That fact that $700 and Temu have never been in the same sentence is hilarious

Gotta buy your boy a lace😂

I really dont like “quirky” yt women. It feels so try hard and “look at me!🤪”

DONT PULL THE THANG OUT UNLESS YOU PLAN TO 💥BANG💥

Side note. So we all agree that needed me was Rhianna finally responding to Drake after all them years of him being obsessive af?

I really be wanting a full detailed report i can review on people that objectively tells me all the info i need on them before i pursue any types of relationships with them. Like tell me this nigga gaslights before i start dating him. Tell me this butch male centered and a hoe before I befriend her.

I mean im not fully seeing it cause i aint ever seen him from before he was in his 30s but he definitely has a beautiful smile

Sis i don’t think we choose which auntie we become i think it chooses us.

I mean he not one… ✨biologically✨… But you know… internally… In his fantasies… maybe if he was less churchy…

Uhh….Elaborate

Question. Aint you spoken for? Thats the main reason i stopped misbehaving in your mentions

Listen bookie, we love the sloots round here. Embrace who you are in this life and make it jump. Thangk ya

Not gon lie i would have flipped them off and sped away!

Fried chicken like a thigh or drum? No cause I barely eat that in general. But sandwiches, tenders, wings, and nuggets? You damn skippy!! What about it?

Men. Why did it take so long for yall to realize yall need multiple types of soaps?

If your kid gets sick, and you don’t get sick from them. Congratulations you suck as a parent👍🏾

Im at work and i just seen a kid with a pristine pair of Space Jam 11s on!!!!!

This song have me act like this every single time

YEEEEAAAAHHHH OH LETS DO IT! OH LET DO IT OH LET DO IT OH LET DO IT YEEEAHH DRUG DEALING MUSIC I INFLUENCE I INFLUENCE

I fucked my money up Now i cant re-up Ran off in his spot just to get my stacks up….

Mfs dont even say hello first but wanna call you stuck up/ugly when you decline linking with them🙄

My big back ass loved a taco bowl or bread bowl 😋

Fyi incase you haven’t today, tell that girl shes beautiful and you love her! Some of yall don’t say that shit enough!!!!

I need black fiction recs! I like historical fiction, science fiction, fantasy, i just ask that the authors be Black American. I don’t have anything against African authors, i just feel like the only black books i come across are written from an African perspective, and i was a BA perspective.

And another thing… Nicki *WAS* a hip hop icon worthy of a future tribute performance. But now who would want to do it? ICE SPICE? JT? 69?!?!?

Got Zaxbys for the first time in like 6 years and Texas can we please admit this shit aint hittin on nun?!?

Im 26 and he’s 19 and my dawg! I’ll still whoop his ass and i cant stand him all the time but he really my first baby and my homie

As much as I love kettle corn and have been obsessively eating it lately, i refuse to try Kloud Popcorn even though protein popcorn sounds interesting af. I just refuse to support anything Kardashian/Jenner related.

My current hyper fixation foods are kettle corn, rice, ritz sour cream and onion toasted chips, and chipotle

Its a good day to not be a April or September baby😂

Depends on who is calling me that

So im watching that show Beauty on hulu. Ryan Murphy why the hell are you so horny? And what the hell is happening here?

Tbh Mary Poppins could definitely be some sort of witch. Hell I call anyone who can spell it a witch

I don’t take very many lol

My neighbor a few houses down has a candy red cybertruck with swangas on it and when I say i get pissed tf off every time i see that big ugly mf come down the street. How dare you disrespect swangas!

Sometimes you gotta just karate chop a mf!

My first 3 musicals i seen were Annie, Little Shop of Horrors, and Dreamgirls. I will not choose between any of them

60 and I’ll do it again!

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Part of the reason i started really liking my bf is cause he has a bookshelf with hardcover books on it. And one of our dates were to Barnes and Noble (his idea) and he picked 4 books for himself and was excited to read them

Nothing is wrong with it. People get upset when they are not specifically mentioned, and the voice said boys

If anything you better hype me up or im ruining everyone’s day. Tuh

The stylist did all the family members crazy. Each one has at least 1 thing that should be removed. The non family look good tho😂

Hold on somebody refresh me on what B McKnight did? I feel like i know but im not 100% sure

Oooh weee that last line….

You can only have so many issues before you are a lost cause and everyone jumps ship. Personally i dipped at the married a bum ass sex offender and beefing with Cardi chapters.

Can someone explain to me why Michelle Williams aint ever play Whitney Houston?

😂😂 this is why when i start arguing i put my phone on the charger and turn on low power mode And dont let me have my ipad too, imma go at it all day!

Uhm yall what happened to the Notorious K.I.M tat from the album cover on the apple music live cover????

I believe all animals have accents and the more you think about it, the funnier the concept