Most of this list is NOPD, and it's the cop car they drive? They need that. There are certain jobs that need a take home car and most of this list looks legit, except for the District Attorneys. If you have to respond to things around the city, you shouldn't have to do that in your personal vehicle

In case you need it this season #nolasky

🤬 On the chat with Verizon for the THIRD MONTH because they claim to have a system error with loyalty discounts, and every month my bill is THIRTY dollars more than it should be. It's totally obvious it's an AI chat bot. It follows pretty much the same script each time.

Y'ALL! Someone who cares about democracy and her district is running against Steve Scalise. Please show Lauren some love!!

Good morning New Orleans, you need a laugh.

Taking a poll. How old was your mama when she had you? My other half - 27 Me - 30 And we decided to have 0 children. Fur babies is for another thread.

My former coworker texted me today and it was right after the shooting and she was checking to see if I was ok and then I reciprocated. But we both saw and knew we were losing our shit.

So people today were super excited about conformity gate stranger things and yes, this genx had to google it and i think the ending was the ending i expected. But I'm GenX and used to disappointment.

St Aug practicing by the house >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just hearing live music outside, filling the neighborhood >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FWIW, I’m livid.

You know you really don't have to share the worst takes from the dumbest people posted on X over here. You really don't. Stop extending their reach and platform.

Step 1. Acquire van Step 2. Buy jewelry. Step 3. Beat up some asswipes.

If you ever watched the A-Team as a kid, you know they would have fucked up ICE pretty good. They loved fucking up those small-town sheriff's that were terrorizing the population.

Keep organizing

Last week Walz announced he was a lame duck - he’s proceeding now.

Noticed a parade is missing. Curious as to why. www.mardigrasneworleans.com/parades/

I'm excited for my new krewe. People have such creative ideas. It was good to get away from the news today.

Dear everyone. Bywater is full of vegetarians and vegans. If you open a restaurant that doesn't have those options, it is bound to fail. Success looks like sneaky pickle with options for all.

Google the video & see for yourself. This is not law enforcement. This is murder. Sickening.

My float sisters were teasing me because I brought gloves to cut the King Cake. Me to them: Do y’all know how many people don’t know how to wash their hands. Y’all know I’m a nurse right 😭😭😭

Battle of New Orleans reenactment info for this weekend!

Thrift Store. Clinic. Roller Rink. Center becomes ‘radical’ lifeline amid homelessness, drug crises. Located in the Lower 9th Ward, this abandoned building has become a community sanctuary and resource.

Taxpayers reimbursing oil companies?? Crazy talk

The entire plan is to have "Spheres of Influence" meaning the US will control the West, Russia will take Ukraine and have the Med access and influence over Europe and China to control Asia. Russia's response on the oil tanker is very lackluster. We're all the baddies now.

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Need to hit a few more. I really want to see Maine.

I love when people come here and just enjoy the fuck outta themselves. If you love New Orleans, New Orleans will love you back.

AI agents will fully automate coding leading to an “intelligence explosion” in which AI agents create smarter versions of themselves, and then – in one possible ending – kill all humans by mid-2030 in order to make room for more solar panels and datacentres. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

This is Georgie. He heard sirens outside his window. Thought he would show them how it's done. 14/10 excellent vibrato Georgie (TT: georgietheboxr)

Anyway, skipping Joan of Arc tonight, because I've had a very rough day and am not feeling like being in crowds would be a good solution to my current anxiety. I got a king cake though, and I have to go to a krewe meeting tomorrow, so I'll still be participatory in the thing.

My entire week's theme has been about trying to set boundaries with people that absolutely do not listen.

This is a vent about why the fuck do Boomers not understand boundaries? You literally tell them, I can't do that, I have a full-time job and I'm busy at work. So then they're like after work and you're like, I have to eat dinner and take the dog for a walk and then they're like, well this weekend.

Bywater Chantilly! And Hubig's.

Fifty-five Cuban and Venezuelan soldiers were killed during the US raid to seize Maduro, according to tolls published by the two Latin American allies. 5️⃣5️⃣ aje.io/v1pp1w?updat...

It is marching band practice season and I, for one, welcome it. Please interrupt my work from home meetings letting them know I live someplace cool.

Starting early on thrice-daily #kingcake. Behold the strawberry and coconut offerings from Dong Phuong. I love the coconut. It's nice to have pieces of strawberries instead of jelly/puree.

A broken leg shall not keep me from my dreams. We’re back baby. #nolasky #nolatwitter

Good Morning btw… #NOLASky / #LouisianaSky we officially made it to the start of another Carnival Szn! NOW is the time to start eating king cake

Happy Carnival! Here's a wreath I crafted this year.

Everywhere else it's just January 6th

People who wake up early for kings cakes are wild. Happy Carnival everybody!

Waited until after midnight to try the cursed Dr Pepper King Cake so we wouldn't anger the hurricane fates. Verdict: surprisingly good. The frosting has a nice tang to it and the little pearls were kinda crunchy

Happy Feast of the Epiphany, Twelfth Night, Kings Day, Jeanne d’Arc’s birthday, and start of Carnival. Go forth and eat king cake. Preferably with some sort of cream cheese filling.

Today’s the day! We are free to eat all the king cake we please! What bakery is gonna be y’all’s first bite?

Rejoice! King cake is legal again! 💜💚💛

This also happens to be the start of the season for king cake. Carnival is a season and Mardi Gras is the last day! Get sone cake! Lots of folks like cakes from Dong Phuong. Try one, but I’ll be honest…they’re good but not my favorite. My fave? I’ll have one tomorrow at our party to share. 😉 1/2