Reboot “The Critic”!

Imagine if they just subsidized newspapers and magazines the way they’re subsidizing this slop

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

If only a mass threat to cancel Paramount+ subscriptions could have reversed the decision to cancel Colbert…

Rudy Giuliani Awarded Presidential Medal Of Incest

From this month's edition of The Onion.

Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife. While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE. This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.

I seem to remember a time when Republicans hated large, all-encompassing bills 🤔

Brooklyn bus stop ads being replaced with guerilla public service announcements.

im sorry to be so divisive and partisan but i dont think the government should be inventing a criminal history out of thin air to justify sending someone to a concentration camp in a foreign country

"Vanilla is in vanilla ice cream and what else?" is such a perfect encapsulation of the surly self-confidence of the people who are ripping the wires out of our government and our economy.

As a millennial, I’m just glad to not be the one destroying the economy for once

🔑 under-discussed point — why they were on signal:

‘No Way to Please Everyone’ Says Only University Where Students Are Regularly Kidnapped

The Ides of March 44 BC is notorious as the day that Roman senators wore pink to protest the actions of Julius Caesar

I need Billy Eichner to run up to an unsuspecting Sean Baker and scream “Name a sex worker!”

It’s a very very bad sign that a guy who said they don’t need an intimacy coordinator on set was given the best director award. #oscars

Who asked for a James Bond tribute? #oscars

People assume Andrew Cuomo is tough and A Fighter because he always looks angry and acts weird. Mistaking a total lack of emotional self-regulation and wild, self-destructive spite for Masculine Strength is one of the defining political errors to me. No one even tries to keep it together anymore.

A coalition of news organizations said in a court filing that video exhibits from a Jan. 6 riot case had "disappeared" from a government platform that provided access to evidence used in court.

I have deleted Google from all my devices. "Their growing number of bullshit excuses was not sustainable"

Musk heading a department called DOGE; an acronym stolen from a joke crypto currency that was stolen from a meme none of which he created both of which are no longer relevant, is both the most Musk thing possible and proof that no amount of money can make you cool.

“DOGE” is an inaccurate name, as only Congress can create new departments. Really, it’s more appropriate to call it: Office Looting Important Governmental Agency’s Resources, Callously Hurting You

If you are hoping someone will do something about it, so is someone else you work with. You and your colleagues are who you have been waiting for to bring change. There are people who want to help you learn how to talk to each other and organize your efforts more effectively: www.rosalux.de/en/o4p

“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”

When asked if he was going to visit the crash site he said, ‘what site? The water? You want me to go swimming?’ This is one of the last pics of the young skaters who died. He’s a sociopath. Anyone who voted for this monster should be ashamed at best.

only appropriate political response here is to demand the white house explain how its actions aren’t responsible www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

The whole sordid tale in one paragraph

Opinion | As a Republican senator, I know America would suffer if I lost my job to a right-wing zealot. That's why, to hold onto my seat, I'm voting exactly the same way that they would.

It wasn't until I saw author Steven Beschloss mention it that I fully appreciated the fact that Musk knowingly (twice) gave a Nazi salute _behind the Presidential Seal_ That's a stain on the history of this nation—and on the first day of the second Trump presidency, no less—that can never be erased

If a plea for kindness and empathy makes you furious, you might be a sociopath.

READ THIS. THEN READ IT AGAIN.

the two things I believe most strongly in this world are that public services should be wholly replaced by the private sector and that the government should intervene instantly the second I personally feel a little bit scared

missed a spare at bowling and the scoreboard played an animation of me eating a log of shit with a knife and fork

The House Ethics Committee airing out all its grievances on Matt Gaetz today is peak #Festivus

Now is the winter of our discontent. No, wait… *now*

@proton.me Where did the Snooze feature go??

Waluigi Mangione is a doctor who revived a CEO after a heart attack.

Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie

Hi. Well, we're doing this again.... I guess. So let's ask the tough question: are Americans just plain stupid for electing Donald Trump?

Look, can everyone just play along and let me believe I just came up with the totally original word play of “Back that NAS up”? I need this.

The trailer for the new Wonder Pets series I’ve been Technical Director on for the past year just dropped! It’s an impressive feat of animation wizardry utilizing beautiful 4K designs, clever writing, and fantastic songs to get stuck in your head for decades to come Debuting on AppleTV+ Dec 13th!