#totp No. Just stop This is like drawing a moustache in the Mona Lisa

#totp It is as hard to be cool on totp but these guys nailed it

#totp This, ladies and gentlemen, is why everyone looked old in the seventies. It was the strain of seeing such utter arse water week after week. This wannabe social worker looks like a serial killer.

#totp How very 70s Wacky looks and a cheeky tune. Thankfully punk was around the corner

Peter Powell was one of those annoying perma-happy people who seemed to have nothing to say but said a lot. #totp

#totp Some, many, bought this shite. This is why the country is fecked. Decision making wasn't for them

#totp Even after all these years this song brings a tear to the eye. It's the pain such utter bollox is causing my head

#totp Noosha Fox. Too cool for 1976. Tool cool for totp

#totp It's downhill from now on. #BigO

#totp The Kenny Everett show made them up their game. Which was nice

#totp For a teenage me. Totp was a musical mind fuck. Punk then this.... FFS

#totp I know the words. I am old. It's still a great tune though.

That is some chart list (do far). When did it go wrong, mother? #totp

Why ‘friends with benefits’ and not ‘cumpanions’?

I went to see Billy Stream once, and he was much smaller than Billy Ocean. He was a tributary act. #totp

So the Epstein files were in Venezuela all along.

Every year chocolates get smaller and more expensive. Extrapolating backwards, in 1906 a Creme Egg would have been the size of Rochester Cathedral and they would have paid you 12 guineas to eat it.

David Attenborough [whispering]: “Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”

My New Years resolution is to read more so I put the subtitles on my tv.

#totp The year of The Clash,Damned,Sex Pistols, Stranglers, Jam and more. Who would have thought it?

WORD OF THE DAY. PANTO. Similar to a camel toe except it’s behind you. Oh, no it isn’t…

Alice felt so desperate that she was ready to ask help of any one.

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Um.....

#totp It's the theme from the Double Deckers....enough.

For all the media scaremongering on tax rises, a small reminder of how it was with tax cutting Tories, from just last year ......

🔥"It is estimated that more than 400 women and girls were abused and exploited within Mohamed Al Fayed’s Harrods enterprise. I am one of them." A survivor's account of the structural failure of British justice when confronted with money and power.

BEElzebub.

Today, the House of Lords Grand Committee considers the ban on plastic wet wipes in England. After 4 years of campaigning, it’s fantastic to see the ban within touching distance! This is a huge win for our rivers and communities. 💧🌱🌍

Andrew Lownie wrote an explosive book about Prince Andrew Then backlash came. Legal threats. Social media trolls accused him of visiting sex workers Journalists were told they’d lose Palace access if they spoke to him This interview feels very more timely today www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJHa...

This is worth reposting

I'm in that London for a meeting and also a rather lovely lunch. I've realised that I miss London but I miss the lunches more.

Captain, we’re about to enter the wormhole. Worm: Nope. Not on a first date.

Joan went with Armatrading as a stage name as her real name Joan ProtectiveClothingRetailing was considered too long #TOTP

“And how odd the directions will look! Alice’s Right Foot, Esq., Hearthrug, near the Fender, (with Alice’s love).”

It’s a big day for fans of baseball, or as the rest of the world calls it, “American Cricket”

Fun fact with Turkey... their government announced in 2016 that a trade deal with the UK was almost done. Have said so several times since. Yet talks only actually started three months ago. So probably best ignore this one. www.ft.com/content/f618...

Therapist: You’re a people pleaser. Sex worker: Yep. That’s the job description.

House hunting tip: Never approach them from upwind. They can smell your fear.

"Its flavour when cooked is more exquisite far Than mutton, or oysters, or eggs: (Some think it keeps best in an ivory jar, And some, in mahogany kegs:)

On this day in 1926, the first book featuring that rare philosopher Winnie-the-Pooh was published via @blondemoney.bsky.social

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Look, I just feel like I shouldn’t have to bend over backward to get an exorcism

Today feels like this sort of day

They are planning world domination www.reddit.com/r/cats/s/HdU...