All I can think about is this video 💀 😭😭. I’m sad about TikTok but it’s not that’s damn serious to call 911.

Yup. I do think it’s odd Rednote is still available but that bill basically strong arms us into extreme lack of foreign influence which… doesn’t seem great

This is so real 😭😭

Some of us have to pretend we are working

Some of us have to work

This is a terrible take. Shaming people for not watching a meaningless ceremony that will only leave us more depressed? Why?

"Don't you dare" 🙄

The temptations. The fighting Temptations as well.

Good morning starshine the Earth says hello

Hey guys, do we count the narcissist that we date?

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After you are ill: —open windows and air out the room —get a new toothbrush —wash bedding and pillows, etc. —wipe down hard surfaces with antibacterial cleaners

Now in my youth I was foolish, but I know better now

People who's favorite color is purple will definitely show you they favorite color is purple lol

Reskeeting this skeet because I want everybody to commit to messing up a white man's money in 2025. #blacksky #bluesky #niggasky #blacktwitter

Bruh…. The live stream ball drop glitching rn is a sign

Iconic

Bouta eat these black eyed peasssssssss

Lightning strikes Washington Monument 12/31/24

Thank you to everyone who showed me how weird they are this year you directed me to people that i really needed to be with the in first place and im finally starting to feel loved, safe, and cared for🙏🏾 appreciate it fr

US Capitol struck by lightning 12/31/2024 Video: Stephanie Ricker/Twitter

Ah teddy simms was right. She saved her life when she showed me the door. Thank god. Not only did she save hers, mine as well

Who church got a midnight service? bc i need the laying of hands to pray me into this new year!

Let someone love you in 2025

The universe will really set the pieces up when you make a choice.

I have never resonated more with an anime character as I do with Shikamaru

Nahvalur Original Plus - Summer. New Fountain Pen. 😍

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AND IM HERE TO REMIND YOU OF THE MESS YOU LEFT WHEN YOU WENT AWAY

Good morning last morning of 2024 morning

the year each day this year has been

New years eve and I'm at work

"Thompson’s death was not considered sufficiently important by his colleagues to merit the cancellation of the meeting he had been due to attend in the Manhattan Hilton. Just 48 hours later, his job was relisted."

Yes i know Crichton is a climate denialist and he sucks. Also, Goldblum said scientists but it's really been the engineers effing things up hasnt it ?

The moral of jurassic park was, "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." And were still in the could vs should world

CDC's wastewater program shows H5 bird flu in wastewater in Iowa and Illinois, where there are no known active cases of bird flu in dairy cattle or humans.

Pizza rolls are not rolls at all, they are ravioli. Egg rolls are rolls, they are, quite literally, rolled into shape. But pizza rolls? Look at one. That shit ain't rolled. They're dumplings. Ravioli. Pierogi. Pizza Dumplings? Pizza Dumps? No. Pizzaoli? Better. Pizzrogi? WE COULDA HAD PIZZROGI.

Just thought everyone should know that all hardcovers at Barnes & Noble are 30-50% off through the weekend.

I ain’t got no nigga and no nigga ain’t got me

This was 🔥! “Because when there is no order or rule to protect you, or when the order is against you, you become your own order.”

When you think its a one or the other typa situation but this whole time its been a pick yourself situation.

THHHIIISSSSS!!!!!!!!

You would swear no one frontal lobe is fully developed

FYI “The Family Stone” is gonna be 20 years old next year and it’s still a pretty decent starter pack for what to expect when marrying into a large family of loud people