Do not speak of shrimp here. That is a forbidden creature cast down into the darkest depths

Just think of the productivity gains here. They’re good, but there’s simply no way humans can outpace ai at sending useless emails

Dead baby emoji: 👼

Howler monkey? Bro you are thinking of dogs

Me, unprompted: yeah I have daddy issues Stranger: … Me: the issue is he’s dead

This kind of thinking really annoys me. Scientific advancement is not a certain thing! Just because you can imagine something, doesn’t mean that it’s feasible or even possible. Easier to understand when talking about travel back in time, but for some reason not AGI or nuclear fusion

[watching The Thing (1982)] this is just like The Thing (1982)

All germs is bugs

Everyone keeps talking about green and red like they’re different colours. They’re the same colour, what are we doing here people..

people are out here just stacking genders on top of one another like they're putting together a roguelike build

donald trump has died

Leaded vs unleaded YouTube

Microwave milk

polaroid sounds like a slur for antarcticans

Whoever came up with the “what if JFK’s head just did that” created an all-timer

I’ve never watched the matrix so I don’t know what neoliberalism means

Elbis pesley still alive

Maybe elbis is still alive

When I was in school we had one student called glog and he used to drool onto the table and then when there was a puddle of drool we would chant “glog’s bog, glog’s bog, glog’s bog”

It’s fucked up seeing the pope in any vehicle that’s not the popemobile. This is worse than adultery imo

The disk drive was the compussy of the computer and then big tech transed the gender of all the computers because of woke

Imagine how many moths there are flying around the sun. or maybe it’s just like a normal amount but they’re all really big

It's all kicking off in Canterbury.

Donald Trump - child cock expert

This is incorrect. In this situation you should be putting the bun and sauce in too

Ok things got worse actually

Guys I am not doing too good right now

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes penis inspectors

(doing the bare minimum) you have no idea what i go through every day

a humble loach dreams of becoming a dragon

kinda says it all that this gets more scrutiny than killing tens of thousands of brown children

IDF commanders told Haaretz that southern Lebanon is being demolished “like Gaza.” The declared goal is to prevent civilians from being able to return. Both are war crimes punishable under international law. www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

It's worth noting here that these aren't bombings. This is demolition The IDF are able to freely walk around here and rig these obviously residential properties with demolition explosives, so it's not like there's any threat at all to them This is, VERY clearly, the war crime of wanton destruction

Headline vs. 22 paragraphs in apnews.com/article/gaza...

Here's the HD version

"Where are all the campus protestors?" ask the grinning ghouls who cheered on the brutal suppression of campus protests

SKELETON RETURNING FROM WORK: honey, im bone

yep, Nestlé had their sales reps *dress up as nurses* and give out free formula *in maternity wards* to make families dependent on it, in countries where many didn't have access to clean water for mixing with formula. researchers estimate that 10.9 million babies died.

guy who says "ready or not, here i come" instead of "im cumming"

Burning pain when I pee community member coming in peace!

every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”

Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position

In our conservative estimate, 41 percent of Grok’s images — or 1.8 million — were sexualized depictions of women. Separately, CCDH analyzed how many were sexualized images across genders and ages. Their findings: an estimated 3 million images, including more than 23,000 of children.

welp. have some art based on the Stalker series to cheer you up. :) I spent way too long on this lol. #pixelart