What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote? Mine is: "What's your favourite Avatar movie?"

producer: what’s the new christmas song about? guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop? producer: what the fuck

Merry Christmas to my mother, who got my toddler a toy fire engine that not only makes lots of noise, it also sprays real water

50-odd years and it's still this gtradio

My aunt works at number 10 and says it reeks of burning shit because Starmer put another "log" on the fire

Five perfect movies (in no particular order): The Blues Brothers Wallace & Gromit: The Wrong Trousers Night of the Hunter Battle Royale Witness for the Prosecution

“Pray tell, the Baron, what sort of gentleman is he?” “Well…”

Taskmaster is this person if they were a tv series.

The Thing is a Christmas film

hey listen if you don't put a low poly big titty lady in our N64 platformer collectathon then we are just completely fucked. our company is going bankrupt tomorrow. if you don't put in the low poly huge titty cartoon lady then we are going to be tortured for our debts. do you understand

Imagine Scooby Doo saying "Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori". It would be terrible. In fact, I don't think that Scooby Doo should read any war poems out loud. He can respect the fallen in other ways.

British Quakers are refusing room bookings from terfs as policy. If you were waiting for an org to stand up for LGBTQIA+ rights, and unflinchingly withstand bullying and lawfare, here you go, friends. Good luck to the raging bigots, they'll get nowhere with threats.

Last orders lxds!

slow day in the office so figured we'd start some beef with museums

If you live in Bristol, love horror and want to support local businesses, please consider doing some of your Christmas shopping at The Haunted Bookshop in Stokes Crofts. You may have seen Monika at some of our events and her shop is a wonderful sanctuary for those looking to find their people.

In the last 6 months, the Welsh Labour Gov has sent 2 letters to their UK Labour colleagues asking them to change local housing allowance back to the 50th percentile (Wales has the fastest growing rents in the UK). An FoI shows that UK Gov haven't bothered to reply to either.

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

YOUTUBE: you like history ME: I do! YOUTUBE: and you're white ME: well, I mean YOUTUBE: here are some white people who also like histor-- ME: no no no No NO NO NO

Just so we're clear, one incident of alleged anti-semitism by a musician = a major national scandal that should be roundly condemned. Multiple incidents of alleged anti-semitism from the man leading the race to run the country = a load of nothing that should be completely ignored

'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed

Number crunching: Individuals arrested within five days for suspected manslaughter after fire apparently related to building materials ripped through seven Hong Kong apartment blocks v individuals arrested over Grenfell From the new Private Eye, out now.

Madeley managing to parlay himself from clownish daytime tv kleptomaniac to "serious" political commentator is wild even by UK standards

Pretty sure this is the only paper reporting on this

Timely reminder it's perfectly feasible that while someone can be rock solid on some progressive issues it doesn't stop them from being an abject dipshit

Read this as an American woman and then go break something.

There are two kinds of films like this: very good but bleak movies like Children of Men or The Road which I enjoyed but wouldn't get much out of watching again and stuff such as Dreamcatcher and Thor 4 which I shouldn't have sat through in the first place since they're absolute shite

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

Keir Starmer - "I’ve always wanted a Labour government but I’ve never worried about the future of our country under a Tory government." The words of a man so insulated from the harm done by the Tories he felt no compulsion not to continue the harm not being done to him and his.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 6% full.

One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.

Fuck em. Fuck him forever.

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

This 'deal' to pay 25% more for US drugs in return for nothing will cost £3.3bn a year. NHS services will be cut, less drugs will be prescribed, you will suffer. So American Billionaires can be Trillionaires.

Huge pick for the Greens here. If the rumours they're about to unveil Steve Bray, Ian Dunt and EU Supergirl are true the front bench just picks itself

Are you a normal person who would like to buy or build a personal computer to do something actually useful or enjoyable? Haha fuck you.

Rewatching Gremlins and a handy reminder that just 30 short years ago it was perfectly fine to portray landlords as clearly evil people deserving of being torn apart by monsters and getting exploded out the window

Under no circumstances should you vote for this shitshow

Keeping myself centered by thinking about Hulk skanking to the heavy heavy monster sound of Madness.

Iron Man 3 is a Christmas film

ODYSSEUS: wife I am home after 20 years PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence