I rawdogged the library. youtu.be/oL53a4QdK2A

This morning, I poured a bowl of cereal and then opened the fridge. To my horror I was all out of milk! This is why we need to let Trump build that ballroom.

Hey Sheboygan, it's ya boygan Craig here tellin' ya that we're playing there toniiiiiiiiight!

How do you take your coffee? I prefer delivering it to my mouth from a mug with my hand(s). But I’d also take it frozen from a coffeesicle on a tree. Or mentally from a book with my eyes, but that’s a last resort. I’d also drink it at a resort, shirtless, if I have sunscreen.

WARNING: This is an extremely regional post. Hey Manitowocians, I'll be at your public library at NOON TODAY, showing No Packers, No Life. www.manitowoclibrary.org/event/no-pac... It is of course, still free to watch on Tubi as well. tubitv.com/movies/10004...

Okay. Now remember to go Artemis II the polls.

Hey, all you internet sleuths, here's my advice for doing good research. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz5N...

Madison area people, you can go see Project Hail Mary early or another day, but TONIGHT see Violet Palms at the Bur Oak! theburoakmadison.com/shows/violet...

To quote AI slop posters. Ahem. It's so... over?

Hey, listen. I know I've been posting a lot of hyper-local Wisconsin shows that my band, Violet Palms, is playing. For that, I would like to say... we have a show on Sunday at one of my favorite Madison venues, The Bur Oak! theburoakmadison.com/shows/violet...

I don't always disagree with film critics, but when I do, it's the negative reviews of Project Hail Mary.

TONIGHT Violet Palms return to the Twin Cities to play at the White Squirrel. whitesquirrelbar.com/event/violet...

TONIGHT our band The Violet Palms plays in the town where Harry Houdini spent part of his childhood, Appleton, WI! At the Stone Arch Pub! www.stonearchbrewpub.com/event/stone-...

Uh that was the worst example of being played off the stage I’ve ever seen.

Listen, I want the new Spielberg sci-fi movie to be amazing. But the trailers seem to just be saying, "Finally! A movie that asks the question, what if aliens came to Earth!" which Spielberg himself has done like 5 times.

Playing here in Madison with Violet Palms in 2 hours or so: gammaray.bar

Hey! One of the bands I'm in, Violet Palms, is playing in Madison, WI at Gamma Ray Bar on Thursday! It's early! 5:30! You don't even have to stay up late! gammaray.bar/show/violet-...

So they got the leader guy. What's the plan now?

BTW, I started a new thing. I like it very much. Who knows if I'll keep doing it, but here's 2 episodes in 2 days. www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Right after the election, I said we were in for an onslaught of videos blaming any bad thing happening in New York on Mamdani, but this is even stupider than I thought.

AI does a pretty good job of making things look like a movie because they've already been CGI slop for decades.

#p4a #projectforawesome www.youtube.com/vlogbrothers...

Not just a newsletter post—a manifesto! wheezywaiter.substack.com/p/ai-makes-m...

The only reason I might encourage people to do a little interaction with an AI chatbot is so you can learn how to identify AI writing. It becomes very obvious. And it's everywhere now.

We tried to do a no spending month. youtu.be/s4jkk0R8Eyg

Looky-loo. Patrons get to see this video before it's out! What will they think of next?! www.patreon.com/posts/early-...

Madison, WI ✊

I have lots of friends in Minneapolis. I've been going there periodically for decades now. It's one of the best cities in the country. Maybe its best kept secret. And you do not fuck with these people.

Really looking forward to graduating from the find-out stage to the never-let-this-happen-again stage.

LIFE TIP: Unrelenting resistance wherever you go is a great sign you're doing something wrong.

It's like idiots let a big dumb bear into your house and you try to stop the dumb bear from hurting people, and then the bear kills you, and the idiots think it's your fault.

New Wheezy merch just dropped... from the cosmos! store.dftba.com/products/whe...

More than a decade after hearing it and I’m still obsessed with this album, thanks @wheezywaiter.bsky.social (and other band members but idk y’all’s @s)

In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.

I absolutely LOVED No Packers, No Life by @wheezywaiter.bsky.social on Tubi. So wholesome and positive and just what the world needs…even Bears fans. Go Pack Go 🎌

Here, allow me to post a link in your feed to my latest newsletter post about why our feeds suck. wheezywaiter.substack.com/p/the-thing-...

Sooooo I got to go to the Milwaukee premiere of the movie Song Sung Blue. I interviewed some dude who was in it. youtu.be/txpY1hHLVzc

Merry Christmas, you old building and loan! youtu.be/cEPt1_NAX4U

Over 5 YEARS ago I said I was going to start working out! Time to reflect on the journey. youtu.be/QVAc1WWj58M

Oh hey, playing Silksong live. www.twitch.tv/realwheezyga...

Hey, in honor of Black Friday here's a video about saving money. youtu.be/63KXihstu2Q

We are thoroughly enjoying the #GreenBay #Packers documentary "No Packers, No Life" on Tubi tonight. New to the channel. Japanese #GreenBayPackers fans? Yes. Immaculate vibes after a crazy year. (And this is from a very NON-Football fan. 🏈 🧀 ) @wheezywaiter.bsky.social 👌 Noice

If you saw One Battle After Another and you just don't get the hype, this video goes a loooong way explaining what it's about for me. But SPOILERS abound! www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W5V...

Okay, I'll play Silksong for you. youtu.be/YKfyxCnRrEU

Just watched this, and it’s lovely! The world is better because these events happened, and my life is better because I now know the story. Everyone should check this out (especially since it’s free, with minimal and well-times ad breaks)!

The activity on my new WheezyNews video is EXTREMELY low. Like oddly so. The only comments so far are me and Steven my editor. I'd like to think it's because everyone is watching my movie.

hey I did a bonkers wheezynews video and put too much work into it. youtu.be/jbOXQnI7490

Hey North America, you can watch my movie for free right now tubitv.com/movies/10004...

I've seen One Battle After Another three times now. It's one of the best. Seriously, an absolute masterpiece. Those who write it off for political reasons or couldn't get over the early pacing... well, give it another chance... or... we just see the world differently, I guess.

Hey, I tried the Mediterranean Diet (as best I could) www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBL3...