oh my god. no. over my actual, literal dead body. 🔨🔨🔨

For the first time since it's founding there's an actual conspiracy that indicts powerful elites and there are actual documents that actually prove it and Infowars is like "nah"

Re: Epstein’s emails

I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.

Laughing as the person below you scrambles to figure out what you want while being terrified to ask you.--I instantly recognized that kind of guy. Just super unpleasant to deal with.

The emails actually reveal him crossing the line for *years*. The 30 grand donation was just when he got caught.

Jesus fuck. We desperately need universal healthcare. We should pressure our reps to pass universal healthcare since they fucked us with the ACA and healthcare subsidies. sports.yahoo.com/article/jame...

seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email

Two days after the 2016 election, Epstein returns to New York City from Paris. "trump gives many new things to do"

"Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein" is a phrase that first appeared in newspapers in March 2011 and appeared regularly from that point onward. it is INCONCEIVABLE to me that this many people were still associating with him!!

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C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

This story by @davidfolkenflik.bsky.social about Landon Thomas, former NYT reporter now appearing in the latest email tranche, soliciting a $30k contribution from Jeffrey Epstein? Yes, you can read it here www.npr.org/2019/08/22/7...

Also: The mainstream press may be shrugging, but I'd wager that these guys are KEENLY aware that Trump is internally vulnerable. The Heritage Foundation just self-immolated trying to run cover for Nazis. The Christian Zionists are furious, and apparently the Christian Right is also imploding

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills: the emails from Landon Thomas has his New York Times signature block...he was employed by NY Times at the time. He was communicating directly with Epstein about Trump, and was given incriminating information about Trump. It's been in NYT's possession since 2015

Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?

we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"

You’re telling me the guy who bragged about groping women on tape and bragged about barging into dressing rooms with young girls and who wrote a poem about pedophilia to his pedophile best friend is a pedophile?

NEW: ProPublica examined months of Fox News’ coverage and reviewed over 700 videos posted on social media. The network used five-year-old footage, mislabeled other dates and implied footage from elsewhere was in Portland.

DeLauro: The president went to the supreme court to deprive kids of food. Unbelievable. And now wants to deny their parents healthcare.

"I would make the painful sacrifice and force myself to date someone that's 18 or 19 years old. But I wouldn't enjoy it."

That is a whole lot of cope. "I'm super miserable in my joyless life, but that's okay because I'm living life as God intended: As though I was already dead."

my patience has increased but I will say, it is ok to have trouble reading, it is not ok to scream at people for things you imagined they said because you can't read what they actually said

ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy

So it remains this mystery jumble of symbols that you can only guess at the word for, even if you know what a parsnip is.

In the 3 cue system, you'd look for a picture, look at the shape of the word, look at the context of the words around it, and have a guess. If you don't know any similar words you'd just skip it.

Say "parsnip" for example. If you can read phonics, you don't need to know what a parsnip is to read the word "parsnip", you just sound out the letters and blend them into a word. You can look up what a parsnip is in the dictionary.

It's the stage before the dictionary that they're struggling with. Looking up a word in a dictionary only works if you can read the other words that tell you what the word means.

there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all

Guy looks like he's finally realizing the seriousness of the job he took on. Everybody has to be dreading the upcoming travel season.

i think my favorite part about elon musk is through joining up side by side with the far right, he revealed himself to be a completely tasteless loser with absolutely absurd beliefs that doesn’t really care about anything real at all other than ruining peoples lives and power

Records obtained by ProPublica indicate that food banks across the country were expecting more than 27 million pounds of chicken, 2 million gallons of milk, 10 million pounds of dried fruit and 60 million eggs that never arrived. (Published October)

My dad sings in an incredible semi-professional choir in Portland and I’ve heard them sing this so many times and I cannot tell you how jealous I am that I don’t get to be one of the voices you never hear but you couldn’t live without who makes this sound possible

Make them famous.

Friendly reminder that dishwashers made after 1995 or so are so water and energy efficient that even if you ran them twice fully loaded it would still use less water than handwashing the same load. So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.

if you work for doordash, contact me on signal at marisakabas.04

I don't think the "Justices" should be allowed to eat until my neighbors are food secure.

Same energy

The way they rush to hide the disaster with the Black Curtain of You Never Saw This, like it's not entirely too late 🤣

If you watch Eisai to Tairi Mou on YT a guy named George has great English subtitles he did all by himself & the entire show is free to watch. Here’s a screenshot of his YT channel

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice. KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond. His reply was a doozy.

The Miracle Mile Shopping Center is a mall outside of Pittsburgh. The Magnificent Mile is what President Senile Grandpa is screaming about. The vacancy rate is going down since COVID, and calling in the troops to address retail vacancy rates is mind-numbingly stupid.

Just say "James Bond" is a code name given to agent 007. Boom. Problem solved.

Why don’t they just travel on America’s rail network since they keep voting against expanding it

Someone really should do something about all those ICE-holes murdering and assaulting people. Too bad they're above the law and don't have to conform to the rules that other "law officers" have to follow. Almost as though they're an illegal gang committing violence on the public at large.