Lynk
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Formerly @Lynk on Twitter. Bearded accordionist, cartoonist, satirist.
https://lynk.wtf/
If you get raptured today, I'm going to go through your phone.
28 days ago
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I should have "Build 1:1 Johnny Five replicas in my garage" money and time by now.
about 1 month ago
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Anyone with a normal brain hadn't heard of Charlie Kirk until yesterday.
about 1 month ago
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๐ฅ๐บ๐ธ Burning flags is cool af if you don't do it you are a huge wet dork ๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ
about 2 months ago
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For those of you who aren't deep into the comics, Boravia is a nickname for Isreal.
3 months ago
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein ๐
3 months ago
It is an extraordinary loss of intellectual expertise that the American people invested millions in developing Every scientist who earns a graduate degree in the US is the product of an investment by the public This is like setting money on fire
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Everything is really bad and terrible and no good but at least there's Weird Al. Thank you for doing the heavy lifting.
3 months ago
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Brendel
3 months ago
You know the Kelloggs founders are looking down at this scandalized that their anti-masturbation wellness corn flakes have been seized by decadent Italian nut butter merchants
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe
3 months ago
groimes me robit iis quooting heetlah
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Andor is so on the nose except nobody on the right is even close to being as attractive as Denise Gough.
4 months ago
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I honestly wasn't expecting them to use the "We even have a soldier on the moon" lie from old Nazi propaganda.
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4 months ago
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Mario Kart World is great but I wish it had a little jukebox style notification that would pop up to say the track name and original game the arrangement is from, and let you listen to the tracks.
5 months ago
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RFK Jr's brain worm: you're hard to find Listeria: not hard enough it seems. RFK Jr's brain worm: I'm assembling a crew. Yersinia: just like old times, eh? Avian flu: who's the kid? RFK Jr's brain worm: oh, yeah. Somehow JD Vance semen got into our raw milk. Lil JD: I'm a polwice man!
5 months ago
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Brendel
5 months ago
College Kid: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck Jordan Peterson: define woodchuck CK: small mammal Jordan Peterson: so right there youโre denying the existence of fish CK: no im asking how much wood- JP: Listen to me! Youโre speaking in abstractions, if there is no tree how is there wood?!
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๐ช๐ช๐ชbryan ๐ช ๐ช ๐ช
5 months ago
Conservative guys love to say that guys in the 60s and 70s were alphas but every album has a song where a guy is telling his exโs new boyfriend heโd better be nice to her.
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AI is just dick pills for doing stuff you weren't good at. Which is also basically what dick pills are.
5 months ago
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The Ass is the father of the legs
7 months ago
Most viable career paths right now: -Police goon -Tech fraudster -Health care crank -Regime propagandist -Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)
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Daniel Kibblesmith
5 months ago
three million years ago somebody picked up a rock because it looked like a little face and held onto it This is older than any god this is who we truly are
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Mom
6 months ago
A little demoralizing to learn that every piece of media for decades has explained to us the horrors and idiocy of the torment nexus was completely lost on idiots that donโt have a lick of media literacy or a comprehension of higher thought. Extra demoralizing that these people are in power.
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This weird, wormy creature may help scientists get to the bottom of an enduring mystery in evolution: Where did the anus come from?
@science.org
and science in this edition of
#ScienceAdviser
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6 months ago
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To the tune of that Chaperone song: Oh god the guy is a shart Thought he just hated women Now he fucked with Mario Kart Let's-a-goooo he's not very smart But I can't buy a Switch 2 All because the douche did a Trump Tariff Tax
7 months ago
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
7 months ago
Small Soldiers taught me that aliens are good and military people are bad and I've carried that lesson with me to this day
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Michael Hobbes
7 months ago
I am going to lose my mind. Every previous coronavirus spilled over from animals. A novel virus has never leaked from a lab. Peak Ted Talk Brain to suggest that something *which has never happened* is the occam's razor explanation.
www.nytimes.com/2024/06/14/b...
