"Goes missing," uh-huh, yeah. The police were ON THEIR WAY TO HIS HOUSE when he "went missing." Now, I wonder what circumstances might make a middle-aged white high school football coach go on the run during a successful football season, hmmmm? 🤔 www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.

How many people would it take to unscrew this lightbulb??

PITTTHONY MITCHELL PANTHER WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Narduzzi wtf was that

Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday

GenZer on millennials: "I'm scared of y'all" Millennials (predictably in GIF form):

Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.

A very good boy! 🐾🐕😍 An amazing c. 3,400 year-old ancient Egyptian dog carved from ivory. This leaping dog opens and closes its mouth as if barking by using a lever below its chest. The Met 📷 by me #Archaeology

Okay i think it’s Florida State

When you roll a natural 20 on your Charisma check.

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This is legitimately insane. If I'm one of the voices I'm on the phone with every high powered lawyer I know

okay, seeing the headlines pop up in news feeds, apparently it's time for various companies to insist we believe there is an AI actress named "Tilly Norwood" there is no AI actress, there is a computer graphics program that makes an animated character Scooby-Doo was not an actor, either

Every single person that clutched their pearls about Jay Jones better be first in line to make their voices heard here.

“Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”

People keep comparing this to a '30 Rock' bit when it's 100 percent a 'Girls5eva' song. (Apologies for bringing this to your attention; watch 'Girls5eva' instead.)

I still love that they put this moment in the first movie and kept it quiet until the premiere. Such a great way to go Idina and Kristin their flowers

How many times have I seen this and yet his entrance gets me giggly every time

Sexy zip ties in my area

Rewatching Wicked to prepare for part 2 tomorrow

Elon Musk made (ordered made?) a machine to tell him he’s awesome because we were all mean to him. He’s got enough money to perpetuate his own unreality, fluffed up by sycophants and now…LLMs. To this I say: Tax the fucker.

Tonight at 9pm ET, 8pm CT, the Shakespeare in the Park production of Twelfth Night starring Lupita Nyong'o, Sandra Oh, Peter Dinklage, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and directed by Saheem Ali will be on PBS Great Performances. You can stream at pbs.org/gperf or on the PBS app.

This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.

Predator Badlands was better than it had any right to be but I needed at least one less pointy cable into the ear scene

BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com! - six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls - fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER

Interrupting your doom scroll with something beautiful. apple.news/Ak4w3CMGlTvC...

It is genuinely incredible to me how much evidence there is to support investing in the public good and how much animus there is to do this simple, effective thing.

So Harvard is keeping this guy, but Claudine Gay had to step down over ginned up plagiarism accusations and bad-faith accusations of anti-Semitism. Got it.

Starting a #TAR rewatch and got to the part in season 1 where they went to India and the people swarming the rickshaws and taxis are so depressing, but man I just got claustrophobia from 25 years in the future

Fiiiine. Post something random or you'll have an awful December etc etc

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

And now we wait

My friend challenged me to savory marshmallows for works-giving, so here we are

As I measure out parmesan cheese to add to my boiling sugar mixture i truly wonder if I need my head examined

I think a few more people need to see this

Pluribus, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Human Instrumentality Project

Mascots running a tush push against children is OD

It’s pretty simple. When you do a huge armed midnight raid on an apartment building rounding up and terrorizing children and later find out there were no criminals there everyone involved resigns in shame and we have loud showy Congressional hearings.

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Lmao go cocks

This a&m game is on drugs

Still can't believe I got to go in person, will definitely be watching again on pbs

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

The darkest part of this is how easy it is to prey on people in grief. There was a long time, for a lot of reasons, where I would have given nearly anything to get my mother back instead of the Alzheimer's-ridden shell of her last decade+ of life. That's who they're preying on.

Charlie Cale at the beginning of season 3 of poker face

It was like being in couples therapy with Oscar Isaac and the monster

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.