Group A on a Southwest flight from OAK to PHX with the greatest

Dec. 29, 60° in Vegas, and I guess it’s prime time for ice cream? Paige disagrees.

In conclusion, my inbox is a land of contrasts

Annual reminder that the upcoming influx of new people at your gym helps your gym keep its doors open all year. We were all brand new once—be kind and patient! And if you’re new or coming back, I hope you find activities and a location you love. Keep looking until you do!

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/

For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, Rickey Henderson, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life. Happy Ricks-Mas! We miss you Rickey

Never forget the reason for the season. Happy birthday, Rickey!

Background noise for today: A’s vs. Royals from 2002. Zito on the mound. Fosse and Papa calling the game. youtu.be/3RZR8AFRtAk?...

Is it weird that Four Christmases is one of my favorite Christmas movies because it felt so relatable to me? Like, I always gravitated toward movies without a nuclear family because I never had one.

Not a historian but like to research. The AI might summarize what I'm looking for, but it doesn't find what I'm *not* looking for. The book on the shelf next to the one I wanted. The insight in chapter 6 based on the quote I needed from chapter 4.

octobalk (noun) ˈäk-tə-ˈbȯk The penalty incurred when Antonio Alfonseca intentionally attempts to deceive a baserunner in a manner described in Rule 6.02(a)

If anyone wants to read some silly fun, I quantified my baseball experience in 2025 in a way you'll likely relate to. Drop your own silly stats in the comments or just reply and tell me how wrong I am about the Orioles orange pants.

Rickey forever ♥️

I still am very proud of this one objectivejournalism.org/2025/07/medi...

In order for America to actually heal its divisions, we need to reckon with its two original sins: the genocide of Native Americans by the initial government structures during and after the Revolution, and the deliberate sabotage of Reconstruction by the racist remnants of the South.

Got to the airport and realized I left the book I was excited about at home 😐

Another fun n’ breezy read from the amiga @felina510.bsky.social. She’s self-reporting her ENTIRE 2025 MLB Wrapped. No, not THAT one 👇🏾

In 1989, Jose Canseco started a 1-900 hotline so fans could hear him talk about his previous day on and off the field. Yes, this was real. Yes, it was as bad as you could imagine.

MACKLIN CELEBRINI SPIN-O-RAMA!! 😱

Happy birthday to Billy Ripken! Here’s my commissioned mosaic of him from a few years back, made from cut baseball cards. #cardart #cutsportscards #linkinbio

I still regret never calling any high scoring baseball game an “orgy” in headlines or at-Padres tweets

Going through the 1947 Las Vegas Wranglers season, and their May 1 loss to Riverside was WILD. Las Vegas’ “ace” Neal Montank went 8 1/3, leaving with a 9-4 lead (but the bases loaded) in the bottom of the ninth. Manager/pitcher Newt Kimball calls his own number. In comes the skipper.

“You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf, now get ready for…” pages please for the love of god stop. This format was old like a decade ago.

Outside the Trump International for Vegas people. It’ll be one big beautiful celebration. I’m glad that the Hard Rock guitar tower will block the northbound Strip view of that eyesore.

I have creative projects that I've been struggling to finish for *years* that I would rather fling into a fire than let a computer complete them for me.

Joan Jett throwing gas??!!?!!

It is important to promise, now, that whatever Trump builds at the White House will be torn down as soon as he leaves. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/if-he-buil...

Spending my adult years going to concerts from the soundtrack of my youth. Finally seeing Tim McGraw! 🤠

It's funny. It's a big hat.

We had an uber driver one time make a big deal about not wanting a woman to sit in the front seat because it can only lead to trouble. This shit is ridiculous, acting like “oh no I can’t even be AROUND a woman or else…” It’s super easy to just be normal around women. I promise.

Was having this exact conversation with a fellow old not too long ago. I don’t like the whole world going into “SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN” mode because it sucked back then but, like, maybe someone should think of the children? bsky.app/profile/erik...

Happy Friday. I just asked for a “daaaamn” hourly rate … and got it. I’m making this work. I’m doing it.

Sorry I didn't respond to your message I opened it 5 seconds after you sent it and forgot to reply while trying to wait an appropriate amount of time to reply

My all-time favorite newspaper correction:

you will be visited by three spirits

you will be visited by three spirits

Fun old-timey baseball quirk: singles were sometimes called bingles. www.baseball-almanac.com/dictionary-t... Also, people from Las Vegas are Vegans.

dress up for your flights please and also do some HIIT work right before boarding, you mongrels

I’ll start a thread of Christmas songs you’ve probably never heard because you didn’t grow up around rednecks. 1. Jeff Foxworthy - Redneck 12 Days of Christmas. I still have it memorized lol. 12 pack of Bud 11 wrasslin tickets 10 of Copenhagen 9 years probation… youtu.be/VJOe3CXE-mA?...

Picked up some more freelance work and I think everything is going to be alright. It took me about a month to get used to this, but I’m starting to feel like I’m doing things on purpose instead of just reacting and surviving.

These Jets uniforms are ass

when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes

Already did it

i always say the same headline for one of these prompts, but

Take your pick: - Right-handed Barry Zito RiverCats bobblehead (because I mean, I had to go to that game?) - San Francisco Demons (XFL) stadium cup (I went to a game at Pac Bell Park) - Aaron Miles St. Louis Cardinals bobblehead (he’s from my hometown)

If you’re going to vote this way, at least have the guts to put your name on it. Anonymous ballots need to end.