Just to have a damn chemical burn. Not because of the scratching but because this strong ass perm was on my shit too long

I get so tired of eating the same foods from the same places. But in all fairness im a bit picky about certain things and because i dont have a car atm i cant go get something i want from somewhere like downtown😫

Hot take: although cheating in a relationship is always deplorable af, I feel as though is you gon go through the trouble of it then damn at least cheat up! Like shit where is your dignity??

I actually don’t mind being called a brat. I do in fact think that things should go my way. I mean, why wouldn’t they? 😌

Yall i got my bf watching Showgirls and let me tell you just how funny his reaction is. Hes getting so frustrated 😂😂

That damn Blonde Horse Witch just gon randomly drop that song with no warning or nun like we aint been begging for it for YEARS!!!!

Lord Jesus what yall been going through in these quotes 😂

When the chipotle bags stopped looking like a tatted up lightskin the chips got stale and the price went up. I hate that for us. The plot has been lost

I refuse to play basketball with a nigga cause bro if you dunk on me imma shoot you in the knee

Im walking around my house all happy and shit. And I got energy to actually do stuff

I started taking B12 supplements again. Yo I forgot how great this feels!!

Idk i feel like a good way to teach a kid responsibility is to get them a goldfish. They will have to feed it everyday and if they don’t then the fish will die and they will have to deal with the consequences of not being consistent and taking care of their responsibility. However……

Recently started watching Desperate Housewives and when I say I would have fucked both of Bree’s kids up. On multiple occasions. Lynette’s husband is a annoying ass man child and needs to quit whining, and her kids need some sort of medication or something. Gabby and Carlos are toxic af in every way

Rq why does Cheddars not sell them croissants by the dozen like donuts?? I would like to order a dozen and not feel guilty about it rn

CREDIT SCORES STARTED IN 1989!!!! WE SHOULD BAN CREDIT SCORES ASAP!!!‼️‼️

Idk if its just me but if you call them “Angel Eggs” just know you irritate the hell out of me and im bout to flip this plate. Being religious is and having your beliefs is perfectly fine and i have no issues respecting that but yall truly be doing way too much.

You couldn’t pay me to tell that embarrassing ass shit to the public.

Idk Im the type that wanna grabs some popcorn and watch you shower😂😂

Well thats that on that 😳

WHO TF IS THIS PREPPY WHITE BITCH IN MY HOUSE

BRO WHO TF CHANGED ALEXAS VOICE?!?!?

Random thought. To all my Texans, if next school year I get into making homecoming mums again will yall buy them or tell anyone yall know about them??

Who got a better silk press Michael Jackson, Katt Williams, or Queen Latifah?

Also he said Fuck Marcy🤣🤣

Got my bf to watch American Horror Story And we agreed that Ben Harmon is a bitch🤣

Yall gon yell at me if i start responding to things with “Wow thats so Atlanta of you🤨”??? 🤣🤣

Idk I absolutely hate asking for things. Like it actually stresses me out so bad. I like it to be offered or it be given when I mention the need. And if I mention it twice without HOW im bout to get it then Im waiting on you. And yes I recognize this isn’t great communication🙄 I’m trying dammit!

Out of nowhere this man just goes “you know ypu are so adorable when you nod your head” 🥰🥰🥰

Batman is the popo with a humiliation kink and way too much money

Tbh the orgy is way more normal

Hell yeah

At this point our homegirl does this chaotic ass shit on purpose. Imma sit back and watch the guest reactions

I want my tongue sensitivity

Them hookahs bout to hit DIFFERENT!!!!!

Damn I want both!

Movie theaters are fucking weird af. How we in a one story building with a flat roof but all the theater rooms 2 stories??????

My brother has a strict rule against hitting women however if a woman is hitting him he will absolutely mush a bitch or pin her down.

Im need to go to a chiropractor and get my spine snapped like a slap bracelet

LIKE FOR FUCKS SAKE I WANNA PLAY DRESS UP!!!! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkToYNxS/

I need homegirls who are a little bit dramatic, are articulate, dont get their personality from social media and “reality tv”, and like to do frivolous/fun shit like have a tea party in overly frilly dresses. IS THAT SO DAMN HARD?!?!

Im definitely going to be at Gemini’s place!!

Laugh. HARD

Go-go!!!

In the criminal justice system…. DUN DUN!!!

Find a brick and chuck it at his dick

Can i walk around and just watch out of curiosity?

Aint Ques basically Orcs?? I feel like id be in familiar territory

Bring out the werepeople!!

Well duhhh!! Im calling America’s ass!!

That pirate emo gon hit different!