Titties and warm coochie on your back >>>>>

Being the big spoon to a 6 foot 200 pound man>>>

F is for friends who do stuff together

me otw home after spending unnecessary money

Makeup, skin, hair and nails are so fcking expensive for whattttt😩

I miss the days I was too young to gaf about politics and Barack becoming president was just something exciting happening in my childhood🥺

I’m getting married next year. It’s my time

I hate how Kiana Lede rarely gets brought up when we have those “R&B” conversations

Men literally will try to get your number in your “nobody gon see me” outfit at the gas station…bonnet on and all. Besides air, dick is the easiest thing on the planet to obtain

Chitlins or chitterlings?

The best peen be attached to the most unhealed men

Mr Krabs really sold his best chef and probably the only person in bikini bottom who cared about him for some fucking change lmaooooooo

If you didn’t come up on Pretty Ricky our age gap is too big

🍯🍭🍒

ain’t nobody comin to see you OTIS!!

Always

Are we terrorizing men today?

Poetry.

Free shavacadoo

Yall remember lip smacker🥹

What yall do when yall get bored?

HOLIDAYS CANDELLED!!! Government need to get it tf together

How do we explain to men that we really do have dreams when they start cheating😭

Lightskin or darkskin??

Why are the girls you meet drunk in the bathroom at the club always so nice??🥲

How do we explain to men that we really do have dreams when they start cheating😭

It is okay to love without limits, however, it is not okay to love without boundaries

It is okay to love without limits, however, it is not okay to love without boundaries

I don’t think I’ve ever had a favorite duo but Cynthia & Ariana take the cake! The whole bakery actually🩷💚

If I post my ass yall gon like it, but nobody wanna send me some money😒 #ajoke

I’m tired of people admiring my independence TAKE CARE OF ME!!

The moon will be full tn🌕 make sure to go outside and feel her healing energy tn❤️

A real bitch is back

My son squeeze my upper arm everyday and say “mommy u squishy”🥴 it be your own kids

LMMMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO me today:

BALL OUT ON ME!

I heard A LOT about that from my sons this weekend *smh*

Taking me to Ulta, Sephora or fiery crab is my love language

My son on his 6,7 kick… yea he going to bed an hour early tn😒

Now that I don’t smoke anymore dreams be hitting my ass like a RICO

HAPPY SKYGRATION ANNIVERSARY MONTH!!✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

That’s why she attacked. She knew she was staying and she knew her husband was gonna keep trying to talk to your fine ass. Againnnnnn, it was never about the husband!