Remember to feed your Personal Computer!

Today’s New York Times crossword was some bullshit, what do you MEAN that we were all supposed to psychically guess that half the answers were missing a letter, with no hint or clue anywhere to indicate so?

Guy at the pub who keeps asking his infant daughter if she wants to “celebrate by sitting on the potty” That’s how I celebrate too

strange these op-eds about women being too angry have all come out the last few days when during the same time there's also been a massive investigation published on an online rape academy with millions of viewers a month and none of them have bothered to even cover it, even as news

I’m writing a play about corporate greed, which almost included a scene where the characters are ordered to go back into a mineshaft containing the corpse of their friend I took it out because it was so evil I didn’t think audiences would believe it anyway… fuck Amazon!

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay

Writer friends, are there alternatives to substack out there? Can you recommend any?

aw fuck, we’ve got fraggles. they’re bigger than I thought. woke up last night to see one standing in the corner of my room, vaping

Happy Neil Banging Out The Tunes Day to all who celebrate

We want to watch what Kinger's watching ngl

Carefully crafting my next show to not have characters.

Never underestimate how many Prets there are in central London

...............................i liked old grantium, actually................................................

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise" no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

Making a thread of movie puns bc I don’t want to annoy people in the mentions and I have an hour to kill before work

The thing about me is, when I was 12 i used to keep a list of puns on my phone that I was waiting for the opportunity to use, so if you remind me that puns exist, I will become insufferable

women were kept out of meetings and career opportunities at Pixar because John Lasseter was so much of a sex pest that people decided it was easier to simply not have them in the room with him how many talented women didn’t get a fair chance because one guy couldn’t behave himself?

Artemis II has successfully landed on the Planet of the Apes

I think it’s good that an indie show is getting a cinema release, and can generate revenue to produce future shows! I also think it’s a misguided to launch it 2 weeks early in some territories after spending 3 years stressing how it’ll always premiere on YouTube Both things can be true at once!

This is it. The FINALE to Digital Circus is coming June 19!!! And as a special surprise... the finale will be screened alongside ep 8 starting June 4th - TWO weeks early - IN US, LATIN AMERICA, JAPAN AND CANADIAN THEATRES! Tickets are available right now!

I’ve been into this show since the beginning, but in the past month, I have rewatched this entire show 3 times since episode 8 came out :) Might honestly be my favourite TV show of all time and I’m not even joking.

I have never put a casting call out that’s caused me so much anxiety

Left my house this morning having forgotten to put my nose ring back in. I feel naked.

The next Allsorts is this Thursday at 20:00!!! Allsorts is a chance to try out any an all new creative and performance work in Nottingham :) Whether you want to be an audience member or a performer, find out how to get involved at www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/allsorts-t...

Autistic Roxie Hart + Trans Velma Kelly. The world isn’t ready.

The world isn’t ready for my take on Roxie Hart (I play her fully sincerely as a queer autistic woman and it makes everyone in the audience uncomfortable, including both Kander AND Ebb)

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

I don't hate the Illumination movie like some do, but I do think the 1993 Mario movie still has a lot going for it, especially in its unique production design:

*wet blinking noise* Oil on linen.

12th-century Sheela na gig on the church at Kilpeck, Herefordshire, England.

Ghost Echoes - blue ink on grey paper

I like when people talk about how it’s unfair to judge harry potter fans because they’re not at all talking about children but instead somehow even more pathetic Disney adults who, regardless of JK rowlings putrid views, I’d still judge viciously nonetheless

Telling everybody that I’ve recently gotten into bareknuckle boxing so that nobody finds out I actually tripped over, launched myself forwards about 2 meters and landed face first onto concrete

Where I post from

I’m in a fancy whole foods supermarket in the posh part of Bristol, and they’re playing Ravel’s Boléro on a loop Can’t make it up

yall remember the “this is your brain on drugs” commercials? we need a version of that campaign for AI usage

New Jenny Nicholson AND TADC Ep 8 in 24 Hours??? HUGE day for autistic people (me)

i genuinely wonder if Caine's crashout song from Ep. 8 took any inspiration from Things Are Looking Up Here In Duloc from the Shrek musical... they sound kind of similar and are both absurdly catchy The line "No need to scream when you ain't got a mouth!" is so brazen but goes incredibly hard

Our Lady of Perpetually Online

this is my favorite episode, so if you don't like it I'm legally allowed to kill you with a gun

Seriously, Gooseworx and crew really knocked it out of the park with Ep8, especially Alex Rochon and Sean Chiplock. The animation on Caine crashing out and going insane was just incredible 💖 #TADC #tadc

"Don't need to scream if you ain't got a mouthh" GOOSEWORX CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

Five more of my favourite Irish translations…   1. Escalator = staighre beo, or “living stairs” 2. Squid = mathair shúigh, or “suckmother” 3. Owl = scréachóg reilige, or “graveyard screecher” 4. Daisy = nóinín, or “little noon one” 5. Otter = madra uisce, or “water dog”

Allow me to regale / regael you with five of my favourite Irish words… 1. Ladybird = bóín Dé, or “God’s little cow” 2. Sea anemone = cíoch charraige, or “rock boob” 3. Bat = amadáinín, or “little fool” 4. Jellyfish = smugairle róin, or “seal snot” 5. Hedgehog = gráinneog, or “horrible little thing”

Natasha Weaving, 37, made the chilling discovery on Monday when she noticed colleague Eddie Albington, 38, using his laptop in meetings before fully saying the stupidest shit she had ever heard in her life.

Finally played What Remains Of Edith Finch after having it in my Switch library for literal years and um, I think I need to lie down now

These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it

Churchill? Who? Sorry, I only know badgers :/