Some days, I can feel that I did good. Today was one of those days.

Departmental luncheon with a view today!

Hey Boss, I can’t come in to work today because my son (CAT) is sick (WANTS TO CUDDLE) and I must tend to his illness.

Nothing beats taking off your makeup and putting allergy eye drops in

i'm sorry, but it's a bruh girl world and you guys are just living in it

long

Doctor: And what’s your typical bed time? Me: That’s really up to the demons.

Gentle reminder that you don't have to "deserve" rest.🌱 You need rest to function. It's not a treat you get for functioning.

My current favorite pokemon 🥹

Trying to find a pair of jeans that fit should be an Olympic sport.

I think the world deserves a Boba update.

Should I make brownies for my coworkers?

status: surviving ✨

It’s funny because I’m such an insecure person but at work my confidence is a problem and it is “abrasive” to those who make more than quadruple my salary.

WIP #art #crow #digitalart

Stop making sense

How the frick is it December already

It has been 21 days without Coco 😔🌈

you can lead a man to water but he still won’t wash his butthole with it

Drink wine, make art.

My cat and I are pooping in tandem again

Nothing agitates me more than having to dual-authenticate an email I use every day.

My cat just audibly farted and it smelled so bad 😂😭

be a dear and bring me my favorite crazy straw and a bottle of bourbon, won't you?

wait is this.... good news for once

not all heroes eat crepes

I miss my coco bean 😔

Digital painting of some doggies. Still trying to learn procreate.

AI believes it can read my mind but I eat a roll of tinfoil a day to confuse the signal on a molecular level

ever since i was a little girl, i wanted to grow up and make fart jokes on the internet

Grief is a bitch

In the shadow of the forest, though she may be old and worn, They will stare unbelieving At the last unicorn 🦄 🎼

I will love you forever and ever 🌈

Having a little more of our favorite activity: window time 🤍

I asked him how his omelette was and he said “It does not need more garlic” I HAVE SUCCEEDED.

ill never trust a mf who hates cats

As part of Coco’s final hurrah, we are enjoying our favorite forbidden treat: vanilla ice cream 🥹

I don’t even know what would help at this point.

Hot take: Pigeons are majestic. Who agrees with me??

Obligatory Coco pic 🥺 hangin in there

My heat hasn’t been working all week so I punched my thermostat. And it kicked right on. 😂

I don’t know what I am going to do without my Coco bean. This pain and fear is indescribable.

it’s your first time being human it’s okay to make mistakes and forgive yourself

I found out my sweet bean has cancer. Today sucks.

Final archery update for today: we won barebow mixed teams and 3rd overall!! 🤩

Archery update: qualifications went GREAT. Time for single eliminations! My barebow gal is KILLING IT

The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.

First archery tournament today!! My kids are gunna do great 🤍🏹