tfw you're a Hessian mercenary stationed in Trenton, New Jersey who just enjoyed celebrating Christmas with your boys

Spotify prompt “my life as a movie”…I have a soundtrack of my life playlist —in the process of being compiled— let’s see if they match up. They add storyline, and I’m nothing if not always living the first 15 minutes of my rom-com.

I just want to make sure everyone knows Mayo Clinic has a therapy miniature horse named Blue Sky

Enough pressure to shower in black Pearl, let me move quick

I hope there’s enough water pressure to shower

Are you serious with another water main break?? And they don’t even say if it’s Audubon Street or Blvd.

Ghosts is elite and you should watch it

Home and checking the score “five shutout innings from ace Aaron Nola.” 🇮🇹 📈🤌🏼

Def hoping Mexico wins a pitching duel

Congrats to the Americans who aren't repping America

Rob Harvilla is hilarious

I’ve got fuckall done this weekend and it was great. Had to go live life, other shit can wait.

Maybe the best picture I’ve ever seen of Skenes

I’m fascinated that the exciting ceo is a woman named Jay; and the interim ceo is a man named Toni.

Did all yall know this? Because it’s news to me

Tatziki, a sesame dressing, small green salad, grilled chicken breast, kofta, pickles, rice There’s a cheese stuffed fried thing that I didn’t get, but there is a bag of cookies.

I’ve now received a delivery of a Ramadan plate?! Today has been magical

Grasping this joy with both hands. Don’t let Harper fool you, she was the belle of the ball at Erin Rose. @wiseaboutpa926.bsky.social

Oh my cousin is in the quarter because of a flight reroute thanks to the bomb scare on the southwest flight. Plans for the day are changing!

There’s a radiator in my living room

Invasive thoughts, but they’re about getting in the car and driving to Clearwooder

Everyone should get to rename their Bluetooth toys.

Man, it’s been too long since I’ve seen Shorty

Someone get the French Quarter realtors on this

Wildwood NJ is getting a new 'Doo Wop Revival' Wawa... jerseydigs.com/new-retro-su...

Im envisioning Alysa Liu doing a routine to this open.spotify.com/track/3ubtdC...

Spent some time with our lady, the moon. Feeling ok about where I am in this space and time.

Boomers will bring Three On The Tree back instead of going to therapy

The thing about sommeliers and craft bartenders is that they are annoying and can’t just enjoy things. Too much sniffing of their own farts, and then talking about the notes of them. (This post bought to you by the dudes sitting next to me at lunch)

I have to meet Mick Foley and shake his hand, zomg.

DOES ANYONE WANT TO GO SEE MICK FOLEY WITH ME NEXT MONDAY NIGHT? GA is $40

I ordered makeup from London ( $60 of makeup, $30 of tariffs, thanks Joe Biden) and I am tracking this package like it’s a kid coming home from college. It’s got a dupe of that Bobbi Brown face stuff in it that I’m dying to try so baddd

MLB: The Rob Manfred Years

On one hand, I’m so glad that the MLB app exists; on the other hand, it’s a total piece of shit

The Olympic hockey medalists will heal us #SNL

Connor Storrie understands where a waistline should be #SNL

Going in on the #ANTM Netflix doc

Cherish every meal you have at a locally owned spot and celebrate when they have a "good month this week" because someone's IG post told the world about them:

Or maybe you want red beans tomorrow? youtu.be/Hc9sTOqyKkU?...

Don’t cry for me, I pivoted to Tartine

Well the line is officially out the door! They’re out of pho and a bunch of other stuff, but I love it. Give them the ‘hug of death’ for a minute, I’ll get pho next time. Peep the new merch!

Stop reading posts from four hours ago and go to bed

You might think Bau is a badass from this video, and you’d be right, but I would also like to submit this photo as evidence

14 years I’ve lived a half a block from Singleton’s, and I go for pho every Saturday that I can. Literally hundreds of bowls of pho with Bau and Laura 🧡🩵. Singleton’s is the heart of our neighborhood.

If Casty is going to make a comeback he needs to made the Phillies his big bad. He needs an enemy so he doesn’t doubt himself.

I wanna say very early am on Bacchus Sunday we had a pretty good storm. But only for a few hours and nothing since.

How long has it been since we’ve had rain? #NOLASky

And they’re better for it. The 24 hour news cycle has been bad since it started. Get your news like your grandparents did a half hour a day from people in your city.