I met hubby at 31. I realllllly identify with a lot of Life of a Showgirl... Hubby was such a breath of fresh air after my experience with Boomerang Boy...the newly separated/almost divorced dude who didn't know what the fuck he wanted out of life... My attention? Maybe...but no...but yes...but no

Just told someone that my kids are 8 and 10. WTF Katy?!?

Every day is “Zorp Inc given 3 trillion dollars to launch Blooper Quarks in an effort to create the first artificial intelligence in applesauce manufacturing, universal healthcare still an impossible pipe dream”

I'm going to listen to it again. Because she's not the boss of me! And I am headed to pick her up... Hashtag The Life of a Chauffeur

I'm in trouble for listening to Showgirl without the kid. Sorrynotsorry. First of all, I needed to know what we were getting into later. Second of all, I'm an effing grown up. Third of all, see number 2.

And, for my mega Swifties, someone else said Life of a Showgirl is like “Lover, without the anxiety of worrying that you’re going to be too much for him” and this nails it.

Looks like Eric has picked up the Court of Two Sisters brunch gig this weekend so recommend it to your visiting friends and family. VERY helpful for the Oct. mortgage payment.

Your Professor has discovered that the website for the so-called Mystic Kings Krewe (who announced an unpermitted parade for January 5th, 2026,) has been removed from their server.

pls show me pictures of your cats with their fangs out to celebrate vampurr

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When you just listened to Life of a Showgirl THEN receive an app pop up message on your phone? You *might* read Happy Croctober as Happy Crotchtober...

Be sure to connect with your partner today by asking them if they were to write a pop song about your penis what kind of tree they'd compare it to.

Garmin is the dental hygienist who tells you that if you don’t switch your toothpaste that all of your teeth are going to fall out, Strava is the dentist who checks you afterwards and goes “looks good, keep up the good work!”

Wait. I have a driveway with a basketball hoop. And 2 kids. And the media leaves me the fuck alone. So Taylor wants *my* life?!? Wow. Big if true...

This Empire Belongs to Her #TaylorSwift #LifeOfAShowgirl

To wit, here's the Marquette poll released last week. 75% of respondents say they don't want national guard in their community.

This is blame I'm happy to accept. Authors, check to see if you're eligible to receive compensation in the Anthropic Settlement and if you are, file that claim. secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup

Alexa. Siri. Tilly. Default female voices on navigation. It’s almost like the tech bros are telling us something about their views on human women. Guess we’ll never know!

Dude, you're gettin' ADell!

My girl is ADell

Our manic pixel dream girls.

A lot of tech bros who were upset about pronouns want to confer them on their computers now that they’re dating

-Different high schools may schedule required courses for different years. (ie chemistry for sophomore year v. junior year) -Diplomas require state end-of-course exams in some subjects -Record-keeping practices can vary between schools.

Please share. What Louisiana parents should know: -your child should have an Individual Graduation Plan, signed by you, the school and your kiddo. -It outlines the requirements for the type of diploma your child selected -Track your kid's classes -- especially if they transfer during high school.

This is concerning. Anyone have eyes on MSY?

everything is terrible so here's the Muppets channeling Hamilton and bringing me untold joy (via the brilliant brettevansmafrog on insta)

Thursday evening and the teacher emails to let us know what the costume elements are for Monday AM's assembly. At least it isn't Sunday evening...

Just an FYI for those who didn’t pay attention in Geography class People from Puerto Rico are US Citizens. Btw…the literacy rate in PR is over 94%, compared to the 79% literacy rate of the US mainland.

Time to make myself a cocktail and get Goosiana's outfit ready for tomorrow!

Got a text message that my pcp sent my redacted script to the pharmacy. Yay! Clicked on the coupon, thinking it was the covid 19 vaxx. Nope. It's the effing box of tests. I'll log in to the portal later to see what the message says...

You know I love me some authentic Louisiana seafood

Even the Pope is not safe from mansplaining reply guys

I know yesterday was Epcot’s birthday, but today I present some night photos taken on Cinestill 800t Camera: Canon AE-1 Lens: Canon FD 28mm 2.8, Canon FD 50mm 1.8 Film: Cinestill 800T Developer: Cinestill CS41 #disneyworld #canonae1 #cinestill800t #filmphotography

Sorry I'm late there was a bunch of traffic in front of your mom's house.

Boundaries!

No truer words have ever been spoken.

opening an ice cream shop called Hurricones where you can order a "cone of uncertainty" and we surprise you with a random flavor

Thanks for posting your art. When I am feeling low I come here and look at cool art. It is one of the best benefits about this app. Please keep it up.

court ordered naps

Huey Long snuck that into his deal with the devil, who didn't think much of it because it wouldn't take effect for 75 years.

If your family travels to the Alabama coast every so often AND you have tweens, a Fun Thing To Do is to randomly sing 🎶🎵"Pink Pony Pub"🎵🎶 to annoy your offspring...

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Sames.

Sharing some joy in our city... www.reddit.com/r/NewOrleans...

Never saw a group more depressed not to have been raptured last week.

A review of the Entwined exhibit at Mystic Seaport Museum

In the name of centrism, we shall be partially metric, partially imperial. Please convert everything to orders of magnitude of feet and gallon. "I walked 9 kilofeet today." "I drank 49 centigallons of coffee." Thank you for your attention to this matter!

KENTWOOD, La. (WVUE) - Breaking news, Tangipahoa Parish Sheriff’s Office says the boy has been found For those of you who were woken by the Amber Alert last night...

Hire her!!!