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It’s the absolute least of the batshittery but can we discuss how this man has never knowingly been inside the same building as a tube of sunscreen

just an incredible set of examples of “however stupid you think the median voter is, they’re stupider than that”

Mr Canada. What the actual fuck. The flag as a cape is a cliche but we'll let it go. The hockey mask and stick make sense but then... the kilt? The fur legging things? The fur wrist things? The giant necklace? What the everliving fuck Canada?

I think all of us born between like 1975 and 1985 need a support group for the fact that living through a rolling apocalypse, living with long covid, and starting menopause apparently all have the same symptoms.

Who’s gonna ignore the judge first? My money’s on “consent decree shmonshent decree” musk.

once you know that police are *trained* to shout “put your gun down!” *after* they’ve shot someone, because they know witnesses will remember it happening the other way around, it’s very hard to take paranormal podcasts seriously

Once again a tech CEO selling an overly optimistic future

Ball room is a bipartisan preoccupation, as we know from recordings of LBJ's calls to his tailor

I think a fair question would be: If it is not reasonable for the president to attend an event anywhere except mythical DEFCON Ballroom, why attend so many events at the club in Florida?

On this day ten years ago, Ted Cruz named Carly Fiorina as his running mate, transforming US politics for several hours

notice the casual conflation of “free speech” and “no big deal” as if these are not categorically different claims; the contempt for his colleagues; and the inability to distinguish interrupting class out of retaliatory spite from the protest of an address by a public official

Naturally, these are the exact same guys who start frothing with rage around the “women would prefer to meet a bear in the woods than a human man” concept, because they don’t understand that every woman that dates cis men IS taking a highly calculated and very serious risk.

Oh you thought you knew how much of a clown car the California Governor’s race is? You had no idea. (23 Dems, 18 No Party Preference, 13 Republicans, 4 No Qualified Party Preference, 1 Peace and Freedom, 1 Libertarian)

as much as i despise AI, i have to admit that it has made it possible for anyone, no longer just the very wealthy, to be a big adult baby who doesn't know how to interact with normal people and throws a fit whenever they don't get their way

Ope never mind, she deserves her stepsons

what if we all agreed there should be a one week moratorium on new news so everyone could get caught up. everybody just take 5. no more stuff happening for a sec. i didn’t even know about bibi’s prostate cancer, for example.

I have had my fasting bloods drawn, housed a Dunkin’ breakfast sandwich and coffee, and now I’m sitting in the parking lot bracing myself for Trader Joe’s. Clearly this calls for a stop at the place with the actually good donuts on the way home.

It's today, today!

My “we operate under the law” subway ad is raising a lot of questions already answered by my subway ad

Not to brag but I attended phone-free parties throughout my youth!

The Access of Evil

My favorite art history genre is "Judith beheading Holofernes"

In 2024 the GOP party line was “pay no attention to what Lyin’ Biden says he’s done, only your bank account matters” and now it’s “pay no attention to your lying bank account, only what we say we’ve done matters”

Obviously civilian buy-in is hard when you start a war for no reason but a big lesson for other countries is that if you can make life even slightly more uncomfortable for the average American we will fold instantly

Really enjoying this new UI where I get to see 1.25 images per post I've often said to myself: 4 full images is too much, no one should have that kind of power The remaining 2.75 images must be hidden behind the same gesture that changes feeds, to keep us safe from ever seeing them.

Happy St George's Day to all who celebrate.

my proposal to clear the strait of hormuz of mines? we take billionaires’ yachts, put them side by side and let them float through thereby triggering the mines

If you let them ban porn, they will call you pornographic when they ban you.

Back in the day we lived by “keep it secret, keep it safe” and I’m convinced that helped us get past it being “cringe” to unapologetically love the things we loved

fandom has always been built on complete sincerity. online culture has become allergic to the very notion of earnestness, and it's making fandom spaces miserable. the sooner you free yourself from the shackles of shame around sincere fannishness, the more joy you'll find

If the current SCOTUS panel doesn’t like the idea of new coworkers, maybe someone should remind them that’s the humane option

here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty

Breaking: Iran picks up released U.S. Navy Secretary John Phelan off waivers.

And yet the NYT will happily continue to carry water for this administration

Love when the 30 minute mandatory zoom runs over because we wasted 8 minutes at the beginning arguing whether it was the presenter who was having connection issues or the portion of attendees who couldn’t hear her who had the issues

(my actual factual opinion on AI is going to remain: you don't get to steal other people's work and then charge for it, you skeezy ass motherfuckers. since I don't have time to deep dive every single model to see if they trained it ethically, I opt out until we've resolved this situation.)

Wow, the first novel written by an Ohio State grad

They think you're stupid.

For Earth Day, I boiled a whole lake for my clickbait farm

I remember that screenshot every time the site breaks and i think "mustve dipped the servers in the pool to cool them off"

Sec. Hegseth: "It's Just Gay" To Require Our Warriors To Wash Hands After Using The Bathroom

Under HB 249 would I be allowed to sue the appliance repairman who fixed my dishwasher while his pants exposed his assscrack or is there a carveout exempting male presenting asses?

The Venn diagram of men unable to control themselves around a woman with the temerity to swim in a two-piece suit and the men who lose their entire goddamn minds over the entire idea of hijab swimsuits is a circle They want permission in law to rape

And they still fucking wonder why we choose the bear

surely no army in military history has ever been laid low by disease, a famously uncommon problem among people living in enforced close quarters