It was my first busy Saturday night in the tip pool; I had a partner I’ve worked with and liked during training, in a good section. He pulled me over to show me our money and pointed out “you don’t often see that amount of tips in this section.” Bitch, let’s go!!

Denise is an awesome astrologer and person!!

How do I not have a 9x13 pan? This is a phantom pan situation. I guess I lost that in the divorce

Hearing birds chirp means that you are safe. I especially love hearing night birds.

Hi!!!!! It’s meeeeeee!!! We did a thing.  So please let me know if we can help with taxes or if you need something accounted. Please and thank you!

Ahoy #NOLASky (and the rest of the world), I want to talk up one of our people who has a new venture. @jprsavette.bsky.social, along with her partner Kristen Smith, have started www.smithandmaier.com a NOLA based tax preparation, bookkeeping, and financial operations firm!! 🎉

We outchea havin fun but also F*ck D*nald Tr*mp! Show your Mardi Gras spirit while giving a big ole middle finger salute to MAGA! Here’s a link to the shirt I created: my-store-10b811b.creator-spring.com

Does anyone have a 30ft extension cord I can borrow for the weekend? It doesn’t need to be heavy duty, just long.

I have it on good authority that Cantrell didn’t leave the actual keys to the office, and Moreno’s people had to hire a locksmith. Not kidding and wondering if it will be reported.

I think Melissa Hortman’s murder broke Tim Walz. That’s why he’s not running again and taking a pacifist position now. He’s scared his whole family will be killed.

I seem to have accidentally thrown away my can opener? It lives on the counter next to the garbage can and I think it got knocked in? Thank god I have this (weird but working) backup.

They need to involve the social media people next year because this was a highlight reel, but not personal. It’s missing the yearbook part. Please re-watch 1993’s Whatever It Takes, Dude and find your voice.

I would prefer that Kirkering find a home somewhere else. #Phillies2025Yearbook

Realmuto needs to get off his ass and re-sign. If that’s even still on the table. #Phillies2025Yearbook

I’m not ready to watch the last out of the season #Phillies2025Yearbook

I will miss how much Castellanos likes taking off his shirt #Phillies2025Yearbook

Goodbye Ranger 🥺 #Phillies2025Yearbook

I want a bounce back year for Nola #Phillies2025Yearbook

Tanner Banks is low key the cutest guy on the team #Phillies2025Yearbook

I need to do a month of Hulu and catch up on Abbott Elementary #Phillies2025Yearbook

Harrison Bader, and his absolutely incredible ass 🍑 #Phillies2025Yearbook

Is there a way to get the all star logo without the Mastercard logo? #Phillies2025Yearbook

I love Kyle Schwarber #Phillies2025Yearbook

How is Wawa not the sponsor of the mini fridge? #Phillies2025Yearbook

I love that Sosa has a lot of attention early in this because he was a factor in our success this season. #Phillies2025Yearbook

Do we have any idea when they do the interviews for this? #Phillies2025Yearbook

Pleasantly surprised to have Jesus voicing it #Phillies2025Yearbook

Going in on the #Phillies2025Yearbook. Mute the hashtag if need be.

Actual lols at this self-own. There’s not a single person on this earth, not my worst enemy (he hates me, but will still tap me a pint), who would throw a bottle of piss at me.

This is open to all my mutuals

Love does not imply pacifism. If you love something, you fight for it.

Get your stank ass outta here

The decline of newspapers is sad because there’s no place to read the comics anymore. I miss that. The comics were how I got started reading the paper.

Well this is both inspiring and depressing

TIL Irene’s in the quarter requires their waiters to be clean shaven.

Feeling back open.spotify.com/track/23IK8T...

Lebanon on Carrollton is always worth it.

@wrennola.bsky.social love the new profile pic!

This is why when I tell you I know pie, you listen.

Oh it’s so sparkly 😍 I love it.

@pizzacook.bsky.social I’ve been wanting to ask you if you’ve ever messed around with horn rolls?

These announcers are terrible.

Ok, maybe I like Timothee Chalamet

Come on J Lo ❤️

I like them using “female actor”.

Fabulous Dua

Did she ask Clooney to walk her up the stairs or did he do it naturally?

Awards shows make me miss @renedugar.bsky.social badly

We have over corrected on eyebrows.

Unreal.