Tell me again why I should fear an Ellison-owned CNN for being government propaganda more than everything they've been doing since Gulf War I. Oh Trump is a corrupt racist pedophile war criminal? Name a US president who isn't at least two of those.

"Let's be blunt. Let's be brutally honest with ourselves. When you lose an election in a democracy, you deserve to. You don't look at the electorate and ask them, what were you thinking? You look at yourself and ask, what were we doing?" Keir?

The people of Gorton and Denton have voted overwhelmingly to give heroin to Sir Keir Starmer’s son, and I hope the prime minister will now do the decent thing.

I was looking forwards to some Labour Cope but Starmer writing a raving letter blaming it all *George Galloway* is just beautiful, nobody could have predicted that

There are 70-odd days until the May elections when Sir Kier finally goes and if this maniacal letter is anything to go by we are in for some real posting between now and then

Starmer's press officer

The Greens' controversial "Free hallucinogens for all" policy claims it's first victim

And Matt Goodwin who DID NOT win

RIP to a real one

sad Kier sad Kier this is sad Kier I know it's only 8am but you can have a beer

Hannah Spencer walking into Westminster, sucking her teeth, tutting, and muttering "tell you what, you've had some cowboys in here."

Of course Labour had a result EXACTLY LIKE THIS in Caerphilly nearly six months ago but because Wales doesn't exist that prompted absolutely no soul searching and in fact they doubled down on McSweeney-ism.

Morning lads when do we get the free heroin? I just need an ETA on the free heroin

And that presiding officer's name? Albert Einstein.

Mumsnet has done infinitely more harm to a generation of white 30+ women’s brains than TikTok dances ever could

30 years. This video should be on every network.

[playing pétanque] her: I hate to lose me: that’s a shame, it’s my favourite French city

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

needless to say if youre watching a situation where the BBC invited a guy with tourettes to an event, assured him that they would accommodate his disability and edit out any slurs, then refused to do that even after being asked to, and you lay the blame solely at the feet of the guy, that is ableism

I know the BBC is renowned for deceit and misinformation but deliberately setting a guy with a severe neurological condition up like this might be a new low

Let him cook

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Can we stop using bookies odds like they are polls please? Firstly that's not how odds work (they're based on bets placed not some magic probability formula unavailable to normal mortals) and secondly gambling is a serious problem and we shouldn't be promoting it.

Sometimes a bad thing happens that is nobody's fault; it'd be nice if we could just support everyone involved without this feral need to assign blame and seek revenge. We can't though.

Evergreen.

Average Labour member's living room

Laptops are friendly spirits we have freed from evil clutches and invited into our homes. In return they perform many tasks for us. Phones are horrible little imps that have been bound to service. They take every opportunity to cause mischief and they report our every move to their evil masters.

And the knock on effects are happening across the globe, even forcing the UK press to report at long last on the machinations, corruption and authoritarianism of the Labour Right after studiously ignoring it for years, which will likely bring down Starmer himself in May. (Shout out to Paul Holden!)

Are you not fucjing raging that you won't live to see what the 24th century is actually like. I bet its miserable as fuck. Nae big pizzas coming out of replicators or that. Just all this shit we've got now dialled to 100 and in space

Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

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Wow we really are Noticing things now

Petrol station coffee machines, a lot of "smart" vending machines, street side ATMs, most self service shop tills, the basic infrastructure of modern life is going to start to break and lack parts to fix it.

People are counting Keir Starmer out, saying he's done, but not me. I reckon he's got plenty more completely avoidable fuck ups in him.

Incredible commentary from this Swiss announcer, who accurately characterizes the Israeli team as "Self-defined zionist to the core...who posted several messages in favour of the genocide in Gaza...calling it ‘the most morally just war in history.’” Solidarity to a real one.

Bold of this guy to talk about another man's search history when his own would make Epstein blush

I mean there are so many iconic love songs by black gay women in the 70s no hang on there's just this

all jokes aside, we shouldn't forget the real Reason for the Season

Just found out about this hashtag #FBPE which apparently means "Follow Back Paedo Enthusiast". These people are DISGUSTING. Why would Bluesky let them infest their website like this

Going from heir apparent to leadership of a rejuvenated Labour party to "oh not that dickhead again" in under a fortnight is stellar going