checking in for a brief moment on the Rededicate 250 blasphemy fest and yep, it's beyond parody

Best part of social media is coming across a good punchline before you see what led to it. It’s like if the Johnny Carson psychic bit were real.

The Wachowskis built 1.5 miles of highway for their Reloaded set piece, got 300 some cars from GM that were not deemed to be road safe for consumers, and after filming one of the five best car chases in cinematic history, recycled all that material into affordable housing in Mexico

Just once in this lifetime of mine I want to find an apt occasion to declare "Abracadabra Bitches"

your product has caused children to kill themselves and others but I'm the extremist. sure bud. your tech oligarchs gleefully (idiotically) predict and wish for the unemployment of billions but go off king. I'm extreme when I say 'probably not.'

The thing about reasonable-sounding conservatives is that if they were actually reasonable conservatives they’d just be democrats. Liberals dislike billionaires but have no coherent idea what to do about it. Conservatives are something different and worse.

I may not forgive but I will always forget.

Pope: [moral critique of illegal war] President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay Media: they are feuding😳

Thumbs being absolutely terrifying. A true beast.

This is the plot of A Dance With Dragons

Current status.

When you give an ASOIAF answer to a LOTR question…

Actually we should just give citizenship to every undocumented person in the United States who wants it. Walking over an imaginary line isn't some great moral atrocity. Making people live in the shadows as a permanent underclass absolutely IS.

The blow hole flashes, the sails go up, heeing and hawing ahab yearns for the blub

Insurgency is when you fire off sophisticated ballistic missiles but Islamically

sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect

CUTE KITTEN CLUB You’ve been elected chairman of the CUTE KITTEN CLUB You are the cutest kitten down in WEST HOLLYWOOD

I often think a cause of the fractiousness of left politics is the perceived need to create new language and symbols from whole cloth. The past will follow us no matter how we dress it up. Better, I think, to wrestle it into a shape we can use rather than try fruitlessly to be rid of it.

I agree. Graham Platner is redeemable too. But redemption is a personal story arc. It’s none of our business. Not only has he not demonstrated redemption but what he is seeking is not redemption. He is seeking tremendous political power. Like a Nazi would in this very moment.

This is the reason we invented the idea of an “illegal” person to begin with. This is the whole game.

move slow and repair things

weirdest Meredith Brooks cover

Starting the day with some bird videos.

What could it be?!?

Louis is happy I finally picked up my room.

This is my friend Louis

Top UK journalist Laura Kuenssberg: "Why would Israel say something that is not true?"

But they were all deceived for a 5th loco was made

I have decided to post pictures of my cat

As Descartes once wrote: “I think, therefore I don’t actually exist for another 300 years.”

As a teacher I earnestly agree that ACAB includes teachers (which is maybe the most contrarian position of all: “I, in particular, am the problem”).

I just sent this email to the news director at NBC4 Washington about the unprofessional and disrespectful way they handled publishing the body camera footage of the DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace that was obtained via my FOIA lawsuit:

“You know what, whatever: we’ve been at war with Iran since the Achaemenids. Who cares.”

I wonder if there’s a middle ground between “this new world is ruining our kids” and “nothing is truly new, there’s nothing to do.” I sometimes wonder if a transition into a world if frequent novel reading *was* difficult and disruptive, just not because novels are bad.

me when i work at the baby killing factory: wow its so good to be valued for my skills and contributions to the killing of babies!!!

Even if you can get past the typos this is dumb as hell

City-wide crackdown after officers visiting a yo mama contest had their mothers illegally slandered.

They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk

You, an individual, cannot "fix" the whole world. You can act at the scale of your life. You should act at the scale of your life.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

”This is a world of compensations; and he who would *be* no slave, must consent to *have* no slave. Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it.”

🎶 welcome to the hotel Normal Hotel 🎶 checkout with the clerk 🎶 that's how hotels work 🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel 🎶 we won't keep you here 🎶 that's a crazy fear

*andrea true voice*

They had to arrest her for the same reason they had to arrest Jesus.