Trump is the only POTUS to hire illegal immigrants in 2 different centuries, bc he didn't want to pay US workers a living wage Jesus & God both demand we welcome the stranger, but racists found a less-woke messiah they substantially prefer. #SOTU2026 #StateOfTheUnion

Brock Nelson, Jackson LaCombe, Jake Oettinger, Kyle Connor, & Jake Guentzel chose not to attend the U.S. men’s hockey team White House event today Hard to remember a championship moment that lost its shine faster than this U.S. men’s hockey team win

Bahahahaha.

For their next trick, Donald Trump will deliver the State of the Union address while Vladimir Putin drinks a glass of water.

Here’s a great idea - let’s get the most amoral celebrity racist douchebag from the 80s, make him president, and then be blindly obedient to him while normalizing fascist shit that hurts large numbers of people. Because we’re so Christian.

A public service announcement. I hope it resonates.

Central Park NYC

Urgent dispatch from the desert: it is bunny bullfighting season

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Deer My Friends I was over at the Home Depoh and somebuddy told me there neybors make 250 thousend dollers a yeer and there kids are getteen OSAP grants to learn how to knit mittuns and they spend the grants on cahlone and watches and I think kids need to pay to learn how to make roads. Premair

Antifa thugs strike the US Justice Dept building again. #DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles

SCOTUS just broke POTUS.

Please enjoy my cartoon for Friday's Toronto Star

Chin up, old chap, the DOW's at 50K!

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This is why you don't get Gremlins wet.

BREAKING: Donald Trump is caught in oval office with an unidentified 13-year-old girl by a hero/vigilante, who stumbled upon the President while taking a White House tour, reportedly opening the oval office door, and saying "Yeah, I'm going to punch you in the face". #DonaldTrump

Meanwhile, in Germany, the public weighs in on what they think of the Epstein Administration. #BrutalButAccurate

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Parent: What do you aspire to be when you grow up? Kid: I wanna lose two elections in one day!

One thing I realized this week is that I am not qualified to work for Donald Trump since I have never snorted cocaine off a toilet seat, killed my puppy, or excused child sex trafficking because the stock market’s bullish.

The scene in front of Stonewall Inn at this afternoon’s protest of Trump’s removal of the Gay Pride Flag. 👊🏻💥🏳️‍🌈 substack.com/@georgehahnn...

Absolutely ridiculous.

Lindsey Graham when Ricky Martin made a cameo during Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show. #SuperBowl

Trump just became a Seahawks fan when he heard ‘em talking about the ‘12’s’.

Wait for it.. 😂

An illiterate, drug-addicted sexual predator with odious kids by 3 dif women, including a former adult escort, who spent his life cheating on his taxes & laundering money for the mob want his white trash followers to feel superior to a couple personifying grace & achievement.

During his speech at the National Prayer Breakfast, Donald Trump announces the event will be renamed The Donald Trump and Jesus National Prayer Breakfast and the event will be closed down for two years for renovations.

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It was probably difficult to foresee that Trump would put the Kennedy Center out of business.

Mar-a-Lago always brings this to mind.

A sane USA would take every dime the Trump family has grifted & pilfered over the past decade and give it to the migrant families they have abused. Then take whatever astronomical haul folks like Erika Kirk rake in and gift it to all those folks targeted by Christofascist hate.

It’s always the biggest losers who have to talk tough like winners.

When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.

what a whirlwind of a performer. RIP, Catherine O'Hara

RIP Catherine O'Hara, who managed to steal every scene she was in

RIP to the QUEEN, Catherine O’Hara. 💔

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JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns

I was raised in a household where foul language was forbidden and the word “hate” was considered a four-letter word but I am here to say I hate this f*cken guy with the intensity of a million red-hot suns.

BREAKING: Attendance at Trump-Kennedy Center down 600 percent.