With the new pogo update I went from being a level 40 to a level 54 🤔

Good morning and happy Wednesday to everyone. Ladies, it's fall. It's starting to get darker earlier. Make sure you fill up your gas tank before sunset. Keep an extra charger on you. Check your tires and oil. No bank runs at night. Park in well-lit areas. And stay the fuck away from vagina neck.

To be clear: LA County has declared a state of emergency BECAUSE OF the federal government. The Feds, LA County is (correctly) saying, have CAUSED the emergency. This is a striking political moment of internal collapse. Local govts feeling compelled to protect their ppl from … their own govt.

How it feels trying to upgrade your pc in the year 2025

Coaching a good archery practice puts me in the mood for Taylor Swift

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Being a part of the workforce is just a never ending high school group project for the rest of your life.

Just eat a whole sleeve of saltines. You’ll feel better.

❤️‍🩹

Nothing tops sea salt dark chocolate

Status of cat(s)

Currently very anxious. Please send all the good vibes. 🥺

How much to hire a hitman for myself?

I am a sl*t for a woodwick candle

Before you wind down for the evening, set a 10 minute timer to do a chore, straighten up, do the last few dishes… your future self will always be grateful.

Tortellini soup 😤

Pas de deux

I am also making soup for my sick bf and I’m so excited for him to wake up 🥹🤍

Trader Joe’s wine SLAPS

Allrighty. Im awake, out of bed and have coffee. Shenanigans can now commence.

So much tired. One 10 hour unconscious, please.

No. Your friends don't secretly hate you. You're just dehydrated.

At the Broadview ICE facility, an ICE agent tried to run dozens of protesters over with an SUV as we walked on a public crosswalk. He kept driving for about a full football field until ICE barraged us with pepper balls.

Love language:

People are shit. They think of themselves as good folks, they'll share social media posts about injustice, or talk about how terrible something was. Then they'll barge past the disabled woman to get on the bus, sit in the Priority Seat and make a show of putting their bags next to them.

mentally ill implies the existence of womenshorty healthy

My mom took Tylenol AND smoked cigs when she was pregnant with me, and now look at me

the cutest girls are crazy <33

I just saw Three Days Grace live for the first time and it healed a part of me

Work is just girlfriend daycare.

Contacts? Out. Oversized shirt? On. Thunderstorm? Rolling in.

Ngl I coached a pretty good archery practice tonight 🥺 my kids are going to do so well this year

Boba likes laundry basket!

Silence or AM radio…

“Frog!” cried Toad. “I am sorry for all the dumb things I do. I am sorry for all the silly things that I say. Please be my friend again!”

This is actually wild. 15k? Y'all. 🥰 It's been a while since we've had a dark art share. Share your darkest, creepiest, ominous, wonderful works. This is for dark artworks with ALT TEXT on them only. Non-alted posts will get hidden so don't be that guy! Let's GO! #ArtShare #DarkArt

“i’ll do whatever i want with MY butthole” is a crazy response to someone asking you not to fart on them

Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life: 1. Combo of open window, rain, candle, & a book 2. Cooking for other people 3. Singing your favorite song in the car 4. Morning coffee 5. The moment my cat jumps onto my chest to cuddle

whoops! all cheese -my recipe for anything

I applied for a new job a few days ago and I’m still freaking out a little bit.

cuddling my cat and reading all day 🥹

It's my birthday! I would love some reposts to share some of my favourites of my illustrations today! 😊 #digitalArt #commissionsOpen

you're not really for suicide prevention if you think it's gross and disgusting that a severely depressed person can barely shower or brush their teeth

Thick thighs, thin patience.

i thought a labubu was a vagina injury

It’s ok to put the phone down.

Ever crash out so hard you call off work and sleep all day?