Sunny D used to taste so good when I was younger now it tastes like spit 😩😂

Good: “That’s niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice”🤭 Bad: “That’s nice”🙄

I’m SO glad I lived during a time when students were required to do weekly book reports and read during the summer

Andy and Bravo sho knows how to milk a situation. Karen didn’t need no 45 minute special #rhop

NOT this one

Guess Kenya wasn’t lying when she promoted for that pay day loan company😬

Eventho I’m a Wendy Williams fan I hate this for Sherri cuz she’s basically working to pay both her ex husbands

Imagine your grandfathers being Eddie Murphy AND Martin Lawrence. That baby is already blessed. WOW

Listen when a man tells you the doctor told him he’s sick or dying or he’s going to kill himself that man has ran outta lies to tell you. That’s a manipulator’s Hail Mary

Sak pase, motherfuckers

Princess dropping her protective order against ray j is just dumb atp. Idc what y’all say that man is unhinged

Finally on Season 9 Episode 1 of Selling Sunset n I still don’t know what I think of Chelsea. Them British Blacks aren’t my cup of tea cuz I never know what type of Black they really are

This low key better than Aretha Franklin’s

If u see I have a white refrigerator just know ALL UTILITIES ARE INCLUDED

I know things are bad for me when I start writing cover letters or complete those test assessments after submitting an online application

Before I feel sorry for u I need to know who u voted for

My GenZ daughter asked why I never taught her how to cook cuz sis only knows how to make reservations. Told her, “Cuz neegaz don’t appreciate u when u know how to cook. If a man is gonna be w/ u it’s not b/c u can cook or take care of him. He’s gonna have to find something else to like about u”

That’s why I don’t like eating at restaurants w/ more than two locations. Sysco and them buying out smaller food distribution companies are ruining the experience of going out to eat😩

I never heard of a food prep kitchen…

A.I is gonna bust like real estate did in 2008. Just another Money Grab Moment

Same cuz every time I see Black ppl love on Dolly Parton I’m like “mmmm I’m still not convinced that she like us” & Sandra Bullock adopting a Black boy hasn’t proven nuthin’ to ME🤷🏾‍♀️

Every time I see [redacted] I think about how her daddy treated women before n after she was born. I feel like his karma must’ve passed on to her. Poor girl can’t catch a break even if [redacted] paid for it.

You can always tell which coworker doesn’t get any attention at home

Your eyes tells me everything I need to know about you🤭

Idc if u have a dog or cat they hate to see u trying to sleep in on your day off

I’m NOT saying imma harm myself but I’m understanding more and more why ppl unalive themselves. This world is a shithole with shithole ppl who’ll make u feel like your life is a shithole and I don’t see it getting any better🥹

BHM Day 1: a Boomer Hispanic man refused to enter an elevator I was on. I overheard his fam telling him in Spanish “she’s going down too” but he STILL didn’t move. So they all waited for the next one. Being racist when your skin is almost as dark as mine will never make sense to me You dummy

How are y’all watching #thegrammys live?? I thought nobody has cable

Driving at night has become so unbearable with those damn headlights they’re putting on newer cars nowadays. My astigmatism hates whoever thought it was a good idea to use them

Happy Blackity Black Black History Month!! Time to let these crakas & poc’s know what time it ALWAYS is!!

Ever since my daughter told me she likes when I’m extra for her for Valentine’s Day I feel so much pressure

Pigs must be flying cuz I never thought I’d see the day Barbz and The Beehive unliking & unfollowing Nicki or Beyoncé

Sutton calling Amanda “young” cuz of the way she acts is funny cuz the girl is 40!! #rhobh

Boz trying to have a baby at 48 for her bf is…well…I just hate to see women struggle with things when they don’t have to #rhobh

The entrance is really making this dog’s funeral overly dramatic. I wanna laugh and cry #sellingsunset

Using a GIF or vid, give everybody a sneak peek at your flirting technique! 😌

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

I like and dislike Skye at the same damn time lol #thevalleypersianstyle

Reza knows his friends to thee T especially Golnesa. I need to know what Dennis does for a living to be living in an $8 million dollar house #thevalleypersianstyle

So many folks passing away suddenly in their 50s is scaring me. What’s going on??

That body cam video of Sha’Carri is worser than I thought

Oh folks are stopping traffic in LA for this one day protest

Whats for you is for you.

Even if they arrested Dan Rather or Tom Brokaw, white ppl still wouldn’t do shit

It always to Black people first to test the waters. If the yts don’t take this seriously, Freedom of the Press will be eroded right before our eyes

White ppl don’t have a single care in their entire bodies. I’ve never seen them cry when their loved ones die or at their funeral. Do they have tears at all??

When IT does happen I hope it’s live or at least captured on video #IDGAF

Went No-Contact with damn near everybody that I don’t even have a reference to put down 🤦🏾‍♀️

Made shrimp scampi for the first time and it was good af. I didn’t take a pic cuz I underestimated myself since I’m not really a pasta girly