We are attempting to describe Dragon Ball Z to my aunt

I dunno why but the ICE agents sent to “patrol” at JFK are all unmasked and in public areas where press has access and they don’t really seem to know what to do or why they’re there?

This is an excellent summary of the US War on Iran current situation. I’m an existentialist and borderline absurdist and even I struggle with the current moment. This summary is just fantastic.

Good morning lovelies, enjoy a smile from this Pomeranian with a perfectly centered nose that makes it look like a one eyed alien.😉

For no particular reason I am remembering that Helldivers 2 recently had a major mission called Operation Valid Pretext where they said "yeah the robots totally have a WMD go invade their home planet" and then we got our asses kicked

Just passed gas going for $6.19

read the news today

lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal

It is telling of American self conception that Pearl Harbor is universally regarded as an underhanded, wicked and unjustifiable crime against the rules of war while our surprise attack on Iran is just a smart strategy we naturally employed to defeat a vile foe

You absolutely cannot separate the artist and the art without contributing to the persecution of trans people. Boycott everything Potter.

Subnautica is a Wetroidvania

- Open email, read it. "I'll respond to this later when I have time." - Mark email as unread so I can easily find it later - Go back to inbox - "Oh, an unread email"

BREAKING: A Delaware judge has ruled that Krafton must *reinstate* Ted Gill, the fired CEO of Subnautica 2 maker Unknown Worlds. In the ruling, the judge accuses Krafton's CEO of using ChatGPT to come up with a strategy to get out of paying Unknown Worlds a $250 million bonus. Story coming shortly

Pratchett's "Brownian motion of society" theory stays winning. #Discworld

friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?

rice hack: cook it in water first

Managed to drag a Necrobinder Doom run kicking and screaming to a narrow victory

Today in Elden Ring we accidentally obliterate an NPC from the timeline youtu.be/CjPkoeGWSd0

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

oho my first Slay the Spire 2 win. Power that lets me keep block between turns, plus power that deals chip damage every time i gain block, plus power that gives me block every time I attack, plus BODY SLAM. A very comfy run where I just comfortably stack up block.

Happy 10th anniversary to this photo of some auld fella playing Demons Souls at an Arbys imgur.com/gallery/old-...

okay okay okay so Neopets has a partnership with a company called Geekify for all physical merch. Geekify ran a kickstarter a while ago for a Neopets TTRPG and raised around 425K to ship a unique noncombat focused TTRPG centering around the existing Neopets world and lore.

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

Oh my weather app just opens up a Google search for "weather". why did they change it

Spoiler alert - they are the same game

Claude cannot actually feel, it can't think, it doesn't have opinions, it isn't self aware, it doesn't have context outside the immediate window you are using it with. By asking for its comment on war crimes you are legitimizing the idea that it can be used autonomously or for war at all. Stop it.

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

I met the kid today and to my surprise he still draws now and then! So I asked him to draw the dinosaur playing basket-ball again, to see the progresses he made And wow, look at the evolution! This makes me so happy That's why teaching art values is important, AI could never make this happen.

oof I am NOT good at Slay the Spire 2 haha

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

My dad is extremely offline so when I find a funny image or meme or something, I have to email it to him. When he replies it arrives in my inbox as a separate, non-threaded email.

Hi hello just QRPing some info abt this coming in from the other site. This news is fake, it was a hallucination.

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?” Me (indie dev in this economy): “Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

We played the Burglin' Gnomes demo, a game where you can get trapped inside a roomba www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSCT...

The NYT style guide

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

PSA for Discord's new age verification! If you get hit by it and refuse to give them any ID or face scans as you should, here's a way to just... bypass it. Go to Settings - Family Centre and then just enter a date of birth that's 18+ It's really that simple. Give them nothing.

Weekend plans

Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature:

2026 basically

THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOU CAN GET EVERY DISCWORLD TOME ON EBOOK FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A SUBWAY FOOTLONG COMBO. USUALLY GETTING EVERY SINGLE BOOK LEGALLY IS LIKE 400+ NOT. A. DRILL. www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