Years ago, I wanted to see this, because some people seem to think it is a Christmas classic. It was $3.50 to rent, but the bluray was on sale for like $10. So now we have this turkey to watch every year. What is really sad is how much better it is than a lot of Christmas movies.

Damn. Rob Reiner yall. 😥

Woohoo! Who Dat! ⚜️ 🇮🇪

Riviere aux Poules Christmas boat parade.

Gen X, looking at tapes and videos from the 80s. We're next yall.

"I don't what else to say, but... It's Christmas. We're all in misery." Amen, Ellen. Underrated little scene here.

The temp change in the next 48 hours or so is insane. Not sure what creates good waves, but there should be something put there. 🤙

My sister ended up with our family MagnaLite. She couldn't cook her way out of a wet paper bag. She burned them and threw them away. In the garbage. Some of yall probably understand how mad I was.

I joined Krewe of Krampus after the 1st year, but quit about a year ago because now I live further away and I'm always working on the night of our parade. Hope everyone had a great time! Looks like it has grown! 😈🎅

Did yall know that Jodorowsky is still alive? Motherfucker is 96 years old! 🎉 * I know this is random, but I just bestowed the title Holy Mountain on my paladin in Diablo 4. 😂

My facebook memories just reminded me that it's been 13 years since I walked out of the biggest cinematic disappointment of my life. 😂 youtu.be/U-_r1Npsv5I?...

Eggplant Penguin got deep into dat sticky shit. 🌬

Everyone has that person they know who will just text you all fucking day if you keep responding. Like, don't you have a job? A book to read? Something? Here's an unrelated gif from Rare Exports.

Tonight we watched: Claymation Christmas (1987) Garfield Christmas (1987) Followed by the first time we've seen Violent Night. We loved it. Beverly D'Angelo and John Leguizamo. Die Hard 1 & 2, Home Alone, etc. references. Which we appreciated as a late Gen X and early Xennial.

I know this is a very low effort post, but... The film that Clark watches in the attic is from Xmas 1955. Christmas Vacation came out in 1989. Adjusted for inflation, that's 1991 for us. Here's the scene from the film, juxtaposed with something from 1991.

It is time.

Maybe you love awesome things. Maybe you love trash. Either way, you maybe like this: youtu.be/MBEj0rfoBM4?...

Planteray Original Dark Wild Turkey 101 Nog S'good S'good

Well I'll be damned. Who Dat ⚜️

Home from work. Wife watching a youtube video about the Pensacola Christmas Parade. Hosted by two young quasi-hipsters. One of them describes a coffee shop as "aesthetic". Unacceptable.

It's funny how people act like who they are rooting for will affect the outcome of the game.

Clearly all the ghosts would be gnarly in their own ways, but which one do you think would affect you the most?

I know I'm not the first person to say this, but if Disney ever releases the original versions on a 4k disc, they will basically be printing money. Not that they need it. Ahem. Despecialized Editions.

Pre-dawn Patrol this morning.

Saw a friend at the store. He had his little boy with him. "How you doin, Lil Shaver?" "Aw, I'm hangin out like a hair in a biscuit." I just got out-Southerned by a child, yall. That was a new one for me, but best believe I'm stealin it.

But seriously. I need #NOLATwitter to step up. The annual tweetup is this Sunday. PLEASE HELP US. Ryne, Marielle and I do this to benefit NOWCS. But also to maintain community. We're tired. Please help. 📆December 7th 🍸12 Mile Limit 📭500 S Telemachus 🕒3pm

A Bayou Christmas *photo posted by Fox 10 News in Mobile. The boat is in Bayou la Batre, AL.

With the documentary about John Candy being out and all, I'm hoping some of his films will maybe be re-released. Like this one:

I get it, Spotify is evil. Here's four snapshots from my "Wrapped" that I found the most surprising.

I know I say this every year, but I really wanna see this:

Have you ever seen Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)? It is wild. I realized a few years ago that my mental picture of the North Pole comes from this movie. Also, The Big Lebowski stars as Santa. And some laughable amounts of product placement.

Last year, I bought the Smurfs Christmas special dvd for like $3. There's 2 of them on here, and this second one must have been after I quit watching as a kid. There's like a hillbilly one, and a Tarzan one. And oh shit, a really old one. The ridiculousness of it is cracking me up.

Yall know what time it is.

A little late, but this is my first off day since Thanksgiving. Better late than never, right?

This isn't too bad, at all.

2 years ago today, the best songwriter since Hank Sr. passed away.

Saints fall to 2-10. I try to stay optimistic, but it's been quite awhile since they had such a bad record. One day, they'll be good again, but I am getting old. Us greybeards don't have forever. ⚜️

Did you know you can set youtube videos on repeat? I didn't. But once I found out, I've been putting the Muppet Family Christmas w/ Commercials on repeat just before I fall asleep. I am blaming my nominal Thanksgiving weight gain on this commercial, specifically. youtu.be/U1yAbkX_Jxs?...

Yall know I'm Who Dat Nation for life, but I ain't gonna lie, that Bears locker room video is lit af. Got me pumped up to go do something other than the railroad, anyway. Hope they go all the way this year. 🐻 ⚜️ I still get hype watching the Brees pregame huddles: youtu.be/WRUVESHmmjY?...

Damn yall. Two blustery, insistent hangovers in one week. My liver is mad af.

Welp, Santa by on Macy's, so it's officially Christmas season. I made this gif for yall.

The art for this rice didn't need to go this hard, but I'm so glad it did. I've been buying this rice for years, based purely on this.

I used to ask this during the Holidays over on the twitter, but here it is again: What booze do you put in egg nog?

Does Barber's egg nog still exist? The mid century vibes of this carton are off the charts.

My electric knife, knowing its one day a year to shine is almost here:

Oh hell yeh, Mark Hamill is on this bitch. And killing it, apparently!

So I’ve made it official folks: I’ve filed the paperwork to run for Governor of Alabama. It’s time to remind this state of who we are and what we can accomplish together. #DougForAlabama

Oowee. Hungover as a mug now. I am an idiot.

Gumbo season