No, Benny. Bad dog! You’re not allowed to wear your reindeer antlers until AFTER Thanksgiving. November 26, 2025. Wolverine Lake, Michigan. #dog #dogs #beagle #reindeer #thanksgiving #Christmas #dogsofbluesky

Oh shit, almost forgot if you're not doing shit tomorrow: Turn Off Your Alarms

Fun fact: In about 99% of shootings in the U.S., the shooter is an American citizen.

Napoleon avenue and the containers at the Port of New Orleans

Have the best night all you college kiddos catching up with friends. ~ and don't drive drunk ~

By the way, if someone is hosting you this Thanksgiving, compliment their damn decor. I don’t care if it’s a half dead carnation in a vase next to two dirty pinecones as a centerpiece. COMPLIMENT. THEIR. DECOR.

When another boy has a box

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

Pecan is what you take upstairs by the bed, in case you can't make it down the stairs at 3 am.

spent all morning searching for a book about U2 but I still haven't found what I'm looking for

can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport

View of Lafitte's from a new angle, Bourbon street, New Orleans

Thanksgiving PSA: Robert’s at Carrollton and Claiborne has all the fresh herbs as of this afternoon.

As someone who dearly loves some kids who got this delivery today, THANK YOU to all the Toups drivers, donors, and organizers

If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh

Many people were saying...

a lost and found but for the day before the day it all began to unravel

when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this." IG mr.funkys0ul

Other option...I shot someone and now need bail $?

If I stay off of here a lot this week, can this be the week that it happens?

@kapaali.bsky.social Did your mom's medicine get approved (tier exception)? Or couponed, etc? I've been thinking of her...

Also, if you’re planning a trip to the Christmas markets or a winter European trip, check out my Christmas markets shopping list. I learned a lot of lessons last year and made adjustments for this year. Example: I am NOT bringing any sweaters with acrylic or polyamide. shopmy.us/collections/...

This is the problem with reposting crap from 2023... Next year it will be Feb 17th...

Assuming they mean aesthetics but I do find this discourse very sleep inducing.

You were all having a good day and I am here to ruin it: All of the birds given as gifts in “12 days of Christmas” are edible birds, and I am not sure why so many of you believe they were all intended to be kept as pets for years after receipt.

As the holidays approach, please be extra vigilant. Scammers are impersonating Triangle Beagle Rescue by creating fake accounts, using our photos, and trying to trick people into sending money. If someone pressures you for payment, stop and verify by emailing [email protected]

#NOLASky #NOLATwitter A gift for you from Chicago.

I had my breast cancer surgery on 11/12 & I'm currently recovering well. However, I'm still short $260 from my original goal (and will probably need more assistance) which is making things difficult. I know it's hard for everyone right now. Even a small amount or a RT helps. Thank you ❤️

ME: you see, it said one gummy was a serving, but unaccustomed to its potency, i took two and that was at least one and a half too many INTERVIEWER: “… and your greatest strength?” ME: that is my greatest strength

Which one is it???

Headed to NC for the week. Hold down the fort for me folks... Remember, the Motherfuckers hotline is 504-221-1499 And you can report to the website (take photos if possible) meltthem-neworleans.com?fbclid=IwdGR...

Some ear candy - WWOZ DJ Ol Man River did a 3 hour Dr. John show chronologically to celebrate his birthday. It's available for the rest of the month on their archive: www.wwoz.org/listen/archi...

No no no! It was Fins to the left, Fins to the right, And you're the only girl in town...

I was too rage shakey to find the phone number in my contacts earlier, because I named it Icey Conditions. Edited it to Motherfuckers so I can find it. Hoping I won't need to. Don't be cute...call them what they are.

Dammit. Now I'm worried about the flea market / food booths stalls.

Those motherfuckers are out. Just witnessed a "stop" at Shirley and Gen de Gaulle. My daughter is sobbing. I'm ragey. If you're white and can get in their way, please do. Headed back to WB after dropping kid off. Stay safe. Couldn't find the gd # so I DMd union migrante.

Someone just ordered recently from a grocery store 🍗👀

Check out #FridayNightZillow tonight, folks!

So... Ya know when folks take over roads and do donuts, etc... Can we put on a show for our British Petroleum agent foes? I hear it's traffic stopping... 😉

New Orleans people, a friend and I are in the planning stages of a paper mache workshop for beginners; two evenings in early January. More info to come! Feel free to DM me if you want to be notified about it once we've figured out the details.

So what we are seeing here, once again, is that the problem isn't so much the existence of the fascist thugs as it is the local intelligentsia in media and political leadership who do the propaganda that enables the thugs.

You're offered $30 million but you have to be chased by one animal for 24 hours. Which animal are you picking? A gecko. Or a sloth.

Night geometry, Dumaine and N Rampart, New Orleans

We need a playlist... @schmutzie.com I need help putting together a fuck the chill bros list... Any ideas?

I think the chorus would be a lovely way to serenade Chill Bros... youtu.be/JBe0yHNEURo?...

If the British Petroleum agents are looking for criminals, they should probably start at the Comus HQ, no? I was going to type den, but no floats...because for some reason they don't parade?

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

True.

Hey my CFB bluesky frens. My stepdad is coming for Thanksgiving week. I know the Michigan Ohio game is the saturday he will be here. Can anyone enlighten a non CFB guy on what apps will stream it? I can plunk him down and go enjoy a long walk if I can get it.