New Orleans is not a real place.

There are a TON of people in the Quarter for FQF. It’s insane.

If you manage or own a shop in the quarter be on the look out for this piece of shit stealing from stores or attempting to

I’m sorry. Did you say “crawfish ice cream?” Por que?

That late spring/early summer Golden Hour on Canal when the business elites and Quarter rats cross to the sweet soundtrack of heavy bass, and brass instruments. Favorite time in New Orleans.

Sometimes I think about this payoff and am convinced all over again that Nathan Fielder should be in Magneto prison

Remember a video at the ESPYs where her, Katie Nolan, and Cassidy Hubbarth interviewed Lonzo Ball about being traded to the Pels. Her and Katie hit all of the stereotypes about NOLA. Felt really unprofessional. That being said. How is Mike Vrabel not catching any smoke?

All the things I ate at Hogs for the Cause.

I’m a man of simple pleasures. I like BBQ, beer, and …

Lolz

Happy Hogs for all who celebrate!

Just paid over $50 to fill my gas tank. Remind me how we’re making America great again?

Two years ago I submitted Edith’s photo for a selfie that would be taken over my house in space. She passed last November. This is now the last photo I have of her. Miss her every day. Fly high my girl! Hope space cat treats are good!

Anybody from #NOLASky #NOLATwitter got the inside scoop if they’re doing Jazz Fest no fee day at Tipitina’s again this year?

I’m hurting everywhere.

55 minutes. Now. Stretch, shower, sleep.

Happy Crescent City Classic to all who celebrate

My Chilean crosstalk buddy voice messaged me on WhatsApp to wish me good luck in the Crescent City Classic tomorrow.

Thirty-one years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.

If we bought a few less bombs, we could probably afford nice things. One thing I'd like to see from the next presidency would be to appoint a special commission to prepare a report on the actual cost to defend the United States from attack. Not foreign wars. Just the cost to defend this country.

Just finished my last run on my Crescent City Class training calendar. A 3 miler. Even better. I ran under 8 minute miles for the first mile and a half. That is wild for me to type. Now all that’s left is the race. 😆😊😜

My Chilean friend I practice crosstalk with gave me a shoutout on his soccer team’s broadcast. I’m famous in a barrio in Copiapó, Chile. Call me the new Mr. Worldwide. Dale!

Hi good morning, Janky Jeff and his idiots want to send out voting information to DHS so they can make sure only citizens vote….. I mean it’s not like that’s already a thing. Personally I (we) know that’s bullshit with ulterior motives.

I highly recommend watching Defunctland’s animatronics series. Especially my New Orleans folk.

Please #laleg Do something good for once. I don’t want to get ticketed for my January 2024 expired brake tag.

When tell you I have the shittiest luck when it comes to insects/animals. Opossum gave birth under my house, horse flies came as a result, fleas every other year. And now, I have an infestation of house flies. 😩

👑 You dropped your crown king.

We are in the final home stretch of Crescent City Classic and I gotta be honest. I think I’m more proud of my training than I will be for whatever my result is Saturday. That being said. I’m ready to get this over with. 😆

Friend’s kid: “Have you ever seen something so ugly, it made you physically sick.” Me: “Absolutely. This one time …” Kid: “THEN QUIT LOOKING IN THE MIRROR!”

Winner winner fish dinner! 13 buckaroos

This is peak being 33

Finished my fifth crosstalk with my Chilean friend. And let me tell ya. If you can find someone to crosstalk with in a language you want to learn. I highly recommend it. It’s fun as hell. He told me about a town that celebrates an event like Mardi Gras. And I’ll be damned. It looked like it.

Y’all. I don’t mean to alarm y’all or anything. But I’m starting to form Spanish sentences naturally without having to think. I’m gunning for Dora’s job.

Spotify needs a feature where you turn off clean versions of songs. “I love bad (silence) that’s my (silence) problem” just doesn’t quite hit like the explicit version.

Does it feel like ICEE machines are becoming more rare at gas stations?

Definition of FAFO Cop was having NONE of it today.

It’s so beautiful

This is awesome! The Broad Theater is showing The Super Mario Galaxy movie dubbed in Spanish. May have to try it out to see how my Spanish lessons are going. 😏

Y’all are not emotionally mature enough to have the conversation that this is the greatest Irish ballad of all time. Happy St. Patrick’s Day ☘️

Probably an unpopular hot take. But Fruitvale Station is still the best Ryan Coogler-Michael B. Jordan collaboration.

Timmy Chalmette makes one comment and the whole world ballet turns against him.

The “You Need to Pump Your Brakes and Drive Slow, Homie” sunset.

Update. Float 45. Driver side. Near the truck.

Riding in the Metairie Rd. St. Patrick’s Day parade today. Not sure which float or side. Ain’t got much to throw. Do wave nicely though. All of this is to say, always stay on your toes as a New Orleanian. Never know when you’ll get a last minute “wanna ride on a float” text.

Judging by the crowds passing me by. The Savannah Bananas might be bigger than every MLB team … combined.

Anyone know how I could get a Leander softball jersey? Just banger after banger of a walkup song playlist.

Status report: I’m currently regretting some life decisions.

About to run the longest I’ve ever run: 10 miles. Wish me luck.

For the love of all things holy, please no. I have been through enough heartbreaking losses with this team. I can’t double that in one season.

#tromboneshorty #nolamusic #nolasky