You might need this little soapstone carving of a whale today… (1200-1600 CE, Chumash culture, California, held at Musée des Beaux Arts, Montreal)

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

I rearranged bbmoonys room to give him a book reading area and hung some decor and he called it beautiful and I think thats the biggest win

I always envied and desired to own a matching lunchbox and thermos set. In fact, I still want one BADLY.

celebrate good times come on

Long ago when the four nations lived in harmony.

wow my terrible habit of checking my phone when I get up to pee in the middle of the night has paid off

After taking a huge gulp from my water bottle after a 3am wee, said in a very garbled, tired way: pausa de hidratación

LRP "handjob merchant" is a combination of two words i desperately want to be the thing that wakes up my writing brain !!!

“different strokes for different folks” is the mantra of a handjob merchant who understands customer service

Could be us

I talk about this CONSTANTLY If, compared to childfree independence, married motherhood is even *arguably* a quality-of-life downgrade, there will be women who will opt out of one or both (when allowed). And what makes that change in status a downgrade isn't case-by-case. It's on a cultural level.

Folks have enjoyed these when I've posted them in the past. Enjoy this minute of baked goods (sound on) www.reddit.com/r/Satisfying...

DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN

📢 REYLO REYLO REYLO *bonus points if they’re actually “just friends” 😏

Me: im definitely going to get to bed early tonight! Unlike all the other nights before this one! It is 19 minutes to midnight, when did that happen

it's not actually an honor to end up on the cover of Viziers Monthly. it shows your machinations aren't subtle enough

Just make it exist first, you can make it good later

Friend 👁👁

This

Not-That-Important Employee Snatches Best Donut In Box https://theonion.com/not-that-important-employee-snatches-best-donut-in-box-1819575292/

I am not qualified to dunk on this menu, however, I would try most of these items and am tickled by the juxtaposition of hillbillyxpretentious foodie

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

People getting worked up about nostalgiaposts like this don't seem to realize people aren't lamenting companies, they're remembering evaporated forms of community. Yes, get DVDs from your library! But are you going to ride your bike with your 5 best friends there then curl up together to watch it?

Good Scissors Not In The Fucking Drawer https://theonion.com/good-scissors-not-in-the-fucking-drawer-1827516871/

It’s too hot so I’m air drying in front of a fan after every shower 😅 Does everyone do this?

Impression at the bottom of a canyon

If a company has to lay off 10,000 people, the executive team should be fired, because they clearly weren’t businessing very well.

the video is about the quality of fast food but everything feels like this lately

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

Spoke to my friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today

🎣 commission! forgot to post this here earlier, but here's a snippet of the wallpaper this month for jojo's pokeparty patreon 🐟 #b3d #art #pokemon

Clydephee camping au inspiration

Getting to go on a fun educational trip should be a regular thing at companies for mental health reasons

Adhd memes just banking shots off my soul post after post 😵

edit of the day: 🪵🐎🪹

We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to

So this genius CEO expects xbox to have ~12% of the world's population playing xbox every single day? It's time to end CEOs, man. They get paid way too much to be this fucking stupid. We don't have to live like this.

possibly not hygienic... but can you blame her on a day like this?