This is it, but people are too gullible and mindless to realize it.

It is PAIN seeing guava pastelitos y cafecito on Gameday living in Texas 😭

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

oh hey I just found out I made partner at work

“They’re taking our jobs” was always a lie. Alabama proved it. Alabama tried a “tough” immigration law, and it backfired hard. Immigrants fled, crops rotted, and farms collapsed. Americans tried to step in but couldn’t last a day. They’re not taking your jobs; they’re doing the jobs you won’t do.

The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city. This is not a joke. This is not normal. Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.

@floridagator.bsky.social ahahahahahahahahahaha

This is an actual exchange from a VP who took an oath to defend the constitution and, as a citizen, is expected to abide by the law. May we one day have accountability for the grotesque lawlessness of this regime.

Changing the name of the Department of Defense will cost billions.We could build units for all unhoused veterans. Or give service members a pay raise so 35K active duty members wouldn’t have to rely on food stamps. Or… or… or…

If we acknowledge that Bama is already dead, we can't keep celebrating it dying. Why let a funeral only last one day?

some coaches are capable of assembling an entirely new roster and beating TCU in Week 1 in their first year as head coach. but i guess this new guy is no Deion Sanders

people way undersell marriage: if I had known it involved drinking wine & making fun of Bill Belichick, would've done this years ago

Great time to remind everyone that Bill Belichick and Nick Saban went to a Pink Floyd show together in May 1994

Imagine winning 8 Super Bowls and not simply retiring to enjoy the rest of your life

god bill is gonna be so pissed when he realizes he can’t cut anyone tomorrow

Fatality.

The Trump administration has moved to end temporary protected status for immigrants from Honduras and other countries. Among them are health care workers tending to older and disabled people.

This ref’s had a long weekend

31 (THIRTY-ONE) RUSHING YARDS

WHO IS READY FOR DAY 4 OF THE 5 DAY FOOTBALL WEEKEND

(: see y'all in September at the REAL Death Valley

LSU's defense gets to flip Clemson's shuttle buses, that's the rule

why can't LSU just win an opener without taking years off my life

LSU-Clemson feels like it is careening towards a game defining Bad Choice

Brian Kelly halftime speech

Truly dk why Ohio State brags about "no cupcakes" week 1. I, for one, would love a cupcake to start the season.

hour into the season, I hate it here

very much enjoying this defense (Matt House, I hope you are having a terrible day)

At least our band sounds great

we gotta reshoot all Arch Manning's commercials with Texas' punter

Are we still arguing over the "real" Death Valley? Didn't we settle this already?

THE LOUISIANA STATE UNIVERSITY AGRICULTURAL AND MECHANICAL COLLEGE FIGHTING TIGERS

breaking my Bluesky fast to say: Geaux Tigahs

I don’t want to hear one whine about health problems from one person who has supported the gagging of the CDC and NIH via supporting 47 and his asinine department head choices.

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

I grew up way inside of Pro-Life World, and the question that eventually led me out of it was “wait, who says people have souls before they’re born?” (Bible sure doesn’t haha.) These new folks going all the way in the opposite direction, beyond anything I ever heard back then, is strange stuff

I miss being able to actually GET concert tickets

A MINORRRRRR

oh Drake the entire Super Dome screamed A MINORRRRR just pack it up now, bud

breaking my social media cleanse to say that these refs aren't doing much to beat the rigging allegations

every time they play the cheez its overtime rules video an angel gets its wings

them DAGWS is hell

Ok but on a serious note, all this talk of making Canada the 51st state is getting batshit crazy. I was promised stability. He’s not even in office yet and we are already talking about annexing Canada and taking the Panama Canal by force.

I feel like Blue Ivy was the star of that? But seriously let Netflix produce super bowl halftime

the presentation/staging/camerawork on that was actually better than any Super Bowl halftime show ever, how did they even do that

CNN is hopelessly broken. 1. This "expansion" would require military invasions of several allies in violation of international law. 2. It would violate several treaties. 3. The Louisiana Purchase was the sale of land by a colonial power (France). These are sovereign nations.

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