www.ft.com/content/3c05... THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR SACKING THE RACISTS WHO HAVE JUST BEEN SACKED, HAVE BEEN RACIST AND SACKED.

Also: Why can’t the Greens be more professional and not do dumb shit? It doesn’t matter what they do. They can do ring-stinging political genius but the political/media class is relentlessly hostile simply because of who they are and what their positions are. None of them give a fuck about details.

Literally today:

NO NO NO NO NO - dashare.zone ADMIN

Mods are asleep, post celebratory pig pics

Sorry, you're telling me that Kathleen Stock LIED to the Office for Students?!? And the OFS based their decision to fine the University of Sussex half a million pounds in part on that lie!? I am shocked! Shocked I tell you! I never could have predicted such a thing might come to pass!

Choose the form of the Destructor.

Choose the form of the Destructor.

Happy upside down Italian dictator day to all who celebrate.

Go on Vafaei!

Special K having to force his own side to support him is very funny

Great to see Hannah Spencer reviving the lost Corbyn era art of cunt chicken

"Firefighters should be allowed to get shitfaced whenever there aren't any fires" Jimmy Bollock, 2026

This is what the right wing press were saying about the government that went on to found the NHS and the welfare state

Wes Streeting is BANNED from every B&Q store because he won’t stop wanking in the sheds

Haha remember when we thought Priti Patel was awful

I’ve been hearing so much anger and disappointment from frontline workers about the BBC investigation into fraudulent asylum claims. One of the most damning responses has come from one of the experts they interviewed, solicitor Ana Gonzalez. It’s really worth reading her response in full:

A helpful graphic I made, to explain what happened to Britain between 2018 and 2025 and how it brought us to this current situation

It's ANZAC Day tomorrow so it's time for my annual musing that Gallipoli being such a gigantic catastrophe, and it being the memorialised day, has stopped Australia and NZ going full War Christmas like the Brits have.

Oh no

we all know I have no life, so:

Great news boss, this Mandelson stuff isn’t cutting through on the doorstep because they already think you’re a cunt

"Shut your f**king mouth, you bacon sandwich c*nt!" Sir Keir restrained by colleagues after Miliband unleashes relentless assault of anti-Arsenal banter.

Lads if you're going to grift this nonsense at least have fun with it. Get the nerds to watch Howard the Duck or Ghost Rider 2 for 15 seconds of footage that will totally recontextualise the new movie

Anyone know what time Angry Starmer is on, this warmup guy is balls

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

due to continual improvement in penetration and social engineering technologies, for security purposes the main entrance now uses an innovative chess piece sliding puzzle authentication system

Well I don't support his pro-Hitler views but I do endorse his jailing Peter Walker policy

ME: [wincing, covering up Starmer's ears] sorry, do you mind not talking about politics around Keir? He doesn't know about scary things like nuclear war or poverty or Peter Mandelson and we'd like to maintain his innocence for a bit longer KEIR: my father was a drill bit ME: that's right Keir!

2026: Keir Starmer repeatedly says he was not told that Peter mandelson failed security vetting 2025: Oliver Robbins to parliament on November 2025, "It was clear the Prime Minister wanted to make this appointment himself. The FCDO was informed of his decision and acted upon it"

Hats off to your woman in the background who is struggling to keep it together before he even starts to speak

trying to post through it rn

Get rid of Sepp Blatter they said, everything will be so much better they said

It’s genuinely staggering how little substance there is to today’s instalment of the BBC’s attempt to create a national crisis out of a few unproven allegations of immigration fraud 1/

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

Here it is recorded in Hansard hansard.parliament.uk/Commons/2026...

Like this delicious recipe:

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Scottish Labour manifesto is out, don’t vote for them

Cartoon featuring Roger Scruton from the June 2019 issue of Viz. Scruton died about 7 months after it was published, but not as a result of it, as far as I know.

Listen up dickheads

Female octopuses throw rocks at males that bother them, documented in Octopus tetricus