Houthis said, “Don't worry! If they mans come through our block we checking dem too!”

This is legit unnecessary madness 🤣🤣

Might as well roll a sheet when I get home, grabba already in the air.

This has turned me into the “skunk at brunch” since I keep asking folks if they know we are living during the Earth's 6th extinction event. 🤣

Lord knows I hate that stupid song but good Gawd!

Bryan hates LeBron, and I'm just asking whether we can enjoy what we have witnessed for damn near 25 years, amongst other things.

I'm pulling for Bryce Harper to win the derby. History shows that when he wins the derby, the Nationals win the World Series the next year.

600k well spent

Green Day had hits

How my life turn into Gibbs verse on MUTT

This competent front office is a far cry from…

Man nothing sends me more than counterfeit Masters and MAGA hats. It's like whites folks' version of a fake throwback. The only thing different is I can tell when somebody got on an Itchell & Mess.

A call came in to issue a pardon to Balogun.

If “I wish these crackers would.” ever had a face.

Every store I've exited today, I’ve heard someone make some kind of audible sound about this sweltering heat! Been me a handful.

Me, ignoring the “closed” sign at all my folks bars when the door is still open.

Oh, I didn't see the Salmon Alito news. The court reclaimed the day. 🤣

LeBreezy said, “Fuck the last day of SCOTUS term! Hold my beer!” 🤣

What stories are we telling in the climate refugee camps? I'm starting with, “Before we ran out of water, we had golf courses in the desert!”

I'm so fucking mad

Bullpen stinks on ice

Two fucking nights in a row the Nats just shit the bed smh

I mean, if you had to have a President win the Presidents race on Negro League celebration night, it had to be Abe, right? 🤣🤣

Ain't seen nothing like that before

LOL Nats smh

Yeah missing that Santa Monica breeze but nothing feels better than being back home in DC.

Every morning I ponder, “What Arsenal Kit will I wear today?” as you were.

Sorry, I've been celebrating Arsenal so much I haven't said a thing on here 🤣

I usually love a NY trip, but the way I'm running to Moynihan in the morning! This was a shitshow of a week!

That LeBron Cavs/Pistons series 😭 where's my cane!!

GIANT might be one of the more intense things I’ve watched in some time! S/O to whoever had the ticket on StubHub for $50.

I have this running note titled "America in Quotes." Shit like, “The proposal does not serve the interest of investors” or “A cup is just a plate with walls.” a broad range. But I just heard, “I got to buy weed and those $6 might matter.” and it was immediately recorded.

Rail is so bad in this country I saw this in the Philly train yard and got excited lol amtrakcascades.com/about/new-am...

Playoff moment yikes!

Nobody communicates better than someone who hates owing someone else some money.

Budapest anyone!?! Arsenal!!!!!!!

Shithousery has begun!!

Same!! Real talk, the fact that I'm still in this abusive relationship all these years later is really a “me” problem.

If the Nats got no hit tonight, it might have been the start to my villain origin story after the week I had

Here once stood the wickedest Greyhound station known to man🤣 IYKYK

It is a gorgeous morning in DC

Wasted* not an ounce of time www.fox8live.com/2026/04/30/g...

This whole series, Ime Udoka has looked like an angry dad who can't understand why you keep saying “nine” when he asks you,” What's 3x6?”

This is how you respond to what the Mets did last night!! Juan Soto alone can’t save yall!!

Organist at the Garden is in playoff mode too. 🤣

As a brother born in London, Crispus ain't take a hot slug for this shit!

I just did the most nonsensical shit of the day. Somebody asked me for the time, I put my phone down, and I checked my watch smh.

This shit right here is an emotional roller coaster! I go from this brother talking out of both sides of his neck. To, that's some of the most profound shit I've read. To, aye put this Uncle Tom under the cabin!!

The Washed Post

I'm dead tired, but it was worth it to watch LeBron flying around last night like the Black Gandalf. What an incredible career.