My friends: just send me $100, we getting more bottles and extending the section Me: whatever you say captain 🫡

My seasonal “I’m outside” proclamation

“What baby wants, baby gets” as I order my steak Caesar with a side of fries.

AYO lmfao

I don’t do too many sports but I am a pro at this one.

The first time I’ve seen them promote the awards in years and it was actually decent promo

Me just now because why tf…???

One thing about me, if Briann Denae writes a romance, ima read it.

*tin foil hat* what new cancer causing chemical did they put in there now?

I’m so glad that I’m the type of woman that makes my mom feel comfortable saying my dad is not a good person. 🙂

I spent a total of 12 social secs around athletes in undergrad, and yeah. They almost always let a “nigga” slip as apart of the circus act lmao

The bots are crazy. As soon as I press “post” you got a repost asking for money???

I don’t wanna leave my house but i stupidly signed up for a thing that I’ll get charged for if I don’t go AND I need to go workout 🥴

I swore we were on the same page about this already

I’ll be teaching in the fall 🥴 so I’m thinking of ways to switch up my assignments. I’m tired of reading the same shit, so gonna try to figure out a way to incorporate food history into my class. If you have a suggestion, lmk.

I think I just read a Christian urban erotica 😂

I’m so uninterested/unimpressed by so many things lately.

I’m seeing that Rick Ross and French Montana are having/had a verzuz. And respectfully, I think that’s a lil disrespectful to Ricky.

🔥🔥🔥🔥

Idk if you have threads, but Tayari would love to see this!

When you make a beautiful and deliciously healthy breakfast but can barely make it through half of it cuz you’re already full 🥴

I think I may just read romance and a little fantasy all year. Not feeling called to anything else rn.

Woah

Ima need God to make it clear if I’m moving again in the next 1-3 years. Because I’m not unpacking shit else if I am.

This is only a big deal if you’re into food.

I’m happy to admit when I’m wrong. Reading a very sexy novella that has me feeling like I misplaced some judgement about a popular black romance author.

Kinda glad bc *new global health crisis just dropped*

Updated info here www.nytimes.com/2026/05/06/w...

Jesus.

This shit is already proving to be a nightmare.

I’d be happy with my tax dollars going toward a mandatory minimum of 366 days.

Yahya’s new show and Michael B Jordan’s new animated movie on Netflix are so good

Canary Island said NO. And I don't blame them.

It’s easy to say, “what’s for me wont pass me by” Some opportunities are in fact time bound. Doesn’t mean you’ll never get them again, but certainly not in that form. Better prayer, “No matter what it takes, I will not be the barrier to my own blessings. Not via inaction nor indifference”

Since the top of the year, the message has been, “How badly do you want the things you claim you want?” and “Are you willing to get out of your own way?” Some of you are playing on your own headtops.

The Year of the Fire Horse can really be transformative for many, if they’re willing to get outta their feelings and into the lab. Enough vision boarding. Please get to *work* Not on no grindset shit either. Treat your life like a place you’re glad to inhabit and act like you give a fuck.

finding this shit on my Mac was a pain in the ass, btw I guess recent OSes hide the library folder? anyway, here's how I finally located the weights.bin file open finder > command + shift + G search for "~/Library/Application Support/Google/Chrome/Default"

28. But I still try to do a festival every once in a while and regret it every time. 🫠

For real ones like us, it was never out 😂

Men are so messy. Why I just think about my hb telling me about a mutual friend. This nigga led with “yeah he’s in xyz for [sporting event]” and closed with “and they LOST today” 😂 like why you had to say it like that LMFAO

This!

I need more local friends that I can text and ask if they wanna do shit last minute. My friends need too much advance notice.

I mean I’m glad my energy bill isn’t going up yet, but also wtf.

“Elevated awakenings” 😂

Kehlani is performing the day before I get to the city her show is in and I’m PISSSEDDDD!!!!

I’ve been working on my bday playlist for months and it’s still not to my liking

Savannah James might have the best 30 inch bust down in the game.

When the diet advice doesn’t work for you cuz your body thinks you’ve been in a famine and drought for 14 years so it’s saving everything you give it. 🙂

I’m excited to get my hair professionally done for the first time in literal years this week. Even more excited to get a long overdue cut.

A woman released from prison says she has no regrets in a case involving the shooting of her husband after learning about abuse involving children at her daycare. #Baltimore #TrueCrime #JusticeDebate