lead of a sitcom i grew up on (Keeping Up Appearances) just died. can't stop tearing up at this quote

lol it’s this guy

just took my lil cat's cone off after 2 weeks. she scratched her ears for 2 min straight, my god she was suffering

explain your username: my name is anjali big into a$ap ferg a$ap anj

to everyone who suggested i use chatgpt to write the officiant speech for my best friend's wedding: thank god i don't listen to bad advice

i can borrow awara paagal deewana (2002) from the library, oh it is so over for y'all

cat is showing me an insane level of love 24 hrs post surgery & i'm convinced she thought i was abandoning her at the vet my sweet baby i will die so you can eat my flesh

never thought watching laszlo pee successfully would be a teary moment for me but here we are

my cat loves to howl the entire way to the vet but the moment we enter, she's immediately fascinated by every other animal. she would've been such a great philosopher

haven't opened the app in a few months, suddenly tim cook is going around saying i'm mama john

laszlo protested the 100% switch to pine litter by peeing in an amazon box i had lying around. not only will she not settle for what she isn't comfortable with but she ALSO got in a subtle dig at jeff bezos. my baby girl, the clever anticapitalist

"For all we know, Kirk hated God and so when he said it was God's perfect law, he actually meant that it shouldn't happen."

cat's pissed i won't give her dinner early so she knocks my nail polish off the nightstand. i tell her i do not negotiate with terrorists. she then gets on my back so she can scream-meow right in my ear. maybe i can learn to negotiate

sending a pic of my bloodied face to friends. ignoring their immediately concerned queries over my wellbeing to talk about how insanely cool that pic is

rly glad Obama was able to make time to send out that tweet today. was real worried we wouldn't get his input

Shit like this is EXACTLY why myself and so many others were sounding the alarm when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars.

cannot believe i found out about charlie kirk getting shot dead on r/kanye

"why are you nice to strangers, what do you get out of it" a superiority complex. i'm better than you and i think about it constantly

waking my cat up by pretending to chew the fur on the back of her head so she can see what it feels like. labor day's goin real well for me

just rmred a streetcar named desire. kinda depressed

(First improv class) yes and…… no!

My first thought, upon seeing this, is that any company out there needs to start using this tool right away or else they’ll get left behind

gonna found a new nation called the Roman Empire & every time someone talks about the Roman Empire, i'll insist they mean whatever fuckshit i just came up with

she herded me into bed like literal cattle, everyone say hi to my lil baby girl

customer service got so annoyed, they reminded me i'm paying $2.48 a minute

I think it would be nice if Adams was elected to a powerless position that let him remain in the news. Like a Fools Mayor or something.

best daily puzzle? not wordle, not connections, not the crossword. its gotta be Raddle, baby, plssss check it out so we can discuss raddle.quest

hell yeah dude me too

took me 4 entire years to realize i can just brush my cat when she eats to keep her still the entire time. i just stole a pound of fur from her, dude

Dogs are the default pet. A person with a dog lacks a creative bone in their body. A person with a cat is an artist.

as someone who's been maining bluesky for a few weeks now since deleting twitter, not once have i felt the temptation to redownload it the pure joy of posting, knowing full well maybe 1 person will see it, rly dissipated once twitter went mainstream but i finally have it back!!!

rly set in that i'm getting old "how old is she" i just decided not to get a ticket to see a comedian i deeply love bc he's coming to Dallas on a Sunday night (!!!) 5 days before i fly out for my best friend's wedding. i'd be asking for sleep deprivation

To a graffiti artist, the ultimate high is bringing a child into the world and ‘tagging’ it with whatever name you want

never comment too early on a great tiktok. its been 2 weeks & using the app has become functionally unbearable

i think most white americans who have never been Policed don’t realize that you are always already a criminal. the second anyone with institutional power believes you to be, needs you to be, or wants you to be a criminal you are and always have been.

just found out Jen Barber (IT Crowd) is married to Ray Purchase (Toast of London) whose father is Jim Trott (Vicar of Dibley) i know the britcom scene is small but how small could it possibly be, i'm blown away

got a notif that someone "reposted an instagram reel for the first time" and i'm deeply embarrassed. i've been accidentally reposting horrific reels bc i misclick while tryna read the comments & now i know my friends have a front row seat

sarah taught me how to use imessage stickers so. if you don't have an iphone, count your blessings. if you do,,,,,,

In the first ep of The Office reboot, Dwight becomes addicted to gooning and posts an incel manifesto before using a 3D printed gun to kill a mukbang streamer. The second episode is about pam

getting unreasonably pissed off thinking about an alternate universe where someone else adopted laszlo 4 years ago & she purrs on someone else's hip as they fall asleep together to the sounds of Hey Riddle Riddle, the first podcast about riddles

washed my hair hours before my messiest workday of the week. really thinking hard about the concept of foresight

got a notif that my 1-star review of my old apartment complex is still helping people so i decided to edit it & add more things i forgot. can you tell that place permanently scarred me or nah

wonder if world leaders just like. roll their eyes every time a tariff comes out

crazy how i've reported every phish email since i started working here, courtesy of being under 70 years old, yet i'm still "delinquent" on "info sec trainings"

my favorite bluesky arguments are the long drawn-out ones where person a responds via direct reply and person b exclusively answers through quote-posts. it's like seeing two people arguing on the street with one person facing sideways and shouting into the open door of a baskin robbins

as a recently minted musician (dreamt of a tune last night) i've decided i'm pro plagiarism. unrelated, i'm fairly sure i got it from somewhere

The thing about Jay Leno is that someone could and should write a NIXONLAND-style book about how he ushered the end of integrity and ambition in late-night TV but no one will because how could you spend years of your life on a calculating hack who only believed in his own mediocrity and entitlement?

This is so important and long overdue.