Yeah I remember all of those other Presidents in my lifetime from Nixon to Biden telling major news outlets about a scheduled attack on our enemies.

This.

No idea where this originated, but it should go viral.

Working from home means that you can eat lunch while watching the episode of ‘Three’s Company’ hosted by Lucille Ball.

Romance is hard when you're not willing to settle for anything less than someone who's way outta your league

Not many people know this, but the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court is responsible for making sure the coal industry is never inconvenienced. Pretty sure it's part of the oath he swore.

If Republicans end up disowning Trump over this image, it’s not because he’s portraying himself as the Messiah. It’s because he’s giving away free healthcare.

I’ll admit that as much as a piece of garbage Trump is, I didn’t have “Attacks the Pope” on my parlay card.

Trump purposely sent JD on a World Failure Tour™️

Hungarian MAGA defeated. Goulash for everyone!

By the time I get used to how old I am, I'm ten years older than that

So far, Vance’s foreign policy record is yelling at Zelensky for not thanking Trump enough, campaigning for AfD in Germany and Orban in Hungary, getting rejected by the Pope on his invite to the US, and failing in the Iran negotiations.

not the crew of artemis ii immediately heading to the duty free shops bc they forgot to bring back souvenirs from their trip

I didn’t realize that Kristi Noem’s husband’s dominatrix’ last name is Sotomayor and I kept thinking they were talking about JUSTICE Sotomayor. Which would have been way more funny.

This is getting confusing. Is the Iran war a distraction from Epstein? Or is Epstein now a distraction from the Iran war?

Sooo…Melania getting out in front of a story coming out? Because her getting up in public and talking about Epstein is a weird thing during a war we are fighting for the purpose of burying Epstein headlines.

@drewmagary.bsky.social writes like he's firing a .50 caliber. One of my favorites for a long time now, he always says what I wanted to say but was too timid to.

Tom Steyer = ICE. 🧊 Pass it on. Under the management of Tom Steyer, a hedge fund called Farallon Capital Management invested almost $90 million in the company that today operates California’s largest immigration detention center located in Kern County. www.fresnobee.com/news/politic...

This was a humiliating defeat for America and for Trump. We gave Iran most of what they wanted and all we got were markets higher and oil lower.

This was a humiliating defeat for America and for Trump. We gave Iran most of what they wanted and all we got were markets higher and oil lower.

Can you imagine if Obama had given Iran control of the Strait—oh never fucking mind.

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Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Can you imagine if Grover Cleveland had written that?

Remember that MLK said America suffers not just from "the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people."

On this unseasonably hot evening gonna f--- around and go to a San Francisco restaurant without air conditioning.

They’re making this woman pay $500 a month to talk to her husband.

As an American, there are always disappointments to register and arguments to engage; amid the chaos of our battered, monied attempt at self-governance, dissent is constant. But this feeling of being utterly ashamed of America and embarrassed to the core by its president is new, raw and unnerving.

If the stakes weren't so high and the human toll wasn't so awful, it would be genuinely very funny how little of a shit Trump gives about any part of his job that isn't renovations or rigging elections. The most obviously checked out dude in history.

There’s also a non-zero chance that Trump shows up with Roberts’ brother or nephew or some shit, the way Michael showed up to Frankie Five Angels Senate testimony with his brother.

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

It’s almost like the @sfgiants.com made no significant personnel moves, stuck with mediocre veterans and installed a random college coach as Manager.

It’s wild that the dumbest celebrity you know is also the president of the United States of America.

Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it.

I know this has circulated with alacrity recently, so you may have already seen it, but if you haven't... WOW BOY HOWDY it's the most useful thing. Thank you cardcatalogforlife.substack.com -- this is a very very very helpful public service: cardcatalogforlife.substack.com/p/google-has...

A thing that’s fun to think about is that when it happens it will be a GLOBAL celebration. Like there will be video from around the world of people dancing and laughing and singing

Where can I get these?

Since it’s looking more and more like Cesar Chavez St. in SF is going to be renamed, let me be the first to recommend Mike Hunt Blvd.

GOP: the mail is secure enough to receive your photo ID, social security card, your debit and credit cards, your stimulus checks, and your tax returns Also GOP: the mail is not safe enough for voting

Love Demi but she needs a sandwich and a Kit Kat.

Conan O'Brien Oscars opening monologue: "First time since 2012 that there are no British actors nominated for Best Actor or Best Actress. A British spokesperson said "Yeah, but at least we arrest OUR pedophiles."😂

Goldman Sachs isn’t going full CBS News/Washington Post but on some level they’re not going to put out “The President is volatile and reckless and that’s very bad.”