Feelin’ healthy with my gluten free vegan late night snack! (it’s chips and guac)

one day you walked out of Blockbuster for the very last time and you never even knew it

maturing is realizing corn tortillas are far more superior than flour

I now have two of these if anyone wants to trade

WAIT WHAT 😍

💫 Gouache and pencil on aqua board!

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

My woman’s March Madness bracket ended at the 95.9th percentile. That’s kinda cool.

“This house is a mess. I have so much work to do,” said Toad. Frog looked through the window. “Toad, you are right,” said Frog. “It is a mess.” Toad pulled the covers over his head.

“Placenta is vegan meat” - overheard at work today 🥴

WHEW!

Training the new guy at work how to slowly lose the will to live

고양이 01 #Caturday

Holy New York.

#nokings in Iowa City!

OUR CORN IS BETTER GO HAWKS

How is my men’s March madness bracket in the 96 percentile 😂😭

Got myself a little treat and now it’s time to set it up!!! 🤩

Good morninggg!

One of my coworkers just claimed that rigatoni is the best noodle. 🥴 Please tell me your favorite noodle and why it’s NOT rigatoni.

YIPPIE! :D

What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.” What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.” Funny how that works.

“The Noise is a man unfiltered, and without a filter, a man is just chaos walking.”

It’s been a while since we’ve pulled some cool cards!

I really thought more people would’ve resonated with this

Some dude on his bicycle rode past my (stationary) car yelling at me, I turned onto the road and started driving, he cuts his bike across the parking lot and tries to throw himself in front of my car. So I swerve and he’s screaming at me. AND THIS MAN TRIES TO FOLLOW ME?!

🗓️ Mark your calendars, break out the sharpies, and text your friends. 𝗡𝗼 𝗞𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝟯.𝟬 is coming! 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝟮𝟴. Find an event near you: www.nokings.org/ Let’s make this the biggest one yet. No Kings. No illegal wars. No ICE. 🚫 👑

We went to Memphis and had a lot of fun! :D

Sometimes I wonder if I came from the left or right ball.

𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔩𝔞𝔰𝔱 𝔲𝔫𝔦𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔫 ⚜️ Then her eyes were opened, and she realized she was naked.

some doodles of a few favourites [ #pokemon #art ]

just opened my eyes and already can’t wait to get back in bed tonight

I love potatoes

Seriously, when are we going to stop using plastic to package EVERYTHING?

I am fine with completely random cute cat photos.

Love language: making u a playlist

gm bsky

McSteamy 💔 Eric Dane You were so dreamy on Greys Anatomy Meredith fell for you and we did too 😍 Thank you for the memories Rest In Peace

i don't know who needs to hear this (yes i do) but being so exhausting and annoying that people don't want to bother speaking to you anymore does not equate to "winning" an argument

IOWANS: view this bill and leave your comment opposing this bill. Committee meets this Tuesday! #iowa www.legis.iowa.gov/committees/m...

Sliced cheese is just fart tickets

Ahh, the Mojave. I miss camping in the desert. 10”x10” oil

I’m really craving a tattoo

i was put on this earth to eat pasta and disagree

I simply wish to sleep.

the forbidden candy

Lights #oilpainting #art

Cheese stick? Nah, gimme a cheese branch.