now what is with people using “lustful” so much lately,,, are we biblical again, what’s up

tw: SA just found out the only reason ravana didn’t rape sita is bc he already (!!!) raped his niece-in-law so his nephew cursed his head to split in seven pieces if he raped another woman. ravana faced worse consequences than men today, are you KIDDING me

suffered for 14 months (!!!) bc i didn’t think of buying a monitor stand that could fit on the top ledge. i have so much space for dinner and writing and fiddling with things while on a videocall, i’m in love tldr: spent $25 for a drastic QOL increase

amma: what kind of style is this me, unthinkingly: yeh baburao ka style hai amma: [polite chuckle bc she is kinder than i deserve]

came back from work & i flung my door open & yelled “heLLO” in an upwards lilt as i do every weeknight today my cat replied “meowMEOW” in the exact same tone. i have never felt so connected to another creature i love her so much!!!!!

i am actually immune to propaganda, because i'm not paying attention

i'm not sure, i guess

online vibe on Rani Mukherjee seemed rly negative so i googled why she’s problematic & this shit is making me laugh so hard just imagining 2018 Rani getting backlash, meditating for 6 years like “hmm so they hate my outdated feminism. lemme hit em with more” queen!! talk about anything else!!!

now that i’m off paying for music streaming services, i’m in my cancelled artists era. who cares if i listen to melanie martinez, she isn’t getting my money regardless

ok ok update. i got this a week ago (one company can cheat me in this lifetime) and GOD it is INCREDIBLE i cooked kidney beans in 20 minutes!!! moral of the story is,,, let yourself get conned. it’s ok to lose money to gain pleasure

If you have the same argument too many times it reshapes your brain like wet jeans left out overnight in the snow btw

this girl on tiktok was showing off her fit, extolling its virtues for a good few minutes. tbh it was genuinely beautiful, i got a lil hyped to buy it, so i go to click the link-- no link. it's not an ad. then i check the comments, everyone's asking how to buy this. she won't reply. god i love her

current fav winter storm bit is to pretend my loved ones are just checking in on how my period's going

watching Seven Dials (ofc). mid-season, my main takeaway is that Omi Vaidya and Edward Bluemel look uncannily similar

god i love telling people their children will be considered "gifted" one day. a curse in disguise

In 1975 Mr. Rogers invited Margaret Hamilton (The Wicked Witch of the West) onto Mister Rogers' Neighborhood in order to teach children that there are fundamentally evil people on this earth and not even killing them can keep them away

air fryer crashed on me this weekend. does anyone have affordable quality recs bc i am so hyped

kinda love sleeping super early & waking up just before midnight. feels like a good excuse to pound sparkling water

Oranges and lemon tea #oilpainting #art

The only thing people like me for is my jokes. However, those are also the cause of many people disliking me. What a pickle.

Of course the US military would fire on US citizens. They yearn to. It is their holy grail, their four minute mile.

I worship our brave boys in blue for their bravery. But they're allowed to do anything to anyone when they get spooked, like a horse.

I am disgusted by Trump's plan to take over Greenland, as this would add 56,000 immigrants to the US.

i will say, it is INSANE to see a downfall like karan johar's. the man made My Name Is Khan sixteen years ago!! now all he does is fund horrific movies where his friend's daughter does a bad job pretending to be in love with his other friend's son

There should be public dialogue from Dem leaders about what the medium-long term political strategy against Trumpism is. They don't want impeachment (not enough votes) so what can a Dem congress do that's more effective? Is there a philosophy other than "Vote for us and hope something good happens?"

y'all i got onto the bookbub email list so now when any murder mysteries are marked down to free on kindle, i'm the first one informed. could not recommend more

yeah they’re just grabbing random people at bus stops there is absolutely no attempt to even give the pretense that this is about immigration anymore. it is absolutely just a military occupation

just found out sydney sweeney's dating scooter braun. the way less surprising version of finding out grimes was dating elon

laszlo jumped on the bed to remind me it's feeding time so i did kissy noises at her, as you do, and she jumped off! she actively chose to starve

getting to say "kanye was my one direction harry styles. no that's before your time. he was my jungkook" to a young coworker is the 8th miracle, in a way

took 3 full days but my cat has finally forgiven me for going away for 2 weeks. what a saint

kamal haasan has to have a wikifeet, right

finally got around to watching Bad Newz. this has been analyzed to death, but somehow 1 aspect has gone completely unmentioned: tripti actively SAs ammy virk in this movie. he says no the ENTIRE TIME in that sex scene & she just ignores him, then she's pregnant & he's fighting for her hand? bro what

I asked Alec Baldwin if he would play corndad in my Bluesky movie and he said yes on the condition that he get to shoot the director and I said but Alec I am the director and he said oh I guess I assumed it would be a woman never mind

man i was only alive for 2 months before HIPAA rights were signed into law. kinda feels targeted

My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular

kinda impressed i forgot about tiktok until 1.5 weeks in

just got my dad to use something bought with money i earned (one pill of 10mg melatonin) beti ka paisa is the new wave y'all

woke up from this dream muttering "laszlo, i didn't know you were white" i miss my cat so bad

we were tryna find garlic powder at a mumbai supermarket & couldn't (its just not used at all here) & i joked "hey there's garlic in this pasta masala powder, lets just get that" my dad, correctly, ignored me but i got a pity smile from the shop assistant so,,,, score

no lie, snoop dogg's sweatpants collection is truly the comfiest airport wear possible. could not recommend more

i wonder what rupert snell's social calendar looks like

Today’s book: Read & Write Hindi Script Teach Yourself - Rupert Snell As I’ve said before, Teach Yourself doesn’t have the best full courses, but their script introductions are pretty good. Personally I have found value in devoting time to a new script in the beginning. #langsky

listened to an ep of this hindi vocab podcast recorded like 15 years ago at UT Austin. host speaks hindi rly well but with the slightest tinge of a western accent & i figured its a brown undergrad king tryna reconnect to his culture nah man its this guy

bruh SYML is so good, how am i just logging into this,,, fear of water just came on shuffle & i have chills

brother's catsitting for 2 weeks while i'm away & i'm terrified she will realize how much better she can have it (he is fully wrapped around her lil paw)

only teacher i keep in touch with is my 6th grade English teacher on instagram & i would die for her. she bakes & makes linguine & i just realized i've known her for 18 years, oh my god

chest congestion goes crazy rn, i'm doing the nosferatu voice every time i mouth breathe