SHOCKING Protein Slammin' Strawberry says "it isn't [their] dream [to be toasted and eaten] yet," runs away from giant toaster.

This is the angriest I have been about a football game in a long time. I guess it’s good they got the program back to where I can feel like this but Jesus fuck what a choke job in all phases of the game for the second half

That was the most GT bowl loss of all GT bowl losses

Absolutely soul crushing for that to be Haynes King's last play, I am in shambles right now

Time to channel Paul Johnson like we've never channeled him before

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

One quarter left and nursing a two score lead, such is the nature of GT football that I have zero confidence they can pull this out

That block was punishment for going for the FG there, next time don't be cowardly

These refs are real, real bad

Haynes King, again.

"Force [the BYU QB] to make a quick decision" [the QB makes a quick decision easily] "Ah well nevertheless"

Roddy Jones is determined to fit as many pop tart size comparisons into his commentary as possible and I am in full support of this effort

Roddy Jones: "He's short by about the length of a Pop Tart"

I was ready to talk shit about the defense already but they decided to do a goal line stand, so now I'm obliged to let the fact that they cruised down the field that easily with an injured QB slide for a bit

Pop tarts bowl exec: thrilled for this new partnership, love the energy of college football, we barely have to even try to sell it, much less tap into the dark ancient primordial human need to kill in order to glorify the merciless gods One guy on the marketing team: actually

The instant Scrooge realized his actions would cause the death of a single child, he completely reevaluated his entire life and changed everything literally overnight. These guys now will happily consign thousands of children to death without it even affecting their sleep

Brent Key merry go round material to bless the timeline

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

It's the last few days before Christmas. Buy safe gifts for kids!

Welcome to the second year of casual CFB watchers leaving the TV on ABC, assuming the FCS playoff game is the big game, while the FBS playoff game on HBO dot info or whatever must be the relatively minor one Here's the neat part this time: They're right

Kind of poetic to put Tulane back up against the authors of their worst loss in the first round, real "face your demons" hours

Currently at the funeral for the penny, happening at the Lincoln Memorial:

nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala

TikTok will now be owned by the Ellisons, Jared Kushner's firm, and Abu Dhabi's state investment fund.

Now this is #content, thank you for blessing my inbox with this

PSA: there’s been an exploit for Signal and WhatsApp released that can be used to silently track you. Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings: For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages. For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody

Flipped over from the Celebration Bowl to Army-Navy and immediately got an entire faceful of fascism, hard pass

Been something like 16 years since I'd seen OK Go live and I almost never go to concerts but it turns out they're still awesome. Great show, 10/10, would listen to an entire concert played on handbells if they decided to do it

Pat McAfee desperately wants to be as beloved as Corso and it's just never gonna happen

Dammit, that is quite annoying actually www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...

Boy, imagine if the GT defense had locked in like this a couple weeks ago instead, maybe we'd still have something to play for

"GT is a second half team"

I can see exactly how this is going to go now, afterdisintegrating the last 2 weeks and losing the shot at the ACC 'ship they're gonna hang around for just long enough to inspire hope they could salvage things with a COFH win, only to fumble the bag at the most psychically damaging moment

This is great. You want a remote controlled dinosaur, kid? Hell yeah, let’s do this.

C-tier ESPN commentators stop saying "6 7" challenge: impossible

Somehow even in a year where we started 8-0 this holds true. Truly remarkable football program

Paul Johnson never went down 28-0

The defense being fielded by Georgia Tech today is probably the worst I've seen from them since I started watching them play in 2006, which includes defenses led by Al Groh and Ted Roof. Genuinely unwatchably bad

Gonna go out on a limb here and guess that this sort of thing is probably bad for your ability to take off in an airplane

Brent Key is mad they won

In Memoriam: Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

so much for the woke marxist pope, out here abolishing Dei

the baby caught a glimpse of microsoft teams on her dad’s phone. you hope to shelter them from things like this until they’re older. naturally she’s inconsolable

GEORGIA! Can yall listen to Hank Green for a minit please ma'am? . and say hey to momenem. youtu.be/UgvE_gPi7Kc?...

My guy was caught literally in 4k and still managed to get away with it, you almost have to admire the audacity

Kirby just got away with some absolute horseshit there, that was 100% a time-out signal