this site is just tumblr circa 2014 exhibit number 834782910257

i regret to inform you all that i actually really like teaching

Me: schism! Schism! Pope Leo, grabbing the mic: SCHISM! SCHISM!

I will grant that there were always bad things. I will grant that not dealing with the bad things allowed them to get worse. But I refuse to believe everything was always *this* bad, because I remember them being relatively better.

i desperately want everyone involved in the destruction of USAID to have to, st the very least, answer to the american people for the suffering and misery they have caused apnews.com/article/myan...

nothing less than prison. the hague.

The elimination of USAID is a moral atrocity and all involved made a choice to enable, and then lie about, ending the lives of some of the most vulnerable people in the world.

this one at least recognizes that california's central coast exists. i will allow it

none of these people realize that there's a million eyes on them at all times, huh?

[softly] what the fuck

George Orwell’s Animal Crossing

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

Spotted by a reporter on the House side of the Capitol. Here’s what’s missing!

The United States immigration system is in fact a lot more cruel and arbitrary than people who want to restrict it think. If you ask the typical person who wants to be hard on immigration what system they want, it's something that would be decried as open borders compared to what we have now.

brother, she just wanted to share that indescribable feeling we get when the lights begin to dim and take you to somewhere we've never been before

I'm excited to Bari Weiss to finally get the keys to the cathedral, only to find that there's not a big lever labeled "wokeness" in the control room, just a bunch of journalists doing their job that she now has to manage

and ive been unemployed since april

I get this but also can we Like Not demonize what we were using USAID for but Anti-Trumpily

missing goofy goober hours

UPDATE: IT IS ONLY SEVEN DOLLARS FOR THE DAY NOT AN HOUR MY BAD

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

If you’re worried people don’t care and aren’t watching, they are. Our YouTube audience is primarily young men. Don’t let the fascism get to you, that’s the point.

paid parking in hospitals should be illegal imo. or at the very least, like a dollar an hour not 7

Democrats came back to work this week to prevent a government shutdown. Republicans were on vacation.

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It just literally feels like it’s been 20 years since 2016 and not 9.

Donald Trump has been the main character of American politics for 40% of my life, I am fucking sick of it.

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before i see anyone bitch about how americans don't/can't/won't do this i need everyone to remember that 5 MILLION people across the country went to some no kings protest event

so excited we get to do this again together as a bsky family

mamdani would not win va because his main appeal is that he is a new yorker who fucking loves new york city unironically and full-heartedly. he doesn't know anything about virginia spanberger is running on a similar platform in that she is of, for, and loves this state. she gets people fired up

live by the burrito taxi die by the burrito taxi

If the NFL sucks then how did the Bills produce this masterpiece?

still can't believe the nfl is lib coded

STILL

someone said to me tonight "you seem like you know what you're doing" and it took every ounce of me not to laugh in their face

*manifesting* regime change through superior firepower

It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese hell.....yes

will no one rid me of this infernal boss music what the fuck is actually going on

mm all caught up with my brain meds. still feel boss music playing in the distance

lol. lmao.

all presidential administrations are partisan, but trump and the people in his white house are partisans bordering on sectarians, and one result is that they see nothing of actions that strain and weaken the union itself

The leader of the Catholic church said there was 'no room for indifference or resignation', just days after the US president described climate change as a 'con job' on.ft.com/4ntNEyx

oh damascus VIRGINIA

god get me out off this stupid ride. in what world is the va supposed to be talking toe like this

oh. lmao. ive forgotten to take my brain drugs since like sunday

fukuyama is the pleasant bureaucrat version of kojima, who is of course a murder poet

Clicker training but with Windows 95 tada.wav for positive reinforcement and chord.wav for negative reinforcement.

very very very very excited to share that my short story "undesirable" has been published by the fine folks at ofic magazine, issue #13 www.oficmag.com/store it's my first literary publication!!!