These people are… evil. In a self-conscious, gloating way that we don’t like to imagine exists outside comic books or history’s darkest chapters.

The last place the colonizer leaves is your mind.

America hating immigrants is like a body rejecting it's own blood.

How many immigrants & refugees would have stayed in their homelands if Western countries had not colonized them to begin with, continued to exploit them for natural resources & contributed to their destabilization?

HOUSTON! I headline the Punchline Tonight 5/30 & Tomorrow 5/31! Tickets: www.punchlinehtx.com/shows

NEW YORK CITY! I headline The Gramercy on May 29th! Tickets: urly.it/31446k

I never would have guessed that one of my favorite comedians would start making mental health videos for teenagers. Yet that is exactly what happened when the Child Mind Institute paired up with @harikondabolu.bsky.social to make an amazing series. www.teenhealthtoday.com/p/how-a-come...

So many Indians & Pakistanis are critical of Israel, but are perfectly fine with slaughtering each other. I’m sickened & depressed by the justifications for war. I will never support state-sanctioned violence.

NEW YORK CITY! I headline The Gramercy on May 29th! Tickets: urly.it/31446k

Just wanted to let @harikondabolu.bsky.social know that I was The Bugle listener who got the Cardinal(s) joke in 4338 of @thebugle.bsky.social (I loved it, by the way.) podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/t...

NEW YORK! This pigeon wants you to see me perform at The Gramercy on May 29th! TICKETS: urly.it/31446k

Seeing what weenies the Democrats in Congress still are when it comes to opposing Trump made me think about @harikondabolu.bsky.social's bit about universal healthcare - youtu.be/vhbfU8GS-Fg?...

@harikondabolu.bsky.social: "Do you love the taste of chocolate but can't stand looking at it? Well, try some white chocolate - from the people who brought you white Jesus!"

I wish a Magic 8 Ball was part of the Trump cabinet, so there would atleast be a chance of someone saying “no” to him.

@harikondabolu.bsky.social responds, as a "Beta male," to MAGA allies arguing that Trump's short-lived tariffs were a win for men and masculinity. "If you feel tariffs are manly, then maybe we should get rid of those sissy tax cuts for billionaires."

@harikondabolu.bsky.social: "In terms of searching people's social media, if they find stuff that's anti-Black or misogynistic, you get automatic citizenship and membership into the Republican Party." Ayman: "You also get a Trump card maybe with that."

TONIGHT AT 8pm ET: @versharma.bsky.social, @harikondabolu.bsky.social and @franifio.bsky.social

SEATTLE! TUESDAY APRIL 15! Working on new material! Tickets: www.brownpapertickets.com/event/6628871

Come for the magic of @hankazaria.bsky.social switching between dozens of voices you love. Stay for his introspection about "imposter syndrome" — and why he listened to @harikondabolu.bsky.social... and left Apu behind. Also, his in-studio finale as "Bruce Springsteen": youtu.be/9rnyMXm1ThQ?...

Just now, as I was walking with my 4 year old in Brooklyn, a white dude screamed at me out of the window of a moving car. “You fucking baboon!” He then made monkey noises. Racism Hit & Run. Tired of this shit.

If you've never seen a @harikondabolu.bsky.social special, check him out, he's hilarious.

Check out @harikondabolu.bsky.social's website, for when he's coming to your area here: harikondabolu.com. We're seeing him in NYC in May.

Kash Patel, Vivek Ramaswamy & Usha Vance. When I said I wanted more South Asian representation, this is not what I meant.

The U.S. Senate's confirmation of RFK Jr as #HHS secretary is going to cause immense (avoidable) suffering. Years ago, @harikondabolu.bsky.social proposed a bold plan to get universal #healthcare for everyone living in the U.S., which is needed now more than ever ✊🏽 www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhbf...

Dating apps are part of the LONELINESS INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX.

tragically evergreen, from @harikondabolu.bsky.social

Everytime I see this, I always think of our teammate @harikondabolu.bsky.social youtu.be/85fr6nbiMT4

America rejecting immigrants is like a body rejecting its own blood.

2025 Spring Tour (more dates to come…) harikondabolu.com/tour/

My latest standup special “Vacation Baby.” My latest standup special “Vacation Baby.” www.youtube.com/watch?v=M860...

Elon Musk makes me think Nelson Mandela was way too nice to white South Africans when he got out of prison. That Nazi salute shows me Elon didn’t learn shit.

Great interview today with the very funny and very honest @harikondabolu.bsky.social about his depression, how he finally realized it was depression, panic attacks, frighteningly angry online mobs, and how Seattle helped him find himself. maximumfun.org/episodes/dep...

I really love this interview with @harikondabolu.bsky.social about mental health. He hasn't opened up about this stuff so much before and I'm really glad he did.

This is Day 1 of Trump being President again. It wasn’t normal the first time & certainly won’t be the second time. Do not accept this reality. We will have a lot of work to do during & after this storm.

NEW YORK CITY! MAY 29TH! GET TICKETS! urly.it/31446k

Justice must be worth more than gold since it’s so much harder to get.

New Year's Eve is the only day Americans are excited about math.

"Cancel culture" is when people without power air their frustration about something using the Internet. in reality, the government & corporations are the only ones who have the ability to "cancel" anything. The rest of it is free speech & democracy.

Santa is pro-choice. Less work for him.

Grosse Point Blank is my favorite movie & is criminally underrated. It should be on every Top Comedy Films of All-Time list.

Santa Con is the straight pride parade some of you asked about.

#ThrowbackThursday to the first time I saw @harikondabolu.bsky.social perform back in 2016 - He was one of the comedians who helped me appreciate the art form b/c I connected with his material. I last saw him perform in 2019 so I'm stoked to be celebrating my birthday at his show on Saturday!

I had such a great time! @harikondabolu.bsky.social had me in tears from laughing consistently! Glad to hang out with a cool group too!

I didn't get a chance to hang out afterward or take any pics with @bamfalu.bsky.social @raulz.bsky.social and @asapanj.bsky.social , but the @harikondabolu.bsky.social show was awesome! Always stoked to see him live and glad I got to share the laughs with friends.

About 6 weeks ago, we bought tickets to see #HariKondabolu here in KC. The show was last night and we debated skipping because it’s been an extra tough few weeks… but we went anyway. It was an amazing & hilarious show, and we laughed hard. So glad we went, and glad he came to our city.

With Trump as President again, that “go back to where you came from” advice from racists seems alot more reasonable.

Joy is my mother cutting up a mango & me feeding it to my son.

The United Healthcare CEO shooter is still on the loose. If he jumps a turnstile, the NYPD is gonna be all over him.

Thanksgiving is a holiday when we ignore racism & genocide eat lots of unhealthy food. It’s like the history of America in a day.

Capitalism doesn’t want human beings to be built to last because then they couldn’t make money off them when they break apart.