consistently shocked at how many random concertgoers call out the Eradicator shirt, it's the most obscure band shirt i even own lol

me after being told the plot of Changeling: well ok after they found out the replacement kid was circumcised i feel like that's pretty, er, cut and dried

what about a low calorie beer that's called Brown Stripe that's made with like olestra

same vibes here as the comments section on the old Vice Do's And Dont's

the fact that Sandwich Guy is facing this 'wich trial at all is evidence of subpar justice. he is a hero being put through the judicial grinder. i hope the jury wraps up a not guilty verdict without delay or loafing around

For a birthday gift for Mr. Moore, please consider switching services to one that pays artists better AND does not support ICE recruitment and fund the building of weapons of War…it’s a little gesture, but helps artists and makes a statement… of course, the best option is always @bandcamp

YES

Tonight I will be re-signing New Yorkers' extension on being insufferable. You've earned it. Tonight we are all walking here.

for ONCE i'm early enough to grab a spot on the wall and i'm so happy (not bc i'm anti-pit i just always feel bad about potentially blocking someone's view [also if you are anti-pit and you go to a sold out Black Flag show i feel like maybe you're doing something wrong])

debra messy lol

the bartender at x-ray can somehow psychically sense my presence and open a pbr tallboy before we even see each other, it's genuinely uncanny

i'm so excited for brovember

can't wait to hang this up

congrats to Lily Allen on her grammy win (in 2027) holy fucking shiiiit lol

happy birthday death

millions of americans at risk of finally trying decent coffee

shoutout to the girls with names not mentioned in mambo no. 5, you are seen and heard 💖

found out yesterday i accidentally did my part to preserve formerly-banned medieval irish cultural history via a dumb haircut called the Glib 😅

Children of divorce get to have two 9/11s

*wisely* Dyke Nukem

the pee tapes are stored in the epstein ballroom

takeaways from one battle after another: • damn whatever happened to left wing revolutionary violence • perfidia beverly hills - incredible name • the truck backseat breaching ram is a vibe • colonel lockjaw is a perfectly drawn character • most timely movie in history

this is literally what i wish pro wrestling was holy shit. i would watch this every week

Bluesky today.

Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped

BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!

bro somebody stealing the crown jewels of france from the louvre in broad daylight is fucking incredible see kids you can still do great things - nothing is impossible if you follow your heart and don't limit yourself to what small minds imagine is possible.

Not a shitpost: #NoKings is feel-good performative activism for comfortable mostly upper and upper middle class white folks and that’s good, actually. Millions of people in the streets protesting a fascist regime is good. It is good for the normie baseline to be massive displays of public dissent.

just realized i went to Milwaukee No Kings wearing a blue shirt and blue jeans and then left and had two chili dogs at Real Chili anyway shout out to @sonic.bsky.social for the inspiration lol

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Who up blockin they government?!

a jean jacket OVER a leather jacket. a kerchief under chains under a lavender officer’s blazer. style icons.

seeing this in a t̵h̵e̵a̵t̵e̵r̵ bar with a crowd is so fucking worth it holy shit. the corkscrew penis bits alone nearly caused a riot

oh no i'm so hungry why did i think now was a good time to go to trader joe's

A spaghetti noodle so long that by the time you're halfway through it, you're technically a bead

oh hell yeah

signed up for the mecha unit and they're saying my mecha will form the balls and ass of the giant dude our team assembles. i asked if they could make me like the back or the foot or something and they said it's either balls and ass or i have to give back my signing bonus and join the infantry

I feel like Farscape was really ahead of its time in terms of freaky body horror on basic cable youtu.be/GYB-ArRUR7c?...

found exactly the one use of “evil recoils in the presence of Christ” I am willing to sign off on, HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT Father Larry did not come here to fuck around

pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

yay my tableted mixed slu-pp-32 / bam15 came, research chemicals are crazy now lol

I know it was 15 days ago but please reassure me that people didn't let slide that caption paired with this picture

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

radio's playing The Upholsterers and it's reminding me to fix my damn couch

starting a thread of Sora 2 preview prompts that were rejected