Here's my original character Waffles the Wizard. He was hired by the king to maintain the ley lines that used to work great.

Completely tossed at the official conan the barbarian website’s cookie notification window.

This gives me so much anxiety … like when I can’t get a shirt off …

Last remnants of humanity watch powerless from the International Space Station as the final pockets of the Earth's surface are consumed. Our planet is now an anchor for Xipe Totec, the alien organism we were powerless against, as it continues spreading throughout the cosmos.

Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics. The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.

Why is everyone at your company so bad at designing the only thing any of you will ever make that has even tangential value? Horizontal scrolling pictures on a vertical app??? Come on, even Claude should have told pool-phone guy to not do that.

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

ur not gonna believe who just blocked me lol

I made one for my 3D artist friends to use.

Stellaris crisis' are no joke in 4.3. One of the AI unleashed the Gray Tempest about a year before the Great Khan and suddenly there was 750K aggressive fleet power unleashed on a galaxy with maybe 200K. And the tempest was in EVERYONES backyard the instant they triggered. RIP that run I guess.

Our dog when he sees me put my hands under the ice maker on a hot day.

OH! OH! And if you're good at explaining your disability, they'll accuse you of reading off a script. Like yeah maybe I wrote myself a script BECAUSE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS MAKE ME EXPLAIN IT SO OFTEN.

When I say I'm in the UK and it's much easier for me to get my HRT on time you know this shit is completely fucked

It’s been a year since I met the one that completes me 😍~ thank you earthen artifact that doesn’t show up in mirrors and boils water when placed in it. I love you 💕

If you let them ban porn, they will call you pornographic when they ban you.

hasan makes an obvious joke and has generally good politics and the media is like we need to drown him to prove he's not a witch. meanwhile tucker carlson goes live and talks about how demons are real and one tried to eat him in his sleep once and the media is like he seems trustworthy

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

@beewatch

FinTwitter embraces Buddhist philosophy

freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now

Brianna Wu has successfully made me a eugenicist in that I think eradicating this position and those who hold it from the face of the earth would be a moral good and society should be structured to make sure it happens. I dunno, do it in eutero via some gene magic, whatever makes the joke work.

4 Hours is Probably Enough Sleep for Humans, Local Cats Say. Raise Conerns over Food Availability.

Watchdogs say the previous CEO model suspiciously started slowing down immediately after the announcement chaser.com.au/business/app...

the world if soy products actually had estrogenizing effects

We have too many people with power who have never been punched in the face before. You gotta have that on your resume if you want to be in charge of stuff

The Dungeon of Dark Patterns #webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

It's unforgivable that Western politicians and media has turned away from Gaza and left Palestinians to slowly and quietly die in the hellscape they helped create.

:3

misunderstood this headline and got so hrny i passed out

btw we do mean this very sincerely. the bsky team wanted a haven for technofascist consolidation but they failed to account for how many furries work in IT and how much overlap there is between furries and various marginalized communities, we truly think this is a factual read of the early days

the foundational concept of Bluesky was to create a space for tech bros by using invite only for a span the foundational reality of Bluesky is that invites became life rafts for queers fleeing Twitter by way of furries nobody working for Bluesky has ever forgiven this

Being an autistic millennial is occasionally making the TF2 heavy "nomf nomf nomf" noise to yourself when you're eating.

Wow I've shared this a lot in 16 days.

Well well well if it isn’t the reason everyone tells me to do alt text

The most obvious difference between liberals and leftists is that liberals see Trump as an outlier to a system that is somewhat flawed but mostly works, and leftists see Trump as the logical conclusion of a system working exactly as it's been intended to work for the past 40 years.

*Looks at nothing on this website loading... again* How's it going little buddy? Is this one definitely nothing to do with all your engineers flooding your codebase with ai generated garbage, too? Let me guess this ones a DDoS too?

Evergreen

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This is pure evil

Porn addiction isn’t real btw - it’s a right wing talking point created to shit on sex work & porn and if you believe it’s real you are supporting and believing rw ideology.

Hey umm... no one mentioned a possible data breach guys. Is there uhh, something you'd like to share with the class?

My "the application has remained stable since the evening of April 16" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.

Trump is within sight of an under 30% overall approval rating. One of the most important causes right now is to establish a media narrative and popular support behind severe punishments and consequences to our present criminals running things.

*Americanly* I finally got healthcare, please clap