Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net

If you have dino nuggets in the freezer, make sure it’s not these.

is rudeness illegal now?

Please remember when you swim in the ocean: 200 meters below you, there is a layer of fish that stretches all around the world. It is so dense, that when it was discovered during WWII it scared the navy so bad they bombed it. This is the ocean's thin inner shell of fish [🧵]

Have you had your recommended daily allowance of Angine de Poutrine today? It'll cure what ails ya! www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi... 2nd EP comes out Friday: anginedepoitrine.bandcamp.com/album/vol-ii

They do not hear your concerns about AI and and are absolutely going to use this technology to “generate content” aka steal from you. Jay is dollar-store Elon Musk

What do we want? PONIES! When do we want them? RIGHT NOW!!! topatoco.com/collections/... 🐎 @katebeaton.bsky.social

tricking other men into mating with me so i can steal their precious bodily heat and use it as my own en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garter_...

<whoopee cushion noise>

Woman…or Astro-Woman?

We more than met our goal, but I upgraded our books, and our margins are tighter than I would prefer, so if you would like to Late Pledge for a two-person postcard game about holding on in uncertain times - it would also help me hold on in uncertain times! www.kickstarter.com/projects/shi...

what if we got a 100% blockrate on it. what if they designed an AI and we unanimously said "nope"

From now on, this is the only way I will travel.

No kings but our magnificent crustacean sovereign, Alaska King Crab 🦀👑

@theharvestmaid.bsky.social I hope you don't mind a re-gifted, early birthday present.

Sturm UND drang? In dieser Wirtschaftslage?

new dual-wield just dropped

In this house we RESPECT artists, we CREATE things with our HANDS, we learn SKILLS, AND! We are IMPERFECT! 👏✨ New pre-order from @wigu.org that ends March 29th, 00:00 EST! Each pre-order comes with a free sticker & a sense of knowledge that you support real artists! topatoco.com/collections/...

HAMS

Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you? #wprb

Virginia may be for lovers ❤️, but GenAI is for losers ✨. New shirt up for pre-order! Every pre-order gets a free sticker too! topatoco.com/collections/...

Happy World Puppetry Day! We're closing our late pledges in 24hrs! This is a last chance to get in on process work for our short puppetry musical!

It is the last 25 hours to get in on this preorder of my new two person postcard writing game!!

Hey I'm having a big 45% off sale in my store for my 45th birthday next week!! Anyone who joins my newsletter (dcorsetto.substack.com/subscribe - it's free) or Patreon (www.patreon.com/dcorsetto - choose any tier or "join for free") by MONDAY, I'll send you a coupon code by TUESDAY. 🎉

The thing we don't talk about enough regarding the Velvet Underground's 'Loaded' is that it choogles. Full on east-coast CCR cos-play. No apologies asked, no fucks given. Rolling down the East River. www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2-H...

There’s a new @gladiephilly.bsky.social record out today and it fkng rocks so here ya go. gladie.bandcamp.com/album/no-nee...

Jimmy Cliff et al., The Harder They Come (1972) I've said in other contexts that it's everything great about reggae packed into 40 minutes, and I stand by that statement.

turns out the equinox is TODAY, OOPS I just turned on the sale set EVERYTHING to 13% off, to make up for starting late WHEEEEEEEEEEE anyway go buy stuff shop – The Vagabond Tabby www.thevagabondtabby...

Happy Spring Equinox! We've made a cheeky little collection to celebrate the upcoming SPRING! 🌸 (and after the winter we've had this year, we NEED IT!) topa.to/spring

Remember: if you don't alt text your images, the Alt Text Ghost will haunt your nightmares and the nightmares of your children and their children's children for ten generations. You will never be allowed a moment's peace where you get to forget that you suck

Turns out you can just make stuff. Nobody's going to stop you!

I have a depression joke, but what's the fucking point…

"So Long, Farewell" from the Sound of Music would probably make me crack fastest, but I'd try to convince them to use Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music instead, because it might help me transform into an ascended being.

Happy Cat Rides a Horse Day!

Get your shongles shit!* (*joke name for shingles vax)

TIL about Irish supermarket workers striking to protest Apartheid & refusing to handle products from S. Africa

Smarch is the worst!

ILLINOIS! We're almost free of the political ads! It's ELECTION DAY! If you weren't cool enough to early vote, you still have time to VOTE VOTE! Polls in Chicago are open until 7! You know what to do. VOTE!

New Gladie! Hell yeah!

So, on the one hand: Good news! Yay, Science. On the other hand: Holy shit—Tsetse flies look a cyborg Fabergé spider brooch or something. Yikes!

Today is #BuzzardDay in Hinckley, Ohio! It’s their annual #community #celebration! Traditionally the day the turkey vultures return there to roost, this #annual #event has been going on for 69 years! www.clevelandmetroparks.com/parks/visit/...

Search your camera roll for "hell"

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

Uhhh, Jared brought over his collages yesterday and they are SO GOOD?! You've got about one week to get in on this preorder!

Happy Pi Day! It's the one day of the year we can spell the word "pie" but don't have to waste time putting the "e" at the end. But we have to capitalize it, which is pressing another button, so it evens out. topa.to/qwantz

Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No by James Blagden youtu.be/_vUhSYLRw14 Dock Phillip Ellis Jr. (March 11, 1945 – December 19, 2008)

Congrats to "THE KING IN YELLOW" by Caleb Hernandez, a Finalist in the Internet Archive’s 2026 Public Domain Film Remix Contest 🎬 An eerie remix that is genuinely unsettling and even frightening when watched alone at home. Full film ➡️ archive.org/details/king... #PublicDomain #PublicDomainDay

Just a reminder, I have a ko-fi where I post everything I post here and more for my supporters. (Also I have a shop that I open a few times a year) ko-fi.com/beyondwhatis...

It has to be done ^^

This is how I access Bluesky.