i genuinely hate how internet culture has become so normalized and widespread. i do not want a white house deputy chief of staff saying "it's white boy november" or a secretary of state tweeting that he's "locked in for this banger." grow up.

Me: “Referring to female elected officials by their first names is disrespectful. Please call the mayor Moreno.” Him: “You’re overthinking this.” No the fuck I am not. We didn’t call Obama by his first name. We don’t call Trump by his first name. It’s polite misogyny. Quit it.

Fox reporter to protester: You have a dirty mouth Protester: You are a Nazi bitch

"Possible oval office walkout"

Charging jobseekers a subscription fee to fully access a job board is diabolical.

I get so tired of every event being family friendly, even the ones at casinos and racetracks.

I am desperate for some time alone and some disposable income to enjoy it.

I just don't understand hiring managers these days. I sent my resume to three different emails and the contact page for Plush Appeal. The open job is something I did for nearly eight years. I could do it in my sleep. But did I get a response to my emails? Nope. Not one.

I don't know why everyone's so excited about Gabbard resigning. He's just gonna put some other fuck ass, extremist weirdo in there in her place and it'll be the same old shit.

Snail on the camera?

Also, the Big Beautiful Bill cuts to healthcare is something you should all educate yourselves about, because it will be terrifying and catastrophic and today was the first time I heard just how bad it will be. www.sevendaysinjune.org

Anybody here work at Plush Appeal? I'm trying to get my resume to someone over there and the email bounced.

They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

I'm back on the job hunt as of today. I took a break for a while because it was just so goddamn depressing getting one rejection after another all day every day, but I've got to start earning some money. I'm coming up on three THREE(!) years of not having a full-time job. That is INSANE.

Unfollowed a well-known account here because he was mad that people wouldn't subject themselves to X anymore, calling them useless weaklings. Not sorry, I don't need N*zi shit in my life and I don't need anyone who follows it "ironically" in my life, either. And you weren't that funny, dude.

Bill Cassidy’s concession speech was missing something so I fixed it.

There was a line at my polling place. Turnout in my area is usually pretty good but I've never before seen a line on election day.

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion. -Albert Camus

There are few things I find more cringeworthy than line dancing.

What someone else’s doctor prescribes them is none of your goddamn business.

I was gonna switch GLP-1 providers because Mochi is making me jump through hoops before they'll let me switch to tirzepatide, but I just can't tell anymore which service isn't a scam. I guess I just have to be okay with gaining a pound a week because the semaglutide has stopped working.

You're about to see headlines saying abortion pills can't be shipped. THAT IS NOT TRUE You can still get abortion pills by mail to all fifty states. Some providers will switch to miso-only, some will ship both mife & miso. I got into all of this when the federal court ruling first dropped:

sometimes you're not fighting to win. you're fighting to show that we CAN fight

The guy who installed our new windows today had crusader and Jerusalem cross tattoos.

I’m gaining pounds but walking a faster mile nearly every time I go out. My resting heart rate is 10 beats lower than it was two months ago. My body is getting fitter but also fatter. Make it make sense. (Don’t you DARE tell me muscle weighs more than fat. A pound is a pound.) No advice, please.

They know this is wrong and they stand behind him and do nothing. Traitors.

“Your guys’s.” Please don’t.

some wisdom from james wilson, framer. "The truth is that, in our governments, the supreme, absolute, and uncontrollable power remains in the people."

Please remember that the ultimate aim of any authoritarian force is to erode our will to resist. They want us to conclude we're fucked so we stop fighting. Fuck that and fuck them. We have not yet begun to fight.

Juan’s Flying Burrito better not ever close. Do not make me come down there.

Nooooooo!

I really miss going to bars.

Coastal restoration that any governor can cancel on a whim because he or she doesn’t believe in science? Nah, we’re good.

If I have to see one more goddamn TikTok about the “infamous Lalaurie House” I’m gonna scream.

I found an unopened package of peppermint Jo-Jo’s in the cupboard! It’s like Christmas all over again!

Found an ancestor who fought in the civil war. He was not on the good side.

I’m enjoying Margo’s Got Money Troubles but I don’t get why everyone in her life (except her dad and roommate) is freaking out about her having an OnlyFans. So what? It’s a major plot point and I don’t get it. Maybe I’m just not that bothered by nudity or (consensual) sex work.

#OPINION "Understand how the term relocation hits when you use it for those of us who have made lives here," writes 11th-generation New Orleanian Christopher Ard. "Maybe try 'abandon' or 'give up on.'" ✍ Christopher Ard Full story: buff.ly/TKzu55W #theguardian #neworleans #TheLensNola🔍

I have gained ten pounds in the past three weeks. Semaglutide is no longer working for me. My Mochi doc won’t let me have tirzepatide until I meet with a nutritionist, whose next appointment isn’t until late May. I can’t wait. I’m nearly frantic over this. So now I have to find a new provider.

Lately I’m obsessed with eel sauce. Cannot get enough of it.

Heartbreaking.

Thirteen years ago I paid $27 to see Frank Black live at the Mint in New Orleans. It was an amazing show. He was five feet away from us, told hilarious stories, took questions from the audience(!), and just generally made us all feel like long lost friends.

Israeli Jews became the new Nazis. This is disgusting beyond measure.

I binged most of season one of Mobland today. It is so freaking good.

It has been a gray, drizzly, chilly, lazy day and I’m loving it. I wish it could always be like this.

The high tomorrow is gonna be 57 degrees. What?!?

I just watched Heather Cox Richardson’s daily video and it kinda made me want to blow my brains out. Usually she keeps me hopeful but this one was BLEAK.

I started a series on Tiktok of proper pronunciation of words. The first word was mischievous. It is not pronounced "miss-cheevious." You would have thought I had killed a puppy. I had to block almost 30 people.