Muppets Superbowl broadcast SpongeBob Style

I need a Muppet College Gameday where the only human is Saban.

The path to beating Putin and Xi runs through beating Trump.

My best friend (50s, white man, burly, goatee) got hollered at in an Apple Valley gas station! I felt bad for him but proud of the gas station person

Looking at security? I'll show you something interesting. All security is either man with gun or dog. Cameras? Dog. Locked doors? Man with gun Despite being men with guns, roving security guards are actually dog

They're history's greatest monster.

you noticed all the he/him or the repeated use of my name and not a pronoun (how odd) too, huh?

Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/curse-2 #smbc

Disney announces a Live Action Remake of an Animated Film that does not yet exist.

The victim was trying to walk away from Omelas and someone didn’t want to let them.

If you're cold they're having a ball. Let em be outside for a while longer.

Murder Mystery in Omleas where they have to bring out the torture pit kid to solve crimes.

Ok no yeah Colgate go claim that Natty.

I like how in discussions of "Best Dreamworks Movies" no one ever really talks about Prince of Egypt because it is so self evidently the best one there is nothing to talk about.

Let us be our own plague of Egypt.

Apropos of nothing but I've always thought "Duke of Edinburgh" was a good title for the non-reigning husband of the Queen. An important, and old, city in an important part of the union.

Captain: Kermit XO: Rowlf Security: Miss Piggy Helmsman: Gonzo Coms: Fozzie Science Officer: Bunsen Honeydew Ensigns: Scooter, Robin, Beaker Engineering: Electric Mayhem Statler and Waldorf are either Qs or Admirals. Sam the Eagle is the asshole ambassador. Token human is Miles O'Brien

There is a world, not too different from our own, where the Iranian Revolution spins differently and the Ayatollah winds up a trusted American Ally against Red Persia.

Reading about the English Civil Wars/Revolution/Wars of the Three Kingdoms and two conclusions: - Oliver Cromwell is overrated from a pure "importance" perspective - Charles I is a bizarrely good general.

I actually think Israeli intelligence had a thumb in the Epstein pie. I just also think Albanian intelligence, Botswanan intelligence, Paraguayan intelligence... Literally all you have to do to get blackmail on Anglo-American elites is say "sign here if you are a pedo." If you have a spy agency...

I beg people to understand that a good intelligence agency resembles NOAA more than James Bond. You will find intelligence agencies in the middle of major sketchy events for the same reason you will find C-130s in the middle of the hurricanes. This doesn't mean they are (or aren't!) engineering it.

The Great Bajor Political Compass. Some of these people Ping Ping based on their point in the Star Trek timeline.

WHICH WAY MEDIEVAL KING

schultz nailed the boomers in 1965

It's me. I'm the friend. I may be on a watchlist because of my #AlternateHistory project about them.

This is legitimately quite sad

aint that the truth

Protects but does not bind, bind but does not protect etc etc etc

Is this...is this a reference to "The Night Gwen Stacy Died" in *Peanuts* of all places?

The best way to understand Belgium is to understand that they've turned Subs vs. Dubs into a linguistic community fault line.

Im in this picture and I don't like it.

you know what? fair point. i bet it was miserable

great call by the haters etc etc

No one: Snoopy's Brother Spike, September 18, 1994:

yeah

Bull Halsey: sails into a typhoon Bull Halsey:

Been thinking about Tiananmen and I realize it wasn't strictly a demand for the western style democracy, or that there wasn't any guarantee a post-CCP China doesn't do the post-CPSU Russia thing. But man, I'd be far more confident about the future if the rising powers were democratic.

Clerk: Need an ID for Cold Meds Walter White: What? You're afraid I'd cook Meth with THAT? Ha! Pseudo is for amateurs. Anyone with vision would have a better supplier than YOU. If I, hypothetically, were making Meth, I would never use cough syrup. There are FAR superior ways...

Ranking the Bonaparte Siblings by Aura: 8: Pauline. No hate to Pauline. Ok a little hate to Pauline, the Haiti thing is impossible to overlook. The one who visited Elba which was nice of her.

Not only does nobody believe this about mistreatment of Mitt Romney, but the Obama 12 campaign went *easier* on him than some of the whisper campaigns in the primaries. We said he was an out of touch rich guy who profited from shipping jobs overseas (true!), we didn't do whisper anti-mormon stuff.