I should share my college application experience. Just to let kids know they’ll be OK even if things don’t work how they want them too. I went to a pretty intense college prep school. I got 1450 on my SATs and ended up ranked… 9th? I think? Out of a class of just over 200. 1/

good morning

It's Steven Seagal's birthday, so here's a little reminder that if you flip his beard upside down you can fashion yourself a very convincing Teen Wolf.

is it as marvellous a thing

New — I wrote about the terror and loss of the last few days, mostly so we don’t forget. www.thehandbasket.co/p/trump-iran...

Voting for California governor is like trying to pick the best loaf of bread from the day old pile at Ralph’s

There’s a whole stack of things to learn if you want something like this in New England at a soda/ice cream shop. A frappe is not a milk shake, nor is it an egg cream, but it is a cabinet (I see you Rhode Island).

May 12! Vidiots! Vidiots Founding Member @alexwinter.com is hosting a screening of the erotic neo-noir classic AFTER DARK, MY SWEET. I’ll be moderating a Q&A after the film with star Jason Patric. In my opinion, this is THE great noir of the ‘90s. TICKETS: vidiotsfoundation.org/movies/after...

Look y’all, we done covered ourselves in shit, a’rubbin’ it in and a’rollin’ in it. And we took some of that shit, that fecal matter, and we rubbed it on the voters and the good people of Texas. And by golly, it appears they did not care for that, and it appears we’en might lose the House on it!!

“Y’know, there was someone else who had long hair and preached love to the world — and he has a lot to say about what’s happening right here, right now. That man’s name was Mike Edwards, lead singer of Jesus Jones”

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

This extremist government needs war to survive, and it needs endless occupation. That’s why it quietly approved 34 new West Bank settlements, ensuring more bloodshed for millions of Palestinians living under brutal military control. We must change this intolerable reality now.

Hope you have a Kolosso day, today.

Can we appreciate, for a moment, that, as of about two weeks ago, we (humanity) have demonstrated ability to transport antiprotons? I hesitate to use superlatives here, but this changes fundamentally how and where we can study (and use) antimatter. 🧪 #SciFiScience home.cern/news/press-r...

Watch LIFE UNEARTHED with Ariel Waldman on @pbs.org Stream, watch, rent or download in the U.S. and Canada! Episodes released weekly. Season 1 explores Antarctica and the North American Prairies.

Important to remember that 15 mins ago we were on the brink of World War III, global collapse and potential nuclear Armageddon and not a single person from either party in the federal government did a single fucking thing to stop it. He got cold feet of his own volition. They didn't lift a finger.

Who gets California in the divorce? I’m hoping Japan. Mexico would be nice too.

Don’t post random folks saying terrible things are happening. Don’t post videos that might be AI faked or old footage. Don’t do that. The actual news: AP, Reuters, Al Jazeera, BBC, NPR will post when things are vetted. Bellingcat as well, likely. Just be careful.

I’m going to go make matza toffee; which is basically Pesach crack. Arrest me, no jury would convict.

I have a father and mother in law in Iran. I have a sister in law. A niece. She's 14. She likes silly pink headbands and purses and dresses, just like kids her age all over the world. There are 93 million people like her in Iran. People who do all the normal mundane life things as the rest of us.

Delaying booking a return flight back to my house in case my idiot president launches a nuclear war tonight. Even if he eats shit and walks away tonight, don't let anyone forget how fucking stupid this moment was. Don't let kids forget how close we are to annihilation, provided we make it.

Checking in on the Doomsday Clock guys

Has anyone checked McCain’s grave to see if his corpse’s boner has broken through to the surface?

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Capitalism is a disease of the heart.

the psychic damage of being online and aware this morning is staggering

i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you

Picturing some frat bro finance guy reveling in calling his intern the r-word as the buildings fall.

senator, on a beach with drink in hand: this madness must stop

Do the Never Pay Taxes rich people have yacht slip turf wars with the Get Away With Sex Crimes rich people? Do they haggle over seats at CPAC?

How does FIFA feel about their Peace Prize recipient threatening to annihilate one of their WC qualifiers? Are there any consequences for annihilating a member nation? Just wondering if this affects the award.

I'm not sure how you can be against removing this man from office right now. What will it take? A nuke being dropped? It's too late then. The purpose of impeachment and the 25th Amendment is to prevent that type of thing from happening, not just to react to it.

The post Passover news check this week is going to be craaaaaazy

Nothing says "tar_make()" error like Mac OS Classic's Sosumi.wav! archive.org/details/maco... #RStats

I like how little resistance this gets nowadays because “gatekeeping” was over used. Standards rule. like if you went to an arcade and saw pac-man, donkey Kong, dig dug, and 45 dirty toilets filled with onions, you’re probably going to say, can we get rid of the toilets

BREAKING: Extraordinary scenes as Iranian citizens start forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites. This is Kazerun Power Plant in Fars province, southern Iran (🎥 i24 News)

Already contacted my reps, so I'm rewatching SOUTHLAND TALES (2007) for the second time in a week because it's the only thing that makes sense

If you want to make a billion trillion dollars, come up with an easy way to manage photo storage.

Could use a "Somehow the Pee Tape returned" right about now.

Our whole civilization has been dying since November 6th, 2024. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER AND WHATNOT!!!

now more than ever,

"History will judge-" let me stop you right fucking there, history doesn't do fucking shit, I'm a historian, let's be clear here: elected officials need to do their fucking jobs, right now, before it happens, or future historians will judge THEM. Everyone knows and knew who Trump was.

Good morning, Northwest Georgia! It’s Election Day. This is your moment to be heard — for your family and your future. I’ve spent 40 years in uniform. I know what’s at stake, and I’ll always fight to protect our kids from another forever war. Get up. Get in line. Go vote. #GA14

The could impeach him and Vance today. They could do that. Or not. They could opt not to. They could just wait to See How This Plays Out. They may be glass by the end of the day, but that’s better, in their heads, than Actually Doing Something.

my youngest grandson returns from The Waste. No food again, just metal scraps. But he's so proud, and wants a reward. "Tell me again about The Great Before. Tell me why The Green went away," he begs. "in the Before," I begin, "people had questions about who should participate in women's sports..."