he hates with all his heart and pussy put into it!

Posting for attention NGL

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

Yup

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes:

a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles

modesty laws prevented showing even one lousy frame of John Waters' PINK FLAMINGOS (1972) in the trailer, so the only footage in it is of people reacting to a screening they just came out of. every single type of extant queer person is contained in the specific sequences I have selected here

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Happy #FCF to all who celebrate

People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!

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Who remembers those early Palantir trades

Never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm

feral

The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion. The entire bottom 50% of America is worth just $4.2 trillion. Read that back. When 400 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.

No Nut November is just repackaged religious shame cosplaying as self-improvement. It's deeply weird. Just have a wank, it's good for you.

15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.

who creates the lively art and music scenes if the rent is too high? who makes cultural life? who serves you food or washes your dishes? who creates the fancy little restaurants that draw you to urban living? affordable housing is at the heart of what makes city life worthwhile.

Hope people are realizing that rigging the 2026 and 2028 elections have always been the plan.

It's always "Bro you're jacked!" and never "Bro, your presence is imposing and your aura is very threatening" 😒

Breaking: The Supreme Court is now officially considering taking up a case overturning same-sex marriage. This is the first time in history the court has considered rolling back this right.

today in "predicted by 30 Rock"

Never forget this: The forces rigging our economy, undermining our democracy, polluting our planet, and stoking hatred are counting on you to give up. Cynicism is how they win. Stay clear-eyed and ready for the fight ahead.

Dramaturging the Group Sex (reminding them we have to start cumming at some point)

There it is

One of the things I took away from the 60s and Richard Nixon, first mentioned by Hunter Thompson, but I believe to be true, is the fact that we believed, at time, that all our protesting, marching and sign waving was futile and pointless when in fact, it drove Richard Nixon to alcohol fueled madness

Honest Q: is there any country in the last 20 years who have elected a right-wing party and felt vindicated in that decision? Broad policy decisions resulting in desirable outcomes. Key concerns at the time of the election rectified. Those with net worth in the top 5% of that nation discounted.

happy new music Friday I’m keeping my mouth shut today

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the only way to chop 🧅 🧅 🧅

Thank you everyone who reported. Carol has updated her defaming post to be accurate and respectful.

Can't we just get healthcare

just caught the tail end of a launch out of Vandenberg. heading south.

@nytimes.com completely ignoring the literature of the effects of Roundup on pollinators 🐝🦋. and of course they disabled the comments. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/28/o...

gonna short IKEA stock

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

This is a fact. I also submit Star Wars was a hit because just as act 2 of the first movie began, you’re dumped in a bar full of weird little guys to show what we’re all fighting for against the empire: more weird little guys.

mini-mexico selfie dump 🇲🇽

“Yes sir”

I will never have the body I want bc I cannot survive this administration without alcohol, weed, and junk food.

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

this is an important article and i applaud the Onion for stepping out of their comfort zone to do this

This is the person they are suspending people over btw

Hi @ezrakleinbot.bsky.social, we're friendly, we've been on each other's shows. We both agree Kirk's murder is horrific. Q: was Kirk "practicing politics in exactly the right way" when he called for me to be deported because he didn't like my Covid views on MSNBC? www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/o...