Why do people misinterpret me all the time I wanna kill myself

thinking about how i used to have a steak with myself

OMG A YEAR AND A DAY SINCE

the bob off me and these ladies would be having tonight

i put my tongue where you pee at

Fat Satan got his COVID booster shot yesterday. If he doesn’t listen to his Trumpshit-crazy HHS Secretary, why should we?

dogs prolly mad confused on why we love them the way we love them but they just go with it

when i make my betrayal list and its people from middle school then what

pete x gavin

amy always got some fuck shit at the front of her head and i love that

piss on random things for emergencies

doja is here to save music

and what if you helen keller

TCHAIK NIGHT

extraterrestrial tea

i would eat this ceramic plate those tacos were just too fucking good

he flirted with me

the barbershop wigga

what a year this week has been

people who have hitchhikers thumb holding big phallic objects

dr umar mr zimba fine fitness core and i the four horsemen

labubus are genuinely demonic i got that haitian grandmothers sense

12:34

instagram gotta get outta me and sister business when we tusslin in the comments

the mini is no longer free and fuck you

my piano prof is in a debussy mood

ate from that damn tree and nobody using the fucking knowledge

how hoodie ganged is the united states

This 12H year so far: -Thoughts of leaving the country to go settle somewhere else -Attending mass for the first time in over 12 years -Taking more naps -Realizing I could have qualified to be a nun

can i get 2 grams of pussy grenade

this man gets engaged and i see his penis everywhere

"jewd" being a term for being circumcised now is wild 😭

MY BOY TROY IS FREE

NICOLE IS ON THE SCREEN YALL ITS TIME

very caribbean of me 🇳🇮🇭🇹🖤

south carolinians: why the fuck do you drive two inches away from each other in the fast lane and still end up going slower than every other bitch

Proving my point it doesn’t matter if you change platforms, this is a reply I expect from Twitter and people wanna say we wouldn’t get this energy here

take a shot for me yall

i have a canker sore on the right side of my lip i split the gum between my front two bottom teeth and i bit the left side of my tongue fuck all of you

my uncle been using yn wrong oh my god

lactose intolerant no but glucose yes

whoever came up with putting citrus juices in bourbon needs their dick sucked

saying i need a cigarette and then immediately going ew when i see one

maybe just maybe everyday is a new day

you can bleed inside of your blood

i now deem the bowl bob as bobby

i wanna sing cool people by chloe x halle with someone i love so bad

EVERYBODY SHUT UP NICOLE IS ON THE SCREEN