I have a fine selection of bug memes.

I’ve been very open about my one direction fanfic past. The account no longer exists. I will not be taking any more questions.

Think you can hop back on thinking we would forget what you posted 5 days ago Sony?

okay as a soccer nation we’ve clearly got a ways to go on the shit-talking front, good lord

Florida folks: If you have O- blood and are of African or African American descent, OneBlood is searching for donors who have a rare antigen that matches with a teenager with sickle cell disease who needs 50 units of blood so she can have a bone marrow transplant.

Woohoo! My favorite point-and-click adventure game is on here! If you don't know Technobabylon, here's a "negative" review that should sell you on it.

Please help me finish my thesis so I can finally be free of academia 🫶✨ aidetectionsurvey.carrd.co

I spent too much time on this today:

"Oh, to be a fly on the wall"... NO Oh, to be a cat on that mantelpiece

I like that she's dressed like a command and conquer fmv cutscene character

I did not know alt-text could be an art form until I followed Tom Cox.

We're really wasting the concept of a Great American State Fair because a REAL Great American State Fair would have fried foods even God didn't dare to imagine.

I know about invisible walls in Dark Souls but I found an invisible gloryhole

If you're queer and live in Houston, there's a survey that aims to learn about the greater region's LGBTQ+ community. The deadline to take it is tomorrow: www.chron.com/culture/arti...

PSA: Libraries rock.

Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).

“my passion is graphic design”

You've twisted your last sister.

BREAKING: Alligator Alcatraz has officially closed. A lot of outlets won’t report on this, but the Miccosukee Tribe played a key role in the fight.

I'm generally not stupid enough to believe that gardening and rearing animals is a good investment, BUT HEAR ME OUT. First move: don't count labor, because you enjoy it. Second move: EXTRA don't count labor, because it's also really good exercise running around after animals or to check trees.

subsequent post: > He made me look up happy birthday on Google translate in all three languages and incorporate it… “we don’t want just yapping about the gods” absolutely incredible

And for Firefox... addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefo...

So one of the things I've been doing in my pottery class lately is garlic grater plates. I'm probably making them much more aggressively toothy than necessary, but dang it I'm a sucker for how much they grate. Here's my latest ones w/notes and pictures from before firing just because.

I'm gonna be suuuuuper clear about this. If you are streaming Hogwarts Legacy or any Harry Potter related media, I will straight up unfollow you. It is Pride 2026 and I am not going to accept "I didn't know" as an excuse any more. You know what that woman is doing and you do not care. Get fucked.

The Onion: in our article we created Gatorade casserole as a cautionary tale This guy: at long last I have created Gatorade casserole from the classic Onion article "please for the love of god don't create Gatorade casserole"

The three genders (nonbuynary)

Marjane Satrapi, whose acclaimed graphic novel and animated adaptation 'Persepolis' brought the realities of revolution, exile, and identity to audiences around the world, has died at 56. www.cartoonbrew.com/rip/marjane-satrapi-persepolis-creator-co-director-dies-at-56-262120.html

it is in absolutely everybody’s best interests to develop some hobbies aside from Phone

This is a cat checkpoint. Please relinquish your most recent cat pic on your device.

NEW EXAMPLE FOR FONT LESSON JUST DROPPED

Slightly ruin a song title. Return to Not Guiltiness

this is the thing about people who say they need to be exposed to more perspectives: no you don’t right wing perspectives are dogshit, especially these days - it’s either vicious, preening meanness or it’s the most obvious bad faith trolling you’ve ever seen there is nothing to be gained from it

I'm concerned people think I'm joking about this.

Yeah, a bunch of whiny crybabies said "No. Fuck you." to masking, or getting vaccinations, or election results, and that may have soured your recent memories on the power of "No. Fuck you." But Rosa Parks? That's a "No. Fuck you" too, and a powerful one.

We really gotta learn to say "No. Fuck you." in response to shit like this. Too many people are cowed when some nominally-legal explanation can be dug up for this stuff, or the Supreme Court says XYZ, so we gotta- No. Fuck you. I don't care about your excuse, you don't get to have this.

if you see this you have to post an anime opening from 2000-2005 God I had so many options. But this is the one I'll go with. youtu.be/q8qZPYv100M?...

So all in all, if you asked me if I'd rather get bitten by a widow or a recluse, I pick the widow every time. The widow bite will suck for a couple of days. The recluse can mess you up for months, if not longer. Be very careful with them.

Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.

on set. what about YOU?

Slightly diminish a book The Sniffles Dogs

The Immortal Choir is up under horror

'It's a cult!' Who's in it? 'Literally everyone except me and some very online friends who have seen the light and post about it constantly instead of finding joy in anything else!'

when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters

you just lost my respect my guy #antiai

One of the movies I grew up on

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying