I've seen every episode 5 times and at no point does Bandit rape a teenager.

NBC News's Tom Llamas did an hour-long interview with Trump filled with softballs & filled with Trump lies that he didn't challenge. Worst of all, he did not ask 1 single question to Trump about the Epstein files & the 38,000 references to Trump. Our mainstream media is broken. Subscribe to Zeteo.

Arizona officials say they believe Savannah Guthrie's 84-year-old mother, Nancy Guthrie, was taken by force from her Tucson area home this weekend. The family has pleaded for her safe return home. n.pr/3NXbje6

The banality of evil is shocking. An ex-Big Lots warehouse for cheap consumer junk is bought by ICE to ship as many as 7,500 handcuffed human beings, as the Trump regime builds a U.S. gulag archipelago The unthinkable comes to Pa. coal country. My special report www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...

He paid 750 dollars in taxes that year.

Do they all get deported now? Is that how this works?

Remember ICE shooting two Venezuelans in Portland last month alleging they were members of a Venezuelan gang who weaponized their vehicle when agents tried to apprehend them? Total BS. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

This Olympics, Team USA ice dance is represented by: • A Chinese Hawaiian and her Michigan husband • A Greek Cypriot and a Ukrainian Costco fan who just acquired citizenship • A Canadian born with two dislocated hips and the son of two Soviet gold medalist skaters That's what makes America great.

At this difficult moment in American history, we must be honest with ourselves: Our nation, once the envy of the world, is now in profound decline. For the sake of our children and future generations, we must reverse course.

The Washington Post may have gutted its newsroom for no reason, but if you want highbrow versions of three-day-old Fox News monologues, you can still get it.

Jessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”

Elaborate fake IDs and the influx of underage people using them to crowd into Dirty Franks has led owner Jody Sweitzer to impose a new rule: To enter, customers must be at least 25 years old.

Understatement of the century

What real Americans decorate like this?

Wait! The public face of nationwide immigration enforcement, Gregory Bovino, said in a newly discovered email that his boss wasn’t the head of CBP. He reported to Corey Lewandowski instead. He’s a political operative with zero law-enforcement background calling the shots on immigration enforcement.

I, personally, have never sent an email like this to a child molester four years after they got out of prison. I think that sort of thing should be “frowned upon.”

The Constitution says “We the People,” not “under God.” “One Nation Under God” was added in the 1950s, not by the Founders. Religious freedom means the government stays neutral, not that it favors one faith or uses religion as a political weapon.

Trump's golden age: "Employers reported 108,435 job cuts in January 2026, the most for that month since 2009, while announced hiring plans fell to their lowest level since the Great Recession."

You still caucus with these twats?

Courage is contagious. Let’s keep going.

These fucking twats

My man….

Daniss Jenkins (G League) has been added to the report and is OUT tonight. He's at 49 games played, which suggests the Pistons are preserving his eligibility while hashing out his standard contract. Two-way players are capped at 50 games during the regular season.

More of this….

HRC knows what all Twilight fans know. Vampires are scared of the sunlight.

AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/

What a pos

NEW: since last year, a pair of "highly trained" feds have been involved in an array of incidents attacking crowds with chemical weapons. We used public records and open source analysis to identify Edgar Vazquez and Michael Sveum, alongside some other members of their tactical team. Read more:

Yale prof David Gelernter defends his letter urging Epstein to hire "v small goodlooking blonde" student by saying that he was "keep[ing] the potential boss's habits in mind." This creep shouldn't be allowed anywhere near students. yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Civil rights activist Medgar Evers was shot in the back by a Klansman in 1963. The National Park Service has removed visitor brochures from Evers' museum and reportedly plans to remove references that call his murderer a “racist"

He’s a drunken Buffon…that’s me ha!!!

I love getting high watching almost famous. Fuck off. Haha!!!

Michigan feels as a dream to me now….

Dan….is almost famous that movie.

I think I just saw a visit California ad with so much AI…that said. Who gives a fuck Cali makes movies.

I'm so glad Rep Casten is in Congress.

I gotta turn this off.

We give an inch. They take a mile. They give a mile….we shit the bed. Tough semi, but a semi nonetheless. Onward!!!

Oy. Well…what can I get accomplished this afternoon? This ain’t it.

Jfc

Meanwhile, China is set to have more solar power capacity than coal for the first time this year, marking a “historic” milestone in the country’s energy transition. By the end of the year, wind & solar are projected to account for ~half of total installed power. www.independent.co.uk/climate-chan...

Perfection

Pistons dgaf

Here is the original draft federal indictment of Jeffrey Epstein for sex trafficking that was prepared by federal prosecutors in 2007, but ultimately tossed aside by Alex Acosta's office to allow Epstein to plea to a much lesser state charge. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

They just blindly shot through the fucking door. "Additional photographs show damage consistent with a bullet fragment lodged in a bedroom wall down the hallway — suggesting it traveled between a mattress and a portable crib in a room where several small children sleep."

Tell that to Alex Pretti and Renee Good’s family.

He would never hurt a young women.