what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

If you do this to me after I die I hope my real ghost haunts you for eternity, assholes

roses are red cherenkov is blue just use a screwdriver what's the worst it could do

Buying groceries but shaking my head the whole time so they know I disapprove of the prices

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

Much as with luge, I have to wonder what strange sequence of events leads to you becoming an olympic ski jumper

about to watch Malinin blow it again like someone hitting REPLAY on an old LiveLeak video

Jesus christ, lol

RIP, James Van Der Beek. And fuck cancer.

This genuinely should be a crime

And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely

main takeaways from the super bowl are the seahawks defense is legit and the ad industry is washed

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

does anyone else remember when the 2022 Super Bowl had so many crypto ads people were calling it the Crypto Bowl and then crypto just absolutely fucking tanked? anyway

If the Seahawks punter doesn't win MVP there is no justice in this godforsaken world

Seahawks noooo you ruined the beautiful perfection that was 12-0

Dang, that is the second Mr. Rodgers reference during this game, Millennials really are the target demo for advertising now huh

honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool

Brands: please please stop it with the creepy CGI/AI de-aging

the official pokemon of dads: snorlax.

Amazing halftime performance only thing that was missing was someone throwing a football into a giant Dr Pepper can for a scholarship

Dump Truck, by Mikhail Evdokimovich Tkachev, 1956

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Multiple AI ads per break kill me

It's slaying me that just about the only white person that's shown up in this halftime show is Lady Gaga

coinbase left "am I sexual?" out of the lyrics because jeffrey epstein funded cryptocurrency for the international trade in csam

I don't know what Intuit is trying to do here but they should probably just stop before they embarrass themselves further

Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time

The ads in this game are quite bad, but for the moment they are slightly more entertaining than the game itself

darnold-meter.com is super bowl ready. new "since kickoff" button added

Drake Maye is straight up not having a good time right now

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Called that OpenAI Codex ad as an AI ad about 15% of the way in, they really aren't as clever or subtle as they think they are

When do the pop tarts come out?

oh is there a sportsball on? (a 1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse crashes through my living room and kills me instantly)

Still chuckling at this idea of "Sam Darnold, starting QB in the Super Bowl." What a ridiculous timeline this is

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

They've now got a quadcopter dronecam covering the first few turns in luge, but when it's in the other shots, it looks like the lugers are trying to escape a UFO.

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

I had been trying to snag a vinyl copy of FM-84's Atlas album for 2 years. Finally they do a repress, and let me tell you that this bad boy went up at 12 EST and was sold out by 12:00:40. But I was ready this time. Oh yes.

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

just realized that at my age I will be tired for the rest of my life

reminds me of a friend who explained why recent years have felt so weird to so many millennials here and it’s because “we went into the pandemic young people and came out of it old”

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.