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how ‘bout if we normalize nuance and shame hot takes

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

NEW: President Trump is expanding the previous 19-country travel ban to a whopping 39 countries (plus the Palestinian Authority), and appears to expand a block on legal immigration to now include spouses, children, and parents of U.S. citizens, who were previously exempted.

f*ck y’all, this is gold

Everyone, share this with EVERYONE

C’mon Pluribus, that’s no cliffhanger, we all know it’s meth

Dear @newyorker.com Lifelong subscriber here. Any chance we might read or hear a response from D. Remnick to Ismail Ibrahim’s piece that’s reprinted in the December Harper’s?

Reporter: Mr. President Mr. President, how long was it? Trump: (pauses) … oh, I don’t know, si….”

… just … … wow

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

ZohaneM

i’m so far gone all i feel from tonight is that they’re going to figure out a way to cancel the midterms

I'm shocked that no west coast winery hasn't busted out a French 75 cab-merlot blend yet

it just occurred to me that they’re going after fictional antifa so hard because they want to destigmatize the fa part

I know how this will sound, but I think PT Anderson just radicalized me

.@apple #nokings #happybirthday

When he uses an exact number it’s like when he begins an anecdote with “sir,” and reminds me of this: "I have here in my hand a list of 205 names that were made known to the Secretary of State as being members of the Communist Party and who nevertheless are still working … in the State Department".

I hope

Hi Ta-Nehisi Coates, If you're looking for some new middle-aged white Jewish friends who are more closely aligned with your values than Ezra Klein, HMU! Looking forward to it! -Jamie

not a fan, but this bears reposting

Yep. It’s one of my few useful qualities.

holy moley

HOLY SHIT SOMEONE SHOT CHARLIE KIRK … … … thoughts and prayers

I am at least half serious in saying that I’m relieved he didn’t change the name to Big Beautiful Business Day #happylaborday

nothing to add except that goddamn it's hard to figure out how to do any good these days

trump not tweeting in caps because he’s seen how embarrassing it looks when gavin does it is f*cking delicious

I’m glad Bolton got raided - dude’s been swiping songs for decades.

LEAVE THE CRACKER BARREL CRACKER ALONE!!!

yep

“unalive” as a verb is unbearable is “gave” still a word? #GETOFFMYLAWN

my man IG eggs.tyrone

PLEASE HELP US

On top of it all, the jeans are really blah. White bread, even.

Dear fellow American Jews, Please stop w. the 15-post threads that start with a vague “what’s happening in Gaza is tragic” (never call it an atrocity, say, or blame anyone, certainly not Israel) then follow with 14 grievances. And especially don’t do it claiming to represent all of “us.” Thank you.

My dad turns 97 soon. I have great genes, I’m told. I wear shorts from May to September. Then corduroys only. I have a dog whistle but the dogs ignore it so I gave up. I don’t understand why Sydney Sweeney is regarded super hot

I check my feeds way too much but someday, some f*cking day that BREAKING headline is gonna pop up and I want to be the first to tell everyone, to stand in the street and shout it at the top of my lungs.

“In the MAGA world, pedophilia isn’t a crime or abuse that needs to be stopped. It is more a legitimating tool which provides a license for cleansing acts of retributive violence and revenge.”

Today I turned “I was getting up to leave the cafe and Dream On came on and I sat back down” years old

I wonder where/how Ozzy would want to rest, RIP doesn’t seem to cut it, somehow

I didn’t stay for the whole interview because I had to get up early, but did Jon Stewart ever challenge the LA Times guy on cancelling the Kamala endorsement op-ed? If not, then isn’t Jon just doing the same sh*t he’s railing against?

colbert is going to be just fine

Just caught up with this fckn gem for the first time in … too long. Forgot all about the Ian-Anderson-esque flute solo! I wonder who played it. youtu.be/Bo3R3LBjDek?...

scary times gettin scarier

still bangs

No idea why but any time I think of 🎵you took the night train for a reason🎵 I get a little misty.

I was this old when I learned that Samuel Beckett drove Andre the Giant to school sometimes and they bonded over cricket! AI shmay-eye, good old Wikipedia is all the internet help I need!

I have some really bad news for this person.

Just joking the repost train in the hope of a historical record mattering someday.