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I can't wait to get a $300 bill for talking to a crappy Dell tablet while sitting in a exam gown.
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7 months ago
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jamelle
7 months ago
if the democratic party had a functional propaganda arm it could make a lot of hay of the fact that a non-trivial number of MAGA personalities and politicians are child sex offenders
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si oppington (fat general, antifa 3rd battalion)
7 months ago
Republicans: we're going to be using the "It's Illegal To Be Foreign" Act of 1822 Democrats: they're not even using it right
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Danielle Radford
8 months ago
Hey remember that time a bunch of losers got mad at a lady who made a video game about depression and it led to several thousand federal employees losing their jobs
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I don't say nice things about him much but I give Musk credit for having the foresight of selling his followers a truck that can allegedly withstand shit being thrown at it. He predicted a need!
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8 months ago
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Adam Conover
8 months ago
The attack on DEI shows why liberals should stop arguing about "strategic" use of language forever. DEI stands for three uncontroversial virtues that most every American accepts, and the right still turned it into a vile slur. It doesn't matter what you say - they will poison it because YOU said it.
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beccadagoo
8 months ago
elon musk might be the worst person of all time. and i don't mean that he hurt the most people. he's just really bad at being a human
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jam
8 months ago
L is for the way you look at me U is you're the only one I see I is for I-talian G, it stands for Gunman I is I hope you're exonerated in the courts
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phil
8 months ago
bro no wonder you got hoisted on your own petard. you forgot to gird your loins dude
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Fifty Shades of The Incredible Hulk
8 months ago
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Wheezy Waiter
8 months ago
2 outcomes are possible. 1) DOGE actually saves money -> tax cuts for the rich. 2) DOGE doesn't save money -> tax cuts for the rich.
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Modern tech is goofy and dumb but AI phone operators that pretend they are typing take the cake.
8 months ago
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Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals
9 months ago
If you're protesting tomorrow: "I invoke my rights to silence and counsel and will not answer questions without my attorney present." MEMORIZE THAT, because aside from asking if you're free to leave (or providing ID if you're in a stop and ID state), that's the ONLY thing you ever say to cops.
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I don't post very often here because it's generally filled with nice people and I'd rather make bad people upset on Facebook?
9 months ago
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Did anyone else eat a bag of croutons forgetting you made a salad to put them on, on National Eat a Bag of Croutons Instead of Putting Them on a Salad Day, a day where it's just about croutons and nothing else happened?
9 months ago
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All the folks who grew up loving Footloose are being really fucking quiet right now.
9 months ago
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Alexa how do you mail pinkeye to a Supreme Court Justice?
9 months ago
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Nothing makes the modern man more deserving of praise than spending 10 minutes with a wrench and a YouTube video to fix the furnace.
9 months ago
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John Scalzi
10 months ago
A way to think about "AI" is that it's like single-use plastic: Super-convenient, sold as disposable, designed to be used without much thought, and while it's easy to get annoyed with your mom for using it, the real problem are the dudes destroying the planet in order to keep shoveling it out
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*cartoon banana peel slipping sound*
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10 months ago
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Tonight at midnight Popeye and Tintin are going to kiss and there's nothing anyone can do to stop them.
10 months ago
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beccadagoo
10 months ago
elon musk if he didn't make his partners get an abortion every time they were having a daughter
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Maybe the drones are just delivering raw milk to people while on the front lines on the war for Christmas.
10 months ago
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lacey, infested with bears
10 months ago
wow you guys are right this dog kicks ass
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The last thing I'll probably ever post on Twitter/X is how Elon Musk's mom looks exactly like Scorpius from Farscape.
11 months ago
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Every year on my birthday I do a one-shot DnD session with friends. I made a character named Squawk who had a very tragic backstory, and my brother got me a cake depicting the orphanage fire that I survived.
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