Im need to go to a chiropractor and get my spine snapped like a slap bracelet

LIKE FOR FUCKS SAKE I WANNA PLAY DRESS UP!!!! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkToYNxS/

I need homegirls who are a little bit dramatic, are articulate, dont get their personality from social media and “reality tv”, and like to do frivolous/fun shit like have a tea party in overly frilly dresses. IS THAT SO DAMN HARD?!?!

Im definitely going to be at Gemini’s place!!

Laugh. HARD

Go-go!!!

In the criminal justice system…. DUN DUN!!!

Find a brick and chuck it at his dick

Can i walk around and just watch out of curiosity?

Aint Ques basically Orcs?? I feel like id be in familiar territory

Bring out the werepeople!!

Well duhhh!! Im calling America’s ass!!

That pirate emo gon hit different!

Vampire museum director feels correct to me

You think i give a steaming fuck about a ghost?? Give me my house keys NEEEEOOOOOWWWE

We live it TEXAS Allison!!!!! GET THAT DOG TO SOME FUCKING SNOW!!!!!

Its my man birthday and he just dont know im bout to go CRAZZZZYYYYYYY

This man has me out here floaty… im sick of this shit!

My aunt used to sell Mary Kay and I used to work for a life insurance company that admittedly was definitely a cult. Its literally so easy get in one and it sneaks up on you

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I will send you a voice note of me just laughing in your face. Don't play with me 😭😭😭

“When they go low we're going to go down there and kick they muhfuckin asses” is my new motto

OOOOOOOOOHHHH OHOHH OHOH OOOOHOHOOOHOOOO

As a disabled woman I hate going to public places more and more because theres never anywhere to fucking sit. And then if there is it the most uncomfortable thing my butt has ever had the displeasure of coming into contact with. Like excuse me for having to wait for something! I JUST WANNA SIT!!!!

Stared at it for a couple seconds then read it without seeing it was a quote AND i had the voices.

Ive come to the conclusion that my kids CANNOT hang with yall kids!!!

Ooh girl

Excuse me McNigga?!?

Atp I’m bout to sue this man, cause how dare you😂😂

You know what? HELL YEAH

She is me 😂 if I’m really into you, this is how I be flirting. You gon blush and giggle yo way out them manties 😏

Football players be having bubble butts 😂

Hollaback girl is a white women diss track😂😂

This hoe just hit me with a mfn Hey Boo text. I hate all of you raggedy bitches atp!!🤬🤬

Bitch tried to play me bout my money. Now im bout to report her stupid ass to the food stamps office

I just ordered a damn pizza and not only was it late af bit they also forgot my drink!

I hate that niggas be wanting to wear glittery skinny jeans when the boot cuts and wide legs is where yall thrived!!!

I need these men to start dressing like 90’s/2000’s rnb groups and artists again like the whores they are dammit!! BRING BACK THAT BAGGY SHIT AND LITTLE ASS GLASSES DAMMIT!! WHERE ARE YALL JERSEYS MFS?!?!?

Exes. That man aint ready for a baby no time soon and me and my exes would be cracking tf up and they would be roasting each other.

Lol my name is Jade and you had me looking around like who me??

Hell nah

The man is in LOVEEEEEE😌🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

At this point somebody needs to snatch this tangerine reject’s fried hair hat like a chain and flex it like how rappers do! Then tell him to get it back in blood🤬

It’s not edgy or radical to appreciate women in all our forms. What’s actually radical is supporting women regardless of what we look like or how desirable you find us.✨

Are you even a Michael Jackson fan if you’ve never heard this absolute gem where he is singing in his REAL voice??

Simple, easy lil drinky drink? Cran-Apple and Malibu Rum. Goes down easy. Thank me later😊

Call me greedy but i just want this cake, a good fork, and something to wash it down with🤤

Sometimes you gotta write down all your thoughts and BURN THEM😵‍💫

I just found out that a lot of people didn’t know that Louis Vuitton and Christian Louboutin are 2 different people and 2 different brands. I genuinely thought this was common knowledge. Wait til yall find out that Christian is one of us✋🏾