Chinese supermarket had them good garlic shoots and vegan oyster sauce. I am going to be eating WELL this week.

Stop watching Eggers with the beggars and come watch Aster with the master

I love you Davina and Jane from Essex

First day at my new job as the guy who eats all the grass to make the crop circles!

My favourite play I’ve ever written opens tomorrow, my new play goes into R&D in 2 weeks, and I’m working on 3 new projects. Life is good rn :3

Whenever people gush over AI I'm going to think about Sir Arthur Conan Doyle being utterly convinced that he'd discovered real scientific evidence of real fairies because he saw these pictures

Read this and the responses and remember this the next time you see a trans crowdfund

being a writer is so funny bc what do you mean 48 hours ago I was literally having a breakdown and questioning my entire career choice over a piece of work, and now I’m having to convince myself to go to bed instead of continuing work on it bc I’m having fun writing it again

"this is fine" British Library Manuscript - royal ms 20 a ii f3r

One thing about people who forget to eat is that they loveeeee to tell you that they’ve forgotten to eat

many such cases

So anyway, Andrew Wakefield should be in prison for the rest of his life.

So sleep deprived that when the guest lecturer brought up the Ernest Hemingway baby shoes thing in class the other day, I went into hysterics because I couldn’t stop thinking about this fucking tweet

fur filled with stars ✨ #art

Genuinely have not stopped thinking about 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple for 3 days straight. It’s a career best from Fiennes and I do NOT say that lightly.

Staying up all night to finish writing a script then hearing it read out loud for the first time on zero sleep and about 8 coffees is genuinely magic. I love my job. I wish it paid me money.

Bad news: stayed up all night fixing my play right up until the 11th hour because I’m impossible to motivate until I am staring down the barrel of a deadline Good News: Yummy bagel shop opens in 3 hours

“the lust for mud” is great. terrific piece.

I genuinely think In Bruges would translate to anime really well

One of the few positives about the last decade or so is people are starting to get hip to the fact that the Luddites were right all along.

I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time

It is the total cognitive dissonance of the world that is fucking me up most. As the older men in my life shout about immigrants taking jobs, ai is coming for all their daughters’ jobs. I think that’s the point.

There is genuinely no better feeling than reaching a flow state when writing, especially when working on something you’ve been struggling with for ages

2026 is apparently the year of writing scripts with footnotes because I love writing in specific regional dialects and making life way harder for myself 🤪

"Bah! Dammit, get off my lawn!", I yell at the gnomes that gather there silently in the night. They do not respond. They never do.

What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.

No YOU’RE restarting an entire project 5 days before the deadline because you realised what you’d spent 2 weeks working on is dogshit and doesn’t fit the brief

This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

Low-key pissing me off how many of my lefty friends are sharing “OMG rip to a baddie” posts about Bridgette Bardot. Read one obituary before you go shouting about how devastated you are that this person who was hot 70 years ago is dead, I beg you

Writhing at the discotheque.

This is a really good point that I had not run into before: these "creators" have no further insight into their alleged creation than the average audience member and that is why it cannot be called art (besides all the other obvious reasons).

The Amazing Digital Circus hyper-fixation is back in full force

Pret veggie breakfast sandwich my beloved

The Muppets made me a socialist

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If i have to hear that goddamn Piano Man/Silver Springs mashup audio one more time, I am going to bite somebody.

Just cried about the Cornish tin mines, a place I have absolutely no emotional or heritage connection to, just because the thought of all those Cornish men losing their jobs made me a bit sad - how’s your day going?

Turns out garlic dough balls, a pain au chocolat and an egg and spinach wrap is not enough to eat during the day if you plan on consuming several large glasses of Pinot Grigio during the Wicked movie

Struggling to meet people in a new city and my mum just unironically suggested I “join a manga class”

Save me egg veggie muffin

i came across the saying "to follow like a Tantony pig" so I get curious and look it up, but Tantony isnt a place, it's a contraction of St Anthony who is the saint of swineherds, so the proverb means to follow someone like a pig following the hog messiah. alas this information will not pay my bills

"A French Fry Restaurant"

Kinda shocking the amount of people who genuinely don’t seem to realise that the Pale King was a bad leader? The bugs in The City of Tears were cannibals before the Infection, he allowed the Soul Sanctum to exist, and basically wiped out the indigenous Moths tribe, even before all the Vessel stuff.

Deep in the Hollow Knight algorithm and I just have to say, with this game exploding in popularity have come a lot of brain rotted “The Pale King was a good guy actually!!” takes in response to [Silksong Endgame Villain] and to that I say do you actually have worms for brains?

Listening to The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe audiobook. Chapter 17. I did not know that Martin Freeman’s voice could do that.