Jesus Christ

"Fuck Elon" Sticker seen on a Cybertruck in Los Angeles

New photos of the Kennedy Center show President Trump’s name has been taken down from the building’s facade.

Musk's SpaceX sours very quickly with a sudden plummet in value. The $400bn hit to SpaceX's market capitalisation ranks as the second-biggest one-day loss suffered by any company. ft.trib.al/8gUrR2Z

Our Corn 🌽 Correspondent @andrewfleer.com decided to make the completely made up Gatorade Casserole from @theonion.com

Been doing the namazu allied society quests on my Game 'N Walks™️ and I fear I have become wholly and irreversibly obsessed with them. one of them very cheerfully and earnestly said to another one "could you get to the point before we shrivel up and die" and I've been smitten ever since

Depend on the video, sounds louder here bsky.app/profile/just...

During the national anthem, President Donald Trump was booed by the Game 3 crowd at MSG.

and now, your moment of zen. 🎥 (https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYhEwUvv67q/)

the person has Been Through It and I love that they’re weaponizing their trauma for good

The Pike’s Peak Humane Society has a social media manager who is very good at their job

[slaps roof of cybertruck] this baby can hold so many oh fuck I'm so sorry. I didn't think it would explode. oh jesus, somebody call 911

Lol cool cool cool

NOW!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

I think this is how The Walking Dead started

WHO WANTS A BELLY RUB? [five seconds later] WHO WANTS EAR SCRITCHES WITH MY STUMP?

1-800-ARE-YOU-CHORTING

imagine being a chud when you could be a chort

hashtag chort in jorts #ffxiv

CHORT UP THE JAMS

Chort

propaganda & True facts

They’re getting rid of the piss troughs in Nebraska’s Memorial stadium and Huskers fans are heartbroken. Are you on Team Trough??

I keep hearing otherwise normal people say things like “you know, [sex pest/internet nazi] is wrong on a lot but he’s right on [anodyne thing]” and it’s such a clear symptom of brain poisoning and really demonstrates how effective the Twitter guys have been at force-feeding bigotry to everyone

Presenting the next expansion coming to FINAL FANTASY XIV: Evercold!

Where there is light, there is shadow. Shadowbringers will officially be added to the FFXIV Free Trial on Tuesday, April 28! Play up to and including Patch 5.5 for free!

We have a beverage from LIQUID DEATH - Liquid Death Pop-Tarts Carnage

watching the Jersey Mike’s worker make my sandwich

Surround yourself with the kind of people who help turtles cross the road.

But Depression Corncob is already my government name.

Tired: we're going to win Wired: we won't stop winning

a number of someones have formed a kind of Go Blue critterball to drop $100k and then some

Did someone just drop $100k on Michigan???

The “throwing lobs from midcourt” portion of the game has begun. bsky.app/profile/holl...

The Charity Bowl is like a Michigan basketball game. You get midway through the first half and you’re like “oh this is gonna be a blowout again isn’t it.”

I cannot express my disgust in words strong enough for the shameful anti-trans rally happening on Tulane's campus right now. It is, of course, the work of the university TPUSA chapter...which means the university itself has at least partially funded this shitshow.

He’s stable! You’re able to relax now.

this game started yesterday. They're supposed to play another game today. And a double-header tomorrow. uncbears.com/sports/baseb...

A coda: the parachute is still up there.

Guilty

Florida is a world leader in Sentence™ exports

is this good

A parachuter crashed into the scoreboard as part of the Virginia Tech pregame spring game festivities. He appears to be OK.

The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

By the way, incredibly grim looking back on it that "junior-high-school mothers" used to be a statistically significant category for these studies.

Contrary to public perception a huge % of pregnant teenagers in the 1990s were impregnated by adult men. The younger they were, the larger the average age gap between mother and father was. Fixing teen pregnancy was in part a clampdown on statutory rape. That's what conservatives want to reverse.