I genuinely hate twitter with a passion. I just randomly decided to get on there since i haven’t been since like march and a fun TikTok of a college dorm popped up and when i say EVERY SINGLE TWEET was some ignorant racist ass shit. This is why i hate white people coming near us!

You cant convince me that god aint a sims player with all the mods. Like tell me the last 5 years aint been him putting a rug in front of the cheap fireplace and having full autonomy turned on

No. No its not. Go shave immediately!

Can someone please explain to me why hairstylists are so damn secretive about the location of their salons? Like if you not home based tf yall hiding for? Why do i have to wait til the day of to find out you a hour away from me🤨? Bitch this is Houston who tf got time for that?

Fuck no

Ive been seeing a lot of Taylor Swift discourse and i think its funny how people aren’t pointing out how she is deadass Hannah Montana. Her music sounds like early Hannah meanwhile Miley (who is 3 years younger) has evolved continuously in every way. They are literally a perfect case study.

A Magic Johnson movie theater. My mom was the manager and my dad came in with his basketball teammates who knew my mom cause she was also the shoe plug.

Westheimer, Kuykendahl, Pearland, Whataburger….

Yall so im babysitting and decided to put on an old show i loved and YALL have ever watched teletubbies as an adult? This shit weird af. Its an acid trip for babies!

Theres a commercial for a health spending card on YouTube and its using a AI black woman with an attitude. I really don’t like that

I really hate how hard it is for me to enjoy Nicki’s music now. Like literally a whole ass decade of my life was me being a fan of hers and knowing all the lyrics to her songs. IS THIS HOW R-KELLY FANS FELT?!?

Lmfaooooo thats what it is!!

my posts are literally how my brain works..jumping from one topic to another bc one thing reminded me of another & then that thing reminded me of something else. & this is the life of someone with adhd

Single or not im still a feminist, a girls girls, a hot girl, and a individual. Im just all that with a man rubbin my booty at night and buying me cheesecake🤭

My man my man my man🥰🥰🩷🩷

I don't care. Do you?

Im going… to eat your soul… and SHIT IT OUT LESNICKI!!!’

Unnecessary abbreviations as slang is so annoying. Like who told you saying “Pape” instead of “Paper” was it? Its so grating on the ears

Yall i dont think Ive ever listened to Bad Bunny. How big Is he? Like who in the Black American music community is he comparable to? Cause i heard someone say hes Drake big and idk that feels like a stretch. Also does he speak/sing in English?

I asked my mom to pick me up some powdered donuts on her way home from work last night. She didn’t, my brother lost my lighter for my candles and now im beefing with my whole household 😂😂

Yall know Walmart sell braiding hair now?

YALL YA GIRL GOT THE JOB!

Omg yall… YALL ITS BIG AND PRETTY!!!!!!!

Yall why they tryna tell me I’m no longer a Black American because I only have 3 black grandparents instead of 4 😂😂😂 Me, a black woman, raised by black people, in a black household, only ever known black family, steeped in black culture, only ever lived as a black woman, from the south.

This was so fucking weird Then he followed up with “You’re joking already? You proved my point. Grow up” like tf is wrong with these niggas???

Rq where are all the niggas named Cameron? I haven’t came across a cameron since highschool. Did the Camerons all go to Cameron jail? Are any of you Cameron?

What y’all wearing on rapture day? Idk yall help me pick!

Theres a YouTuber who sews a lot of her own clothes and costumes and her aesthetic is so opposite of mine and i would never sew or even wear the stuff she makes yet i will happily watch her slowly become a forest troll/bog witch/frumpy grandma. Rn shes doing a patchwork dress☺️

Yall ever play the station that apple makes for you? This mf playing songs i haven’t heard since 8th grade wtf😂😂😂

Umm what is this and why did apple music recommend it to me? Beatking not even in it and its 59 seconds long

Lol I didn’t even peep that i was just scrolling through my memes and thought “my face exactly”. Everybody in black confusion and disbelief 😂😂😂

Fuck my knee hurts

Ive always been such a pink girl that i gaslight myself into thinking i liked cherry pop tarts but in reality i just like that they were pink.

“This isn’t the America I know” Black People:

@astoldbynai.blacksky.app idk if its midnight yet for you but HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOKIE! I hope you enjoy your day!!

Slim Lightskins with dreads is not my type. And the amount of male centered girls i was friends with because i dismissed that characteristic as “not a big deal” is a issue

I pamper myself even more than usual. I splurge on myself. I become my own rich husband

Brief flashes of my 1st birthday only because its when my fear of clowns and Mascots was established.

People pleasing

Stability. In every sense of the word

Silly bands, furby, bratz, tech decks, and depending on if you count early teens as childhood then tech decks and mustaches

Yes! No funny shit but me not taking myself out for another year in a row is a accomplishment and i shall treat it as such EVERY YEAR

PIVOT!, GO TO PLAN D!!!! A & B WILL FUCK YOU UP AND ITS HELL TO RECOVER

Im embracing it. If i learned nothing else from the older people in my life, this life shit actually becomes enjoyable after your 20’s

SpongeBob premiered shortly after my birth

Say what yall want about Cardi, she gon eat up a hairstyle😍

If i tell you im canceling my membership why the fuck are you telling me all that comes with it and trying to sell me on getting a bigger membership?!?

The Weeknd makes music for when you aint been to therapy. The moment you resonate you need to go see the lady😂😂

Is it just me or are the clothes on Boohoo kinda… bland now?