Parents who do not honor the dignity and privacy of their children are such a pet peeve. No matter what his son's views are, a child deserves better.

I’m looking for someone near #NOLA to restore a lamp I love any on know anyone?

Lol wait you people are watching new movies? Not sure ones you've already seen 15x? How? That feels far too dangerous.

Worrying isn't going to change anything, so you might as well put on some whale sounds and get 8 hours of sleep.

How many Scowling White Man On A Ranch shows do rightwing men need???

Like Jon Stewart said years ago, ".. no matter what he does, it always comes with a layer of gleeful cruelty and dickishness." No words describe him better.

John Waters.

Crew members were treated for injuries, but none of the passegers were harmed, Amtrak officials said.

A trusted friend in New Orleans just lost his house to a fire and is facing deportation. Please donate and share if you can. Thank you. gofund.me/1b414f016

My new album, "The Confuser" is out on July 24 on Tiny Ghost Records  It's a dystopian party record... Here's the pre-save link:  https://ffm.to/qdmb909 Love on ya,  RH

my queen

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Unclear if this is a gulf south problem or an everybody problem but we're all about to find out together

Anyway I'm in a group chat with a bunch of random NOLA service industry people and they said nobody is gonna have tomatoes next week. They said they went to the restaurant depot like normal to get a case and it was like $80 instead of $20. So please look forward to whatever the fuck is happening now

at this point just gimme my tin foil hat bc this is all a lie

we can just call them National ICE, or Na-zice for short

When you were fresh out of college what was your very first checking account number

Your semi-regular reminder that "Be My Baby" is the best pop song ever recorded. Rest well, Queen.

Great how on one side we have a party of Dick Tracy villains and on the other we have a party of Knives Out suspects.

*overhead speaker crackles* brownies should be fudgy and not cake-like thank you

Trump posts a screenshot proposing a name change from ICE to NICE. It sounds too stupid to be real, which means it’s probably going to happen.

The Feds can try to end Bluesky as a communication and organizing tool for the political opposition, but they're too late. We've already blocked each other so hard no one has any idea what's going on.

lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:

Getting your shit together in your early forties is like when the cat rolls all the toilet paper off the roll and you wrap it back on there and it looks pretty fucked up but hey, it works, doing the best it can

sorry for putting bari weiss on yr timeline but i need to discuss this outfit, which is uniquely tragic. the fuck are those pants

For your information, approximately 2,700 children, including relatives of mine and my wife’s, are still missing beneath the debris of destroyed homes in Gaza.

I make $2.13 an hour today Yes I get gratuities, and that is my livelihood…but when push comes to shove my employer pays me $2.13. What would you do for Two Dollars And Thirteen Cents?

I only caught the last half of it, but that show was incredible. He really gave us everything.

Food & Wine on Instagram: "Should you stack your dirty plates in a restaurant?" NO. I get it, you want to be helpful. Or maybe in my anxious brain you think I'm taking too long to clear them and you want to gtfo asap and that is your sign. Either way: we're working, you're not, just let us do it.

The worst time of year in New Orleans is about to start. I just saw 2 flying termites 😖

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Cartoon: My brain had a visit from a couple of fae children tonight.

The Unholy Trinity of Incels...yeah...that's going to be an interesting Dateline

"Trust Lesbians, Not Cops" Seen in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

The funds are coming in slowly for this family so I’m here to shake the can a bit. I know, I’m broke, too! I was going to spend about $30 today on giant jazz fest iced teas, so I sent that to this fund instead. #NOLAmeltsICE

Pie as a Vegetable

Somebody UpThere: please grant us the wisdom of age, the energy of youth, the mercy of the angels and the luck of the devil.

If I were E. Jean Carroll, I would launch a press tour first thing Monday morning--because you are not going to treat me like I'm stupid or pretend what happened to me never occurred.

Have learned that my fellows do not know the tiger poem so here it is for you

Trump being a rapist is not the wild speculation of a gaggle of too online Dale Gribbles. It's a documented fact uncovered in a courtroom. Any reporter who doesn't immediately bring it up in a discussion with Trump about the manifesto is doing the American public a disservice.

Jazz Fest makes my neighborhood so dangerous they have to bring in extra cops from Mobile.

Raise your hand if you want to at least VISIT the Land of Boobies.

My new crush is Miss Owl.

Okay Southerners, you’re out of the aluminum-free deodorant experiment window. Get on back to reality.

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tell him to stop tryna murder me

And right now we have a ridiculous amount of Black women unemployed despite doing all the things we were supposed to do (multiple degrees, getting that good gubment job, meeting the constantly moving goals…) So what’s the point of doing right if we’ll still be punished & humiliated?

Every single day that I take a shift as a substitute teacher I have to look at where the emergency backpack is, where the looped chain and anchor for the door is, if the opaque internal window covers by doors are in good shape, and the safest corner of the room to huddle the children.

Every fucking day, we get told “you’ll never be properly acknowledged or compensated or even respected for all the ways you make our lives/businesses/art better but keep doing all those things and don’t make us feel bad about it.” Shit’s exhausting.