i'm too ill to know this much about the world

*the universe inventing a new unprecedented thing to force millennials to live through*: "yolo, bitches"

Btw if you’re scared someone might actually answer the phone at your reps’ offices today, they’re all closed for the holidays. You can leave a message.

once again proving the most important election of our lifetime was 2016 and we totally blew it

At this point, if a Democratic presidential candidate wants my vote, their platform has to - at bare minimum - include some version of "I am going to put all these freaks in prison for their crimes." Full stop. No compromise. I am now a single issue voter for the dark woke prison camps.

really impressed with Jellyfin. its fun to run your own personal streaming service knowing your media won't just disappear

It's fascinating to see the changes in one company's logo over the years.

CEOs are all in on AI cuz their job actually can be completely done by AI and so they wrongly assume it can do other people's jobs

degrading a robot girl by saying her programming seems vibe coded

This is pornographic. 10/10

This is so true, and you’d only really know it if you’re already a church nerd.

This makes me want to call it slop, like, at least 5x as much as I already did.

nobody cool is spending money in 2026. we're walking in the woods, playing games outside, playing games inside, reading books from the library, pirating movies and shows, going to the park, walking around town, ripping movies from library DVDs and uploading to torrent sites,

a second day has hit the 2026

We love a good round butt, a bubble butt even. But I'm starting to have a real fond appreciation for the flatter, less prominent butts. The anatomy there is just so 🥴. Every butt is a good butt. And yes, I mean yours ♥️

the kids, they know how to name libraries. www.reddit.com/r/rust/comme...

zohran mamdani speaks to the dream of every goofy nerd that they, too, can land a mind-shatteringly beautiful woman who's just a little mean but in a cool way

Serious thing for folks to consider is, particularly for marginalized people, Grudges Are Self-Defense. What you may be interpreting as pettiness is probably closer aligned to "You have demonstrated you're not to be trusted." And knowing who REALLY has your back is more important that ever.

give the graphics cards and RAM back to the gamers, they never did anything evil with their computers

You all thought I was mad for specializing in bear litigation for bear clients but who is laughing now Penn State

I can’t wait until someone gets sworn in on ACOTAR or Fourth Wing.

getting sworn in with my hand on a stack of lotr extended edition dvds

if those reactionary centrists could read, they'd be very upset

i almost won the election for mayor of the house but i couldn't convince the cat to vote for me

jesus, i see what you did for new york city, and i want that for me

Estrogen would not have saved him

feels like autistic people are more likely on average to be supportive of trans ppl because a lot of autistic cis people are cis in sort of trans way

this would work on me

do cats have Buddha nature

update

Attacking a data center like it’s The Bastille, everyone fleeing with a bushels of RAM to desolder and resolder the chips. One peasant coded guy with a wheelbarrow of SFP+ modules. Manifesting this for 2026.

they're throwing billionaires in jail for the crime of being rich in Mamdani's America

many current problems began when people started trusting computer. you must never trust computer. computer is the machine that hates you

A message for you all to carry through the year

the brief period when the year has no horrors yet (i woke up 20mins ago)

starting the year right by sleeping in to 2pm

yes but i'm still tired

"The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: Now is the time of monsters." horny monster romance lovers: go on

thank you Duffer brothers for not killing Steve

🙏

really like how they sometimes splice in real video background shots alongside the animation in The Summer Hikaru Died. i've never seen that before in an anime

staging a coup for the tv remote

if you have to poop. please do it now. do not carry that shit into next year.

isekai'd into a new year

"are you single?" no i'm an album