Took an 1000mg edible on the way to the bar last night, spend 30 minutes crying at the bus stop & came to the (unrelated) conclusion that Vetininari is right. Humankind is fundamentally evil at its core Would *NOT* Recommend

went here and everyone said they love and support you

We can do this the easy way or the hard way, or the poached way or the scrambled way, or we can make this an omelette

“I just need ONE movie, and dats Hell Comes to Frogtown. Freakin’ Classic! You got Rowdy Roddy Piper, sweet guns, hot babes—not gonna lie here Fryman, I’d bang the frog broads.”

They should make a dating app called Unhinge that’s just for girls with bpd

getting in a real “flee the country” kind of mood

I have a crush on every gorl

This episode was filmed in front of a live Tyrannosaurus

My superpower is that I can identify the sound of Stephen Root’s voice in under 3 seconds

The road to hell is paved with bad AI art

Working for The Muppets

To be personally asked by the IP stakeholders to write an officially licensed sequel to the Bible.

Me watching Marty Supreme

So far I’ve gotten a piggy, a fox, & a puppycow to call me Goddess this year This country may be a garbage fire, but at least things are off to a good start on the personal side of things

If you can spread my fundraiser, it’d mean the world to me. Still need at least $20 to change my name & $100 for a new tablet pen to do digital art. gofund.me/10bfb17f6

Btw, if anyone could share my GoFundMe I’d really appreciate it gofund.me/10bfb17f6

Butchfemme #sefikura 🐤🐤

Btw, if anyone could share my GoFundMe I’d really appreciate it gofund.me/10bfb17f6

If you can spread my fundraiser, it’d mean the world to me. Still need at least $20 to change my name & $100 for a new tablet pen to do digital art. gofund.me/10bfb17f6

Manifest 2026 Mantra ☕️🧘

world's weirdest tontine

This is the type of stuff you think only exists in Dwarf Fortress patch notes

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

I love maned wolves so much you don't understand

Feverishly working on this

You know in dangan ronpa when characters get the swirly despair eyes? Thats what mania feels like

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

Time to write my Moby-Dick fic set in the Santa Clause universe where a trans masc Ahab and trans femme Starbuck pursue Santa Claus through an anti-trans dystopia, in hopes of killing him and his wife and facilitating their own transitions.

I came here to chew ass & kick bubblegum, & I’m all out of bubblegum

hey man, hey! it’s me! we went to college together remember? they used to call me th- yeah, The Honorless Worm, that’s it, you remember. although i’m usually considered pretty honorable these days lol. how’ve you been?

Hey man are you doing okay. I saw you changed your Nintendo Switch profile icon from that Star Fox babe to a picture of Luigi holding the barrel of a gun against his nuts. Is that from one of the Luigi's Mansions? I'm here for you no matter what but I never played any of em. No spoilers please.

[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim

HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

it's not the greasons yet but I realized this wasnt posted with my art tag yet #roseart

My god the replies to this show how fundamentally incapable anyone is of understanding a joke on here

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have seen Blue Oyster Cult Tom Petty They Might Be Giants The Mountain Goats Metric

Shout-Out to the time I briefly forgot the word bimbo existed & invented the word “shimbo”

My fursona (and her fat ass)

I thought of somebody drawing the Pokémon my fursona is based on (Alolan Ninetales) as a man & it genuinely made me slightly nauseous

At this point in transition I can’t even imagine myself as a man in any context, except maybe as a femboy in a later part of Jojo. Or a genderweird 70s glam rocker.

One weird thing about my osdd plurality is that my alters not only have their own voices, they sometimes have different voices in my head It’s not always clear who’s fronting or thinking but Esmé’s voice is very… distinct I’m starting to think she’s fronting a lot of the time and haaates it

Things have gotten worse for me & my friend, so I’ve made a gofundme. Please help if you can! gofund.me/10bfb17f6

Transgender awareness week is over, you are unaware that you are transgender

I found a weird little door in this apartment today, and when I went through it, I was seeing through Trump's eyes in the Oval Office. Anyway, I met Zohran