I should be sleeping. Am I gonna? Nope.

I had bourbon for dinner. Friends, not my all time best move, but here we are.

Left for brunch at 11am. Got home at 7:30pm because I’m a responsible enough adult to rein it in. (Brushes shoulder off) Still got it. 😉

@sweetbabette.bsky.social AHHHHH!! Skating memories 💜

BIG win finishing a very long term creative project today - FINALLY! And I fucking crushed it. Victory is mine! Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in the land!

Sister company’s IT team is having their quarterly meeting in our office today and I’m ready to pitch a nutty. They’ve ignored every single direction they’ve been given and keep tapping their badges a billion times on the readers even though they were told they would not have any badge access. Halp.

Well, fuck.

Being awake right now is likely a mistake, but I’m committing to the bit.

I just wrote ‘February 29’ in an email four times when I meant ‘January 29’. Out here absolutely slaying, kids. 🤦‍♀️

Me, having a pickle and popcorn for breakfast: I’m a goddamn adult!

It’s 18 degrees outside and I just remembered the three cases of canned seltzer I left in my car. What could go wrong? 😂😭

Listen. Thanksgiving with friends is the tits.

Tonight I found & shared w/ a friend a picture of myself from when I felt loved. Then i sent it to myself as a reminder that the feeling still exists, & will again, even if I don’t feel it right now. It’s ok to set hope down for a minute, but don’t give it up.

I’m hungry but the cat is in my lap so I guess I’m just going to continue to be hungry for a while.

I just vacuumed my couch. I need to do that more often.

This may be the first deep breath I’ve taken since April.

I managed to misplace a piece of toast this morning. No idea where I put it. That should be fun to find eventually. At least I hadn’t added any schmear yet!

‘What do you want to be when you grow up?’ I dunno… is ‘naps’ a career?

It’s wild that, even when your friends die, instagram continues to let you know that this is an account they follow that you may like.

Having arguments in my brain with people like I’m prepping a battle strategy for problems that I have no confirmation actually exist yet. So, today is already fun. 🙄

I genuinely no longer know what day it is today.

Fuck me; everything hurts.

What is the opposite of chill? Because I am whatever that is right now

Get you a friend like @sweetbabette.bsky.social who tells you ‘wow, you’re gonna feel like shit tomorrow but get your life tonight!’ in times of turmoil that will only be satisfied temporarily by poor decisions and a lot of dairy. I love you, boo.

Legit can’t wait to regret my future decision to smoke this very, very stale, flavored cigarette. Oh, reliving my youth in NJ.

Time to try to get $30K either returned or transferred to another account at the USPS. What could go wrong? 🤣

I’m crying and drinking a High Life in a black ankle sock coozie in a Roman Catholic cemetery on a Saturday morning. Doing. Great.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Fuck fucking fuck fuck fuck FUCK! The frustration levels are very high right now.

There is a fucking mouse in my fucking bathroom and now I am *wide the fuck awake* instead of sleeping. The cat is fascinated and will not leave the bathroom which… fuck. Ok, I guess?

I honestly don’t think I’ve ever been this tired before, including all of 2014 @sweetbabette.bsky.social

Breakfast. I will not be taking questions at this time.

Having leftover disco fries for breakfast and can’t *possibly* imagine why I am also having heartburn for breakfast.

Oooooh, purple feathers! 💜

Seriously loving all of this foil-in-pattern action.

Why does that dress have a… front butt?

That blue floral number with the foil blue running throughout - delightful!

Ok, I love this one!! Yes, absolutely, to those gargantuan sequins

Seriously, internet? Now’s the time you choose to go out?

Goddamn, I love you, Keanu 😍

Oh, for fuck’s sake, this goddamn week… …ok, I feel better now.

This is how I want to go. Just one day have my body collapse into a heap of scrap like the Bluesmobile. This is the way. #hatm

Closed captioning: (less successful response and laughter) - I’m dying 🤣 #hatm

Dan Ackroyd is awkward perfection in this movie. #hatm

That hug!!! #HATM

God save the Ilona. It’s been a DAY.

Might be having a mini panic attack - as a treat.

Gotta love the instagram feed that puts a video of a girl raving about her boyfriend’s 0% body fat right next to the video showing how to make the ‘easiest appetizer’ by rolling a stick of butter in everything bagel seasoning, shoving a wick in it, and setting it on fire.

Sometimes it’s just ‘take a bag of spackle to work’ day, ok? I don’t make the rules.

I don’t think I had *any* of today on my bingo card.

Today I get to build furniture, listen to music, and tell people to fuck off. Today is a good day ☺️