The Amazing Digital Circus hyper-fixation is back in full force

Pret veggie breakfast sandwich my beloved

The Muppets made me a socialist

CASTING CALL!! We are seeking 4x female identifying actors for our upcoming production of LITTLE SISTER, a new folk horror play by Alice Flynn next Spring at The Glitch!! For more info, follow the l!nk in our b!o ☘️✨

If i have to hear that goddamn Piano Man/Silver Springs mashup audio one more time, I am going to bite somebody.

Moving to Bristol has absolutely fucked my immune system for some reason, I swear I am always sick now

Just cried about the Cornish tin mines, a place I have absolutely no emotional or heritage connection to, just because the thought of all those Cornish men losing their jobs made me a bit sad - how’s your day going?

Turns out garlic dough balls, a pain au chocolat and an egg and spinach wrap is not enough to eat during the day if you plan on consuming several large glasses of Pinot Grigio during the Wicked movie

Struggling to meet people in a new city and my mum just unironically suggested I “join a manga class”

Save me egg veggie muffin

i came across the saying "to follow like a Tantony pig" so I get curious and look it up, but Tantony isnt a place, it's a contraction of St Anthony who is the saint of swineherds, so the proverb means to follow someone like a pig following the hog messiah. alas this information will not pay my bills

"A French Fry Restaurant"

Kinda shocking the amount of people who genuinely don’t seem to realise that the Pale King was a bad leader? The bugs in The City of Tears were cannibals before the Infection, he allowed the Soul Sanctum to exist, and basically wiped out the indigenous Moths tribe, even before all the Vessel stuff.

Deep in the Hollow Knight algorithm and I just have to say, with this game exploding in popularity have come a lot of brain rotted “The Pale King was a good guy actually!!” takes in response to [Silksong Endgame Villain] and to that I say do you actually have worms for brains?

Listening to The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe audiobook. Chapter 17. I did not know that Martin Freeman’s voice could do that.

Why is literally every new idea I’m having exciting apart from the one I’m actually supposed to be working on 😭

Starting a tea making course where I charge people £420 for the opportunity for 30 people to make me a cup of tea, that I will drink and tell them if it’s good. Industry professionals* are endorsing it and saying it’s great value for money! *I worked at Whittard’s for 3 months in 2017.

Asked a guy some questions about his “New Writer’s Scheme”, and he called me a hater and blocked me when I pointed out that it’s a bad look to advertise a brand new, unusually expensive course solely on the merit that it’s endorsed by “industry professionals” that you’re somehow unable to name

Big very scary announcement that I never thought I'd have to make so I put nice music and a relaxing nostalgic background on it for you.

Might start a blog off the Dogmouth website Blogmouth

This is incredibly funny for all the wrong reasons. I almost wonder if they’ve done it on purpose so that people will circulate it to dunk on it…

When the world ends, will tomatoes still grow in polytunnels?

Emails is so hard :(

An opinion: A person who uses genAI to write all or part of their story/book/epic/whatever is neither a writer nor an author - they're just a prompt jockey.

not to brag, but i just made the best spaghetti pomodoro after the shittiest week, and i think it has fixed me

Reminder (for myself as much as anyone): having to work a day job has no bearing on whether or not you’re a “real artist”.

Could an A.I. do *THIS*?? *spills glob of ketchup on my own shirt*

Just seen a completely brand new theatre company offering a course for new writers “and the chance to pitch to us”… £420 (x4 the amount for a similar course at two well known new writing theatres in the same city) I’m actually disgusted.

every day i hold myself back from writing a dramatic exchange with me my employer and my emploper (the comedy version of my employer who thinks all of my inappropriately timed fart jokes are funny)

Riot Women: good show. everyone watch now pls

Hades 2 finished

5 weeks of a Masters in playwriting and I have already descended into madness (positive)

The kids don’t know about big chungus

Here's my ongoing thread about the Immersive Experience Network Summit in London, happening today and tomorrow! Feel free to mute if you aren't into this stuff but it's a good crowd and people are pretty open about their opinions and experience... 🧵

my balls have been STOLEN

You’ll notice that new developments in generative AI are always accompanied by new ways of depicting women without their consent—undermining their autonomy and harassing them—almost like it’s a pillar of the technology and its evolution

“Dan and Phil are together”

0118 999 881 99 0119 275…..3

He is a lighthouse keeper.

Big things happening in Cardiff, apparently

Just over 2 weeks until the award-winning folk horror Birdwatching comes to Northern Stage 🪺 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 "A triumph of horror theatre" 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 "Thought provoking and gripping" A perfect boiling pot of paranoia, superstition and adolescent insecurity. Limited tickets still available 👉 tinyurl.com/yc4vhend

ICYMI we're looking for an assistant producer for our upcoming on stage production of A Doll's House, set in the world of The Sims. We'll be rehearsing/performing in the first week of December in Nottingham, £500 fee. If you're interested, drop us a message expressing your interest :)

Yer Da reckons the computer programme who pretends to be a teenaged girl who agrees with everything he says might be a real person who deeply means it when it tells him he's very clever and handsome

cheese and onion is the most erotic of the crisp flavours

Been back in Reading 3 hours and a I’ve already been verbally abused by the same homeless lady who tried to frogmarch me to a cash point when I was 16 ❤️ hometown life

Forgive me

Me during opening weekend of Tron: Ares, working in a cinema, dealing with a million older men asking me if my parents were bigs fans after I tell them my name

Feels absolutely insane that you can just go out and buy an armchair No one can stop you from simply purchasing an armchair and have it delivered to your house Absolutely mental I feel like I’m supposed to have signed a form or something to declare that I am old enough to purchase furniture