Who invited Jacob Really Smug on? #Newsnight

“Hi guys, it's me, Molly-Mae...”

Real horror show watching the BBC attacking itself and inviting as many right wing journos and pundits on as possible to take pot shots. #BBCNews

Making myself useful on my day off

I wore goggles when you were not here #popmaster

39 on round 2 😀 First double full house in quite some time… #popmaster

“I like to socialise if you know what I mean Ken” No you’ll have to get into specifics I’m afraid, no idea what you mean. #popmaster

39 on round 1 😀 #popmaster

Watching ‘The Real Hack’ on ITV, having watched ‘The Hack’ the dramatisation of the same story. They’re quite rightly framing the whole thing as despicable. ITV would re-employ Piers Morgan at the drop of a hat though wouldn’t they?

Chant No. 4 Weddings and a Funeral

Forever associated #sts70s

One of my favourite Lennon songs #sts70s

“And what time do you call this to be rolling in? Look at your mother, she’s been worried sick”

I think it’s important to remember these kids aren’t stupid, they understand the chatbots aren’t real people, but I guess the critical underlying belief is that they ARE programmed by adults with adult wisdom so they trust them. #BBCLauraK

Blocked. Bye bye bot.

“I think I’ve found my sandwichspiration” You can’t just smash sandwich and inspiration together. It doesn’t work. #SaturdayKitchen

Channel 5 is having a hallmark Christmas movie marathon today. In case you need another reason to delete this dog’s poo hole of a TV station.

I remember when her dress fell apart when she performed this on the X Factor and I posted on Facebook “Houston, we have a problem” #MWXS

I’ve lost that lovin’ feeling alright. Only joking, Su Pollard is a fox. This is terrible though #MWXS

A ‘new breed’ that can eat a baked potato whilst getting run over by their own car #MWXS

Used in mobile phone adverts! #MWXS

British telephone noises #MWXS

I nearly said NO XMAS SONGS FFS until I heard the song 😁 #MWXS

The difficult follow up single. 💩 #TOTP

Even I thought this was one of mine!

“Why the Nazis are good for Poland” by our roving reporter Mr A Hitler

30 on round 2 #popmaster

24 on round 1 #popmaster

36 on round 2 #popmaster

I thought that Stereophonics one would be nailed on as he’d just said he’d been to see them #popmaster

33 on round 1 #popmaster

Er… Isn’t She Lovely wasn’t a hit for Stevie though was it? It was that guy who recorded the knock off version? #popmaster

27 on round 2 #popmaster

39 on round 1 🙂 #popmaster

If this isn’t throwing shade at Eamonn Holmes, I don’t know what is.

Asks for the runner up prize as well, Ken refuses and immediately spins up I Want It All by Queen #popmaster

33 on round 2 #popmaster

He’s 20 this guy? Very impressive. #popmaster

36 on round 1 #popmaster

Ken is giving out 1 point for partiality correct answers again? I thought that went out with the switch to GHR. #popmaster

“People watching this programme” Ha! He thinks Reform voters are watching #Newsnight and not chewing crayons whilst jacking off to Sons Of Anarchy

You won’t get a straight answer to anything from this slimy little twat #Newsnight

The comments section of any national newspaper’s Facebook post about the train stabbing.

I enjoyed that. A mix of good and bad. #WhoDoYouDo

I’d say Freddie Starr’s only talent was eating a hamster but he didn’t even really do that. #WhoDoYouDo

Harry H Corbett and Sooty - that’s the kind of clever gag they could’ve done with more of #WhoDoYouDo

No wonder everyone had a fucking migraine in the 1970s with that constant bright white background #WhoDoYouDo