did someone call

theres this desperation to the way people talk about twitter and this site like ohh twitter has more engagement! more is happening over there! politics! like why do you need notifications so bad homie. go outside and talk to people. you are addicted to dopamine

in the bathroom, combing my hair. laszlo walks in. fully ignores me. walks straight to her (clean) litter box. she stares inside for 3 minutes. i finally speak up. hi baby whatcha doin she meows, surprised. walks off. one day i will understand her

can’t talk, too busy reading every single one of amitabh bachchan’s tumblr posts

lil fun trick from having lived with my cat for 5 years is (sometimes) i know exactly what she’s about to do & i can use it to trick onlookers into thinking i have her trained

my cat kept waking me up bc bored so i pulled up my sleep health score so i could show her evidence she’s ruining my life. i got a 99!!!! she’s conspiring with tim cook!!!!

Literally a country of white Europeans who massacred the indigenous tribes, then stole black African people to be slave labour. The only threat this country has ever faced is their wealthy racism being slightly questioned.

at the vet & i can’t stop laughing bc these 2 dogs are having a huge face off in the lobby while my baby girl is just sprawled out in her carrier watching them both, not a care in the world

kinda shocked that the tragedeigh crowd hasn’t started using old roman names yet. poppaea is perfect for them

bruh. i’ve been begging to talk to someone about mormon wives since 3/19 when everything went super downhill,,, just found out that my best friend’s wife TEXTED ME TO TALK ABOUT IT THAT DAY but i just never checked my fb messages i’m genuinely heated

the algorithm works so that i watch a tiktok about one topic, boom thats my entire feed. & unfortunately when that topic is avatar/korra fan edits, i get to make that my friends’ feed by reposting 100 of them

no one understands putting cats to work like my mother

lowk feel like the Eisemann Center forced me to make an account to buy tickets so they could flex on me with how global their state selection is. tf is tyne and wear

i will say, its rly cute how laszlo will always jump on me in bed (her head facing my head) & wait till i acknowledge her to rotate around and properly lie down. v respectful

rly hard to meet babies nowadays bc i can’t resist trying to give them my scent like cats

basically what we’re gonna do is dance

y’all i have 46 minutes, should i get this for my coffee table or

anyway my best friend is in town for the first time in years & THREE PACKAGES were delivered in the 4 hours he was at my place. talk about bad optics

in my early-to-mid 20s, i put my long distance best friend as my emergency contact bc i thought it would be hilarious for the cops to have to say “well. what do we do now bc this guy in Indiana can’t come pick up her corpse” now that my prefrontal cortex is fully cooked, i rly should change that

love playing 13 bg3 games at once but i just tried flirting w astarion for all of act 2 & found out, after clicking on gale for the first time at the v end, i was actually supposed to be romancing him 😭😭

time to get in bed, get real comfy, and put the leslie jones/ziwe interview on for the 15th time

told my cat i was about to spend 20x what i paid for her 5 years ago. she was unaffected. flaunting my wealth sucks actually

gmail AI is currently excelling. it suggested i reply to my delivery fetching service with a 90% accuracy copy of an email i sent them many moons ago

is anyone up to date on the mormon wives drama bc i kinda need to talk to someone about it stat

found out my rly cool cubicle neighbor shares my top 3 astro signs!!! cap rising, gem sun, aries moon, no WONDER

i was RAKED over the COALS in undergrad for trying to invent truchi but lowkenuinely made it through?! this is beyond illegal

honestly not stressed about getting older, i’m just glad i get to be alive and experience more. but every year i get older, so does my baby girl princess cat & i don’t think i can handle that

hissed at my cat while we were hanging out & she YAWNED

New bit I've perfected if anyone brings up a problem: I don't really follow politics but it was never like this before Trump. "But the Democrats and the funding and--" Yeah like I said I don't really follow that. There was always politics but before Trump it was never like this. That's all I know

messed up by forgetting to throw my sheets in the wash till an hour before bedtime but. cannot stop thinking about falling asleep in freshly dried sheets,,, so hyped for 30

me, using up our entire lunch hour to discuss the mormon wives/bachelorette stuff that just unfolded: josh, patiently: okay, what did frankie thomas dave get up to this time

now what is with people using “lustful” so much lately,,, are we biblical again, what’s up

tw: SA just found out the only reason ravana didn’t rape sita is bc he already (!!!) raped his niece-in-law so his nephew cursed his head to split in seven pieces if he raped another woman. ravana faced worse consequences than men today, are you KIDDING me

suffered for 14 months (!!!) bc i didn’t think of buying a monitor stand that could fit on the top ledge. i have so much space for dinner and writing and fiddling with things while on a videocall, i’m in love tldr: spent $25 for a drastic QOL increase

amma: what kind of style is this me, unthinkingly: yeh baburao ka style hai amma: [polite chuckle bc she is kinder than i deserve]

came back from work & i flung my door open & yelled “heLLO” in an upwards lilt as i do every weeknight today my cat replied “meowMEOW” in the exact same tone. i have never felt so connected to another creature i love her so much!!!!!

i am actually immune to propaganda, because i'm not paying attention

i'm not sure, i guess

online vibe on Rani Mukherjee seemed rly negative so i googled why she’s problematic & this shit is making me laugh so hard just imagining 2018 Rani getting backlash, meditating for 6 years like “hmm so they hate my outdated feminism. lemme hit em with more” queen!! talk about anything else!!!

now that i’m off paying for music streaming services, i’m in my cancelled artists era. who cares if i listen to melanie martinez, she isn’t getting my money regardless

ok ok update. i got this a week ago (one company can cheat me in this lifetime) and GOD it is INCREDIBLE i cooked kidney beans in 20 minutes!!! moral of the story is,,, let yourself get conned. it’s ok to lose money to gain pleasure

If you have the same argument too many times it reshapes your brain like wet jeans left out overnight in the snow btw

this girl on tiktok was showing off her fit, extolling its virtues for a good few minutes. tbh it was genuinely beautiful, i got a lil hyped to buy it, so i go to click the link-- no link. it's not an ad. then i check the comments, everyone's asking how to buy this. she won't reply. god i love her

current fav winter storm bit is to pretend my loved ones are just checking in on how my period's going

watching Seven Dials (ofc). mid-season, my main takeaway is that Omi Vaidya and Edward Bluemel look uncannily similar

god i love telling people their children will be considered "gifted" one day. a curse in disguise

In 1975 Mr. Rogers invited Margaret Hamilton (The Wicked Witch of the West) onto Mister Rogers' Neighborhood in order to teach children that there are fundamentally evil people on this earth and not even killing them can keep them away

air fryer crashed on me this weekend. does anyone have affordable quality recs bc i am so hyped

kinda love sleeping super early & waking up just before midnight. feels like a good excuse to pound sparkling water

Oranges and lemon tea #oilpainting #art